Ankho me aansu.. chehre par hansi hai.. Saanso me aahein.. Dil me bebasi hai.. Pehle kyun nahi bataya ki.. darwaje mein ungli fansi hai..!!!
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Ajab si halat hai tere janay ke bad.. Mujhe bhukh lagti nahin khana khanay ke bad.. Mere pass 2 hi samose the jo maine kha liye.. Ek tere aane se pehle ek tere jane ke baad..!!!
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Heer ro ro kar raanjhe se keh rahi hai.. Haath chhor kameene meri naak beh rahi hai..!!!
Funny Shayri Hum aaj bhi dil ka aashiyana sajaane se darte hain..
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Hum aaj bhi dil ka aashiyana sajaane se darte hain.. Baagon mein phool khilaane se darte hain.. Hamari ek pasand se toot jaayenge hazaron dil.. Tabhi to hum aaj bhi girlfriend banaane se darte hain..!!!
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Agar pyaar sath ho to tanhayi nahi hoti.. Sachche pyaar mein kbhi bewafai nahi hoti.. Par agar ek baar pyaar ho jaaye too.. kitne hi coaching center join kar loo.. Par padhaai nahi hoti..!!!
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Dil Dedo Kisi Ek Ko, Woh Bhi Kisi Nek Ko. Yeh Koi Mandir Ka Parsad Nahi, Jo Baant They Rahe Her Ek Ko. Dil Denge Kissi Ik Ko Woh Bhee Kissi Nek Ko… Jab Tak Girl Freind Nahi Pat Jaati, ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Na Samaj Sake Kesa He Vada Unka, Raat Ko Karte He Subah Tak Bhool Jate He. Hamne Kaha Aakar Milna Dopher Ko, Bole Us Waqt To Hum School Jate He.
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Kitna Bhi Chupao Sach Samne Aa Hi Jata He, Jan Gaye Hum Bhi Jab Dayalu Hue Bhagwan Ek Neta Ke Ghar Jab Ja Rahe The Hum, Darwaje Par Likha Tha Kutto Se Sawdhan.
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Badal Aab Barasta Nahi. Chand Bhi Karvat Badal Ke Rota He. Ek Raat Hame Bhi Chain Se Soo Lene De, Akhir Kavi Naam Ka Prani Kab Chup Hota He.
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Ankho me aansu, chehre par hansi hai, Saanso me aahein, Dil me bebasi hai, Pehle kyun nahi bataya ki, darwaje mein ungli fansi hai.
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Ajab si halat hai tere janay ke bad, Mujhe bhukh lagti nahin khana khanay ke bad, Mere pass 2 hi samose the jo maine kha liye, Ek tere aane se pehle ek tere jane ke baad.
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Heer ro ro kar raanjhe se keh rahi hai, Haath chhor kameene meri naak beh rahi hai.
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Dunia mein reh kar sapnon mein kho jaao, Kisi ko apna bana lo ya kisi ke ho jaao, Agar kuchh bhi nahi hota hai to, Chadar-takiya lo aur so jaao.
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Hum aaj bhi dil ka aashiyana sajaane se darte hain, Baagon mein phool khilaane se darte hain, Hamari ek pasand se toot jaayenge hazaron dil, Tabhi to hum aaj bhi girlfriend banaane se darte hain
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Mohabbat Karli Tumse Bahut Sochne Ke Baad; Ab Kisi Ko Dekhna Nahi Tumhe Dekhne Ke Baad; Duniya Chhod Denge Tumhe Pane Ke Baad; Khuda Maaf Kare Itna Jhooth Bolne Ke Baad!
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Is kader hum apko chahte hai ki, duniya wale dekhkar jal jate hai. yu to hum sabeko ullu banate hai, lakin aap thoda jaldi ban jaate hai
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Nayi-Nayi shadi thi, Naya tha Zamana, Dulha bechain tha, Sun-ne ko gana, Dulhan ne shuru kiya GANA… “BHAIYA MERE RAKHI KE BANDHAN KO NIBHANA
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Mohabbat K Raste Me Har Waqt Dard Milega Mohabbat K Raste Me Har Waqt Dard Milega Meri Mano Isi Raste Par Medical Store Khol Do Mast Chalega.
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Santa sitting on the roadside: Banta asks y r u wasting time? Santa: I’m taking revenge? Banta: How? Santa: Waqt ne mujhe barbad kia he, ab mein waqt ko barbad karta hun.
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1 Aadmi Santa ki Betay Se Puchhta Hai: Beta Papa Ghar Main Hain? Santa Ka Beta Sprite Pete Huye Uncle Seedha Bolo Mummy Se Milna Hai. Seedhi Baat No Bakwas.
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Gang of SARDARS broke a Bank. Instead of cash they found Botles full of Chilled Red Wine, Happily they drank & went away. Next day Headline aai: Blood Bank lutya gya.
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Santa Ne Jalte Hue Makan Se 6 Logo Ko Apni Jaan Pe Khelkar Bahar Nikala Fir Bhi Usko Jail Ho Gayi Kyun… Kyun..Ki Vo Sab Firebrigade Wale The..
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Santa ki ladai apne baap se ho gayi To usne apne baap ki photo kabristan me 1 ped pe latka diya Aur Niche Likha “COMING SOON
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Jab koi itna khas Ban jaye Uske Bare Me sochna Ehsas Ban jaye To Mang lena khuda se use zindgi bhar k liye, Isse pehle ki uski MAA kisi aur ki SAAS Ban jaye.
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A best frnd is 1 who says:- “Wo teri kismat me nahi, Yaar usse Bhul Ja.” But a True friend is 1who says:- “Tu padhai pe dhyan de,ghar se utha layenge usko to…”
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Zindgi Se Har 1 Mauj Mili, Kabi Kabi Nahi Har Roj Mili, Bas 1 Sacha Dost Manga Tha Zindgi Se. Mujhe Kamino Ki Puri Fauj Mili. Happy Friendship Day.
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Sardar Wrote BILL GATES Abt PCS & WINDOWS Problmz 1- My Child Learnd MS WORD Nw He Wants MS SENTENCE 2 – Find Only RE-CYCLE But No RE-SCOOTER I Need It, As I Owe A ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Sardar K Truck K Peechay Likha Tha “Chota Parivar Sukhi Parivar” Or Uske Nechay Tinu, Minu, Chintu, Chinky, Pinky, Guddu, Guddi, Sonu, Monu, Te Sohan De Papa Di Gaddi!
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Husband : Jab mein aache clothes pehenkar bazaar jata hu to sabziwale sabzi mehngi dete hai. Jab gande kapde pehenkar jata hu to saste. Wife : Tum katora lekar jaya karo na, free me hi sabzi mil jayegi!
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Jeeto: Ek baat batani hai, par please mujhe maroge to nahi. Santa: Haan bolo. Jeeto: Mein Pregnant hu. Santa: It’s a gud News. Ess baat par kyu tumhe maru. Jeeto: Shadi se pahle pitaji ko bataya to bahut maar padi thi
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Salsman-Which Soap U Use? Santa-BABA”S Soap, BABA”S Paste, BABA”S Brush. Salsman-Is BABA”S A INTRNATIONAL Company? Santa: Baba Is My Room Mate.
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Passenger-Tumne Mere Jeb Me Hath Kyu Dala? Santa-Muje Machis Chahiye Thi. Pasen-Tum Mujhse Mang Sakte The. Santa-Me Ajnabi Se Bat Nhi Karta.
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Santa Ne Bus Me Ek Ladki Ko Chhed Diya. Ladki- Tumhare Ghar Me Maa Behen Nahi He Kya?? Santa- Kya Pata Me To Subah Se Ghar Se Bahar Hu..
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Maa-Nalayak Kaha Thi Itni Raat Tak? Beti-Boyfriend Ke Saath, Maa-Kar Aayi Na Muh Kala, Beti-Toh Kya Hua Maa Fair & Lovely Hai Na. . .
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Santa – Yaar Uth Bhukamp Aa Raha Hai, Sara Ghar Hil Raha Hai. Banta- Soja-Soja Ghar Girega To Makaan Maalik Ka, Hum To Kirayedar Hain..
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Ek Sardar apne Marriage Certificate ko ek ghante se dekh raha tha.Biwi boli:tussi inni der se ki dekh rahe ho? Sardar:Expiry Date dekh raha hu. ..
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Santa- Yaar! A Auratein Sharab Se Nafrat Q Karati Hai? Banta- Islye Ki, Sharab Pine Ke Baad Chuhe Jaisa Pati Bhi Sher Ho Jata Hai.
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Dream makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work, Luv makes everything beautiful, Smile makes all the above… So always Brush ur Teeth
Bus 1 Bar Keh Dena K Zarurat Nahi Tum Jaise Dost Ki
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Nafrat Na Karna Kabhi Hamse Ham A Seh Nahi Payenge Bus 1 Bar Keh Dena K Zarurat Nahi Tum Jaise Dost Ki Aap Ki Kasam Apko Peetne Apke Ghar Tak Chale Ayenge.
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⧭⧭Dekho Mausam Kitna Suhana Hai, Thandi Thandi Fizao Ka Aana Jana Hai, Kuch Sms Kar Liya Karo Dost, Is Balnce Se Kya Apni Shaadi Ka Card Chapwana Hai?
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Be careful when a girl tells u that She loves u from the bottom of her heart. For this may mean that there is still enough space for another boy on top!
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Teri ulfat ko kabhi nakam na hone denge Teri DOSTI ko kabhi badnam na hone denge Meri zindagi main Suraj nikle na nikle Teri zindagi main kabhi shaam na hone denge
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Wo ishk to karti hai par janon nahi karti. Wo katal to karti hai par khon nahi karti. Eis kadar kanjoos hai meri chahne wali Mis call to karti hai phon nahi karta
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Door se dekha to kuchh dikha nahi… Dooor se dekhaaa… to kuchh dikha nahi… Paas jake dekhaa to kuchh tha hi nahi… Door se dekha to Patthhar dikhta tha… Dooor se dekha… to Patthharr dikhtaa thaa… Paas jake dekha to… suchmuch Patthhar hi thaa. Door se dekha to paani baras raha tha Door se dekha
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Ishq Key Khayaal Bohat Hain.. Ishq Key Charche Bohat Hain.. Sochte Hain Hum Bhi Kar Le Ishq.. Par Sunte Hain Ishq Mein Kharche Bohat Hain
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Sitaro me aap, Hawao me aap, Fizao me aap, Baharo me aap, Dhop me aap, Chaaon me aap, Sach hi suna hai ki buri aatmao ka koi thikana nahi hota
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31st March Or 1st April Fool is Fool Doesn’t Matter. Wishing Very Happy, Prosperous and Joyful. Fool Day to the King of Fools…………april fool sms
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⧭⧭Yeh Dostana Hamara.. Mai Kashti To Kinara.., Mai Dhanush To Teer.. Mai Matar To Paneer, Mai Warsha To Badal, ⬉⬉Mai Rajma To Chawal… Mai Hot To Kool, Mai April To PHool… Happy April Phool,.!
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Aapne Dil Ka Haal Batana Chod Diya, Humne Bhi Gehrai Mein Jaana Chod Diya. Par Ye Kya Hua Aapko? Holi Se Pehle Hi Aapne Nahana Chod Diya?
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Wish u all a very HAPPY DIWALI, Enjoy diwali with colors and balloons, Please dont drink BHAANG Maine bhi nahi pee hai Aap bhi mat peena …Take care & once again wish u all MERRY CHRISTMAS & HAPPY BIRTHDAY
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Fulo Ne Khilna Chhod Diya Taro Ne Chamkna Chhod Diya Holi Me Baki Hai 2 Din Fir Aapne Abhi Se Nahana Q Chhod Diya. Happy Holi
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Dil Me 1 Jazbat H Dabau Kaise, Ruswa Na Ho Jau Chupau Kaise, Tanha Chhod Gayi Mujhe Jabse, Maa Kasam Itna Khush Hu Ki Batau Kaise..
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Laila Ki Shadi Mai Lafra Ho Gaya Wah Wah Laila Ki Shadi Mai Lafra Ho Gaya Majnu Itna Nacha Ki Langra Ho Gaya
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Dil Ko Pata Tha Wo Zarur Aayegi Dil Ko Pata Tha Wo Zarur Aayegi Par Kabhi Socha Na Tha Surprise Me Apne Do Bachho Ko Bhi Layegi
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⧭⧭Dard Itne Mil Chuke Hai Duniya Me Ki Ab Kisi Dard Pe Hum Aah Nhi Krte Jo Pehle Hi Wah Wahi Loot Chuke Hai ⬉⬉Aise Sher Pe Hum Wah Waah Nahi Karte
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Kabhi Kabhi Meri Ankho Mein Saya Lagta He Jo Apna He Wo Praya Lagta He Tum Se Milne Ki Tammana To Bhot He Lekin Aane Jane Me Kiraya Bahut Lagta He
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Ae Dost Teri Dosti Ke Liye Duniya Chod Denge Ham Teri Tarf Aye Hr Toofan Ko Mod Dnge Lekin Tune Jo Sath Choda, Kasam Se Teri Haddiya Tod Denge
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Zindgi Apni Masti Me Jiya Kar Ishq Bahut Buri Cheez Hai Na Kiya Kr Tu Apna Pura Dhyan Career Pe Mod De Ishq Aur Apni Girlfriend (Gf) Mere Liye Chhod De
Par Mummy Khti Hai Pehle Graduation To Pass Karle
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Mausam Ye Haseen Kehta Hai Pyar Krle. Dil Diwana Kehta Hai Ikrar Karle. Chahat Kehti Hai Izhar Krle. Par Mummy Khti Hai Pehle Graduation To Pass Karle
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Aarzu Me Tere Diwane Ho Gaye, Tuze Dost Banate-Banate Aur Begane Ho Gaye, Kar De Ab Ek Sms Is Nachiz Ko, Teri Bhi Bakwas Sms Pade Zamane Ho Gaye.. Wah!Wah!Wah
Aur Aap Unki Shadi K Tant Se Kutte Bhagate Reh Gye
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Aap Mann Hi Mann Uhne Chahte Reh Gye, Unhe Patane Ka Plan Bnate Reh Gye, Patakar Koi Aur Le Gya Unhe, Aur Aap Unki Shadi K Tant Se Kutte Bhagate Reh Gye.
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Apne Dard Ko Chupana Seekh Liya, Har Baat Par Muskuraana Seekh Liya. Bas Ye Do Line Bolkar, Sunder Ladkiyon Ko Patana Seekh Liya
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Funny Shayari on CID ACP Ne Lash Se Pucha Khoon Kisne Kia Batao ACP Ne Lash Se Pucha ‘Khoon Kisne Kia Batao’ Lash Ne Kaha ‘Melody Khao Khud Jan Jao.’
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Is duniya me lakho log rehte hai Koi hasta h to koi rota hai Pr duniya me sukhi wahi hota hai Jo sHam ko 2 paig laga k sota hai \;~;/ _| |_ CheersDil Diya Tha Mohabbat Ki Nishani Samajh Kar Woh Khaa Gayi Usey Biryani Samajh Kar, Khoon-E-Jigar Bhi Na Choda Zalim Ne, Woh Bhi Pee Gayi ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
⧭⧭Arz Hai… “Later D Bus Longer D Que” Gaur Farmaiega “Later D Bus Longer D Que” “Shorter D Skirt Awesome D V⬉⬉iew”
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Taj Mahal Ko Dekh Kar Bola Shahjahan Ka Pota.. … Taj Mahal Ko Dekh Kar Bola Shahjahan Ka Pota…… “Aaj Apna Bhi Bank Balance Hota Agar Dada Aashiq Na Hota”
Ye Jo Aag Dil Mai Lagi Hai Zamane Mai Laga Dunga
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Arz kiya hai… Ye Jo Aag Dil Mai Lagi Hai, Zamane Mai Laga Dunga, Uski Doli Jo Uthi.. Toh . . . . koi baat nahi Talented hoon dusri pata lunga.
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Teri Yaad Ne Government Office Bana Diya Hai Dil Ko Na Koi Baat Sunta Hai, Na Koi Kaam Karta Hai
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Usse Juda Ho Kar To Meri Jaan Hi Jaane Wali Thi Faraz Achanak Yaad Aya… .
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Aae thee Meri Qabr pr wo Diya Jalane k Liye . Aae the Meri Qabr pr wo Diya Jalane k Liye…. . . .
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⧭⧭Jab Tumhe Dekhu My Dil Start Flying, Tumse Baat Karne Ko I Keep Trying, Jab Tu Dur Jaye I Feel Like Crying, Arre Itna Mat Chad I Was Just Lying…. !!Ehehehe. !!
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Soch Kar Ki Shayad, ⬉⬉Wo Khidki Se Jhaank Le, Uski Gali Ke Bachche, Aapas Mein Lada Diye Maine..
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A Perfect Girl: . . . Na Kabhi Tang Karti Hai, . Na Kabhi Cheekhti Chillaati Hai, . Na Kabhi Kisi K Saath Flirt Karti Hai, . Na Kabhi Jhoot Bolti Hai, . Na Kabhi Dhoka Deti Hai, . Na Kabhi Shaq Karti Hai, . Aur Na Hi Is Duniya Mein Paayi Jaati
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Chappal Choti Ho Jaye To Paon Me Nahi Aati. Wah Wah…. …. . . Chappal Choti Ho Jaye To Paon Me Nahi Aati. Wah Wah…. …. , . . . . . Girlfriend Moti Ho Jaye. To Bahon Me Nahi Aati
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Jab Dekha Unhone Tirchhi Nazar Se, Toh Hum Madhosh Ho Gaye, Par Jab Pata Chala Ki Unki Nazare Hi Tirchhi Hai, Toh Hum Behosh Ho Gaye…
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Tez Hava Ka Jhonka Aya Sath Me Teri Khushbu Laya Tab Mere Dil Me Khayal Aya Mera Dost Aaj Bhi Nahin Nahaya.
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Baithe Baithe Kamre Main Kar Rahi Thi Press Teri Yaad Aayi To Jal Gayi Dress
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Mari Janeman Kya Bataoon, Kaise Sitam Dhaati Hai Sapney Mein Bhi Kambakht, Apney Baap Ko Leke Aati Hai
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Zamaaney Se Chupakar, Teri Tasveer Bathroom Mein Laga Rakhi Hai, Har Ghadi Deedar Ho Tera Isliye Julab Ki Goli Kha Rakhi Hai
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Teer Se Na Maaro, Patthar Se Maar Do Bas Ek Tamanna Hai Muskuraakar Aankh Maar Do!
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⧭⧭Ishq Me Daulat Saari Na Luta Dena . Mummy Papa K Armaan Khaak Me Na Mila Dena . . .Ghar Se Mile H Paise Sabzi ⬉⬉K Liye Beta . Bazar Ja Kr Girlfrnd Ka Rchrge Na Kra Dena.
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हंसी के लिए गम कुर्बान, ख़ुशी के लिए आंसू कुर्बान, दोस्त के लिए जान भी कुर्बान, और अगर दोस्त की गर्लफ्रेंड मिल जाए तो, साला दोस्त भी कुर्बान।
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पी लेंगे तुम्हारा हर एक आंसू; कभी अपनी महफ़िल में बैठाकर तो देखो; भाभी कहोगे तुम अपनी गर्लफ्रेंड को; कभी हमसे मिलाकर तो देखो!
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तेरी गलतियों को माफ़ कौन करता; मैं ना रहता तो तुझसे इन्साफ कौन करता; शुक्र है खुदा ने सलामत रखा मेरे दोस्त को; वरना मेरी शादी में जूठी प्लेटें साफ़ कौन करता!
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अर्ज़ किया है.. लड़की रो रो के लड़के से कह रही है.. वाह! वाह!
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कोई तो बुक ऐसी मिलती जिस पे दिल लुटा देते; हर सब्जेक्ट ने दिमाग़ खाया किसी एक को निपटा देते; अब सेलेबस देख कर ये सोचते हैं कि; एक महीना ओर होता तो दुनिया हिला देते।
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उम्र की राह में जज्बात बदल जाते है, वक़्त की आंधी में हालात बदल जाते है, सोचता हूँ कि काम कर-कर के रिकॉर्ड तोड़ दूँ, पर ऑफिस आते आते ख़यालात बदल जाते है।
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⧭Arz Kiya Hai Ye, Man Bahut Hi Super Hai.. Wah Wah Yeh Man Bahut Hi Super Hai Isliye To Iski Chaddi Pant K Upar⬉ Hai..!
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Log Kahte Hain Humri Shayri Me Dum Nahi, Alfazo Me Gum Nahi.. Humne Kaha Pyar To Hum B Kr Lete Bt Second Hand Dil Har Kisi Ko Pasand Nahi..
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Ladki Ki Nazro Me Nazakt Hoti He Uske Inkar Me B Ijajt Hoti He Humesha Piche Pad Jao Jub Tak Haan Na Bole Qki Der Se Haan Karna Ladkiyo Ki Adat Hoti H
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Ishq Ki Dukaan Hai Meri, Ishq Le Jaya Karo, Hum Lete Nahi Paise Ishq K Badle, Bus Ek Kiss De Jaya Karo.
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Hey Bhaghwan kaisa yeh Trend” . . Wah Wah . . Hey Bhaghwan kaisa yeh Trend”mera chura ke Boli: “Dude, We R Just Frndzz
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You Think I-M Nice, I Think You-Re Nice. You Think I-M Kind, I Think You-Re Kind. You Think I Can Be Trusted, I Think You Can. You Think I-M Cute, And I Think You-Re Right.
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‘Arz kya hai: Kamzor itnay ho gye teri judai se, Wah wah wah! Kamzor itne ho gye teri judai se, Macher utha ke le gye chaarpai se
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Ishq Key Khayaal Bohat Hain.. Ishq Key Charche Bohat Hain.. Sochte Hain Hum Bhi Kar Le Ishq.. Par Sunte Hain Ishq Mein Kharche Bohat Hain.
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⧭किसी शायर ने कहा ज़िंदगी एक लंबा सफ़र है, किसी आशिक़ ने कहा ज़िंदगी एक मुश्किल पहेली है, अरे दोस्तो ज़िंदगी का अर्थ तो⬈ सिर्फ़ वो बता सकता है, जिसकी शादी के बाद भी कोई सहेली है!
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रख ले 2-4 बोतल कफ़न में, साथ बैठ कर पिया करेंगे, जब माँगे गा हिसाब गुनाहों का, एक पेग उससे भी दे दिया करेंगे..
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Dil Ki Awaz Koi Pehchanta Nahi, Kisko Kya Dard Hai Koi Janta Nahi, Hum Bhi Nahi Chahte Aapko Pareshan Karna, Magar Kya Kare, Dil Hai Ki Manta Nahi
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Kyun Kisi Ki Yaadon Mein Roya Jaye, Kyub Kisi Ke Khayalo Mein Khoya Jaye, Mera To Yakeen Hai, Bahar Mausam Bahut Kharab Hai, Kyun Na Razai Tankar Soya Jaye.
Raat Guzar Jaati Hai Bas Isi Kasmakash Mein
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Arz kiya hai saari raat guzar jaati hai bas isi kasmakash mein ki... . Ye saali razayi mein hawa kidhar se ghus rahi hai..!!
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Kamar Jitni Bhi Patli Ho Maza Utna Nasheela Hai. Chalega Jo Bhi Ho Aankhon Ka Rang Kala Ya Neela Hai, Ishq K Naam Pe Kerte Sabhi Ab Rasleela Hao.. Main Karun To Saala Character Dheelaa Hai :p
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पिता ( बेटे से ) – देखों बेटे , जुआ नहीं खेलते | यह ऐसी आदत हैं कि यदि इसमें आज जीतोगे तो कल हारोगे , परसों जीतोगे तो उससे अगले दिन हार जाओगे | बेटा – बस , पिताजी ! मैं समझ गया , आगे से मैं एक दिन छौड़कर खेला करूंगा |
चेहरा नही देख पा रही हु
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पति से पत्नी कार चलाना सीख रही थी | अपने पति से बोली – ये सामने का शीशा सही नही लगा हुआ है | पति ने पुछा- क्यो क्या गडबड है ? पत्नी ने कहा- इसमे पीचे आ रही कारें ही देख पाती हु पर अपना चेहरा नही देख पा रही हु |
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प्रेमी ने अपनी प्रेमिका से पूछा – डियर ! मैं तुम्हारे पिताजी से शादी की बात किस समय करूं ? प्रेमिका ने कहा – जब कभी मेरे पिताजी के पैर में जूते न हों |
चूसना कैसे छुडाया
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⧭दो महिलाएं कुछ समय बाद मिलीं तो एक ने पूछा – बहन आपने राजू बेटे का उंगली चूसना कैसे छुडाया ? दूसरी महिला- कुछ खास ⬉नहीं उसकी नेकर ढीली सिल दी हैं , वह उसे ही पकडे रहता हैं |
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Santa Dials a Number.. A girl received Santa: Hello Kaun? Girl: Main Seeta Santa: O teri!! Ye to Ayodhya Lag Gaya.. Sorry “MAATE”..
Santa ne cafe mein ek ladki se I Love you kaha
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Santa ne cafe mein ek ladki se I Love you kaha Ladki ne chanta mara aur boli: Kya bola? To Santa rote hue bola: Jab suna nahi tune to chanta kyu mara?
RAWAN ke 10 Sar, 20 Aakhein, Wish u HAPPY Dussehra
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RAWAN ke 10 Sar, 20 Aakhein, par Nazar Ek hi ladki par, Aapka Sar 1, Aankhein 2, par Nazar har ladki par. Ab batao ki……? Asli Rawan kaun? Wish u HAPPY Dussehra!
Aisi konasi baat hai jo RAWAN akale kar shakta hai par RAM NAHI
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Aisi konasi baat hai jo RAWAN akale kar shakta hai par RAM NAHI . . . . . ANSWER: GROUP DISCUSSION…!! *HAPPY DUSHEHARA*
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Aaeey Mamu Aaj Bapu Ka Janmadin Hai, Boleto Gandhi Jayanti Hai, To Mast Mein Bapu Ko Yaad Karane Ka, Aur Is Msg Ko Dosto Me Forward Karke, Gandhigiri Phailane Ka Kya Mamu.
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Frnds I’m Collecting Gandhiji’s Photos. Give ur Contribution 2 my Collection. A small Condition is – It must be on 500 or 1000 Rupees Note… Happy Gandhi Jayanti..
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Teacher :What happened in 1869? Student:Gandhi ji was born. Teacher :What happened in 1873? Student:Gandhiji was four years old. Happy Gandhi Jayanti!!
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Circuit-Bhai, Gandhi Jayanti Ke Bare Me Batao. Munna Bhai-Gandhi Mast, Solid Admi Tha. Par Jayanti Ke Sath Kya Lafda Tha, Ye Apun Nahi Janta
Bapu Ka Sabhi Noto Pe Hasta Hua Photo Kyun Hai
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⧭Pappu: Ek Baat Bata Yeh Bapu Ka Sabhi Noto Pe Hasta Hua Photo Kyun Hai ? Bholu: Mujhe Kya Pata? Pappu: Pagal Royenge Toh Note Geela Ho Jaayega Na…
Daya Jaldi Se Us ⧭Gaadi Ka Picha Karo
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Jindagi Me Aage Badne Se Yun Na Daro, Wah Wah Jindagi Me Aage Badne Se Yun Na Daro. . . . Daya Jaldi Se Us Gaadi Ka Picha Karo.
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Aaj Kal Bacho Ne Padna Chod Diya.. Gor Frmaiye.. Aaj Kal Bacho Ne Padna Chod Diya… Acp Tha Toilet Me Or Daya Ne Darwaja Tod Diya…
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Nail Paint Lagaya Jata Hai Nail Main, . Wah-wah.. . Nail Paint Lagaya Jata Hai Nail Main, . Acp- Ab Tum Zindagi Bhar Sadte Rehna Jail Main.:-d
Ladki To Rangeen Hai Par Maamla Bada Sangeen Hai
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Fedrick Bola Sir Ladki Badi Rangeen Hai Gaur Farmaaiye, Fedrick Bola Sir Ladki Badi Rangeen Ha Acp Pradhuman Bola Fedrick, Ladki To Rangeen Hai Par Maamla Bada Sangeen Hai
⧭Is Ghar Ka Chappa Chappa Chaan Maro
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Na Bandook Se Maaro, Na Bomb Se Maaro…. Waah… Waah… Na Bandook Se Maaro, Na Bomb Se Maaro…. . ⧭Daya, Is Ghar Ka Chappa Chappa Chaan Maro….
Daya Pata Lagao Ki Yeh Bandook Ki Goliyan Kisne Khatam Ki
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Kaun Hai Wo Aadmi Jisne Yeh Harkat Ki….. . . . Kaun Hai Wo Aadmi Jisne Yeh Harkat Ki….. … . . Daya Pata Lagao Ki Yeh Bandook Ki Goliyan Kisne Khatam Ki…..
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⧭Kutte, Kamine.. Mai Tujhe Nahi Chodunga Wah Wah! Wah Wah Kutte Kamine Mai Tujhe Nahi Chodunga Daya Bola Sir Ye Mahine Pagar Kam Mili, Mai Darwaza Nahi Todunga..
Cricket Ke Saare Ball Catch Hue
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Cricket Ke Saare Ball Catch Hue… Cricket Ke Saare Ball Catch Hue… Fredricks Kya Fingerprints Match Hue?
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Swimming Pool Mein Paani Bohot Gehra Hai.. wah wah wah Swimming Pool Mein Paani Bohot Gehra Hai.. Daya Says- “Sir Lagta Hai Yeh Aadmi Iss Hotel Mein Kisi Dusre Naam Se Thehra Hai.”
Tumhari Biwi Ki Bahen Tumhari Sali He
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Tumhari Biwi Ki Bahen Tumhari Sali He Wah Wa Tumhari Biwi Ki Bahen Tumhari Sali He Wah Wa Acp Says: Daya Ye Pistol To Khali Hai.
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Cid Ne Sony Se Naata Jod Liya… Cid Ne Sony Se Naata Jod Liya… Jis Room Me Mana Raha Tha Abhijeet Suhagraat, Daya Ne Uska Darwaja Bhi Tod Diya..
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A For Apple B For Banana, A For Apple B For Banana A.c.p. Ne Kaha Daya Goli Mat Chalana…….
Disco Baar Me Kyu Hai Dhamaal
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Disco Baar Me Kyu Hai Dhamaal ? Disco Baar Me Kyu Hai Dhamaal ? A.c.p Bola- Daya Surakshit Kaale Mere Baal Vasmol Ne Kiya Kamaal.
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⧭Raat Ke Pehlu Me Chand Sittare Chaye Hai Wah Wah Raat Ke Pehlu Me Chand Sittare Chaye Hai Madam Darwaja Kholiye Hum CID Se Aaye Hai
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Funy Poetery Yar Teri Yari Pey Mujey Shak Nahi Hai Yar Teri Yari Pey Mujey Shak Nahi Hai Sub Ney Teri Chumi Li Kya Mera Koi Huq Nahi Hai
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Funny Poetery Na Nikalo Janaza Maira Uski Gali Sey Faraz Warna Uski Ami Kaheh Gi Kanjer Marda Marda V Chaker La K Gaya
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Woh Tujey Dur Sey Daikh Kar Apna Dopata Sanmbhal Laiti Hai Wah Wah Wah Main Hairan Houn Wo Itni Dur Sey B Kanjer Pahchan Laiti Hai Hun Bol Wah Wah
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Boldness of this generation:- 6th Std boy – can i kiss ur. hand..??? 5th Std girl – why, Anything wrong with my LIPS…
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⧭Democratic Difference betwen USA & India . In USA you can Kiss in a Public Place but can’t SUSU . In India You can SUSU in public place but cant kiss.
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Thums Up Pee Kar⬈Ek Khyaal Aaya Hai. . . Chalo aaj kuch toofani karte hain . .Girlfriend ko bolte hain recharge karvane ko..
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Now in today love is like a bluetooth.When u nearer to device it work properly and when maintain the distance it search another device like(she/he).
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Jeete ji toh kuch na maang sake yaron.. Par kabar par daru ki botel aur glass jaroor lana.
Mere Sms Aapko Lifetime Milte Rahenge
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Bekaar Ki Zindgi Hum Jeeya Nahi Karte, Expire Hone Waali Dosti Hum Kiya Nahi Karte, Mere Sms Aapko Lifetime Milte Rahenge Qki, Reply Ki Chinta Hum Kiya Nahi Karte..!
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Sooraj Woh Jo Din Bhar Aasman Ka Saath De, Chand Woh Jo Raat Bhar Taaron Ka Sath De, Pyaar Woh Jo Zindagi Bhar Saath De, Aur Biwi Woh Jo Har Baat Ka Ulta Jawab De.
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Sooraj Wo Jo Din Bhr Aasman Ka Saath De, Chand Wo Jo Raat Bhr Taaron Ka Sath De, Pyaar Wo Jo Zindagi Bhr Saath De, Aur Biwi Wo Jo Hr Baat Ka Ulta Jawab De
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Khud ko karo kanjoos itna, ki har sms bhejne se pahle, service center wale call kr ke khud puchhe.. Sir ji Ru sure? bhejna hai, ki sending fail kr du?
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Ye baat samajh me aayi nahi, Aur mummy ne samajhai nahi. Mai kaise mithi baat karu Jab mithi chiz koi khai nhi. Ye chand kaise maamu hai Jab mumy ka wo bhai nahi. Kyu lambe baal hai bhaalu ke Kyu usne triming karai nahi. Kya wo bi ganda bachha hai Ya jungle me koi naai
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Cham Cham Kar Ke Aayi, Cham Cham Kar Ke Chali Gayi, Main Sindoor Leke Khada Raha, Aur Woh Rakhi Baandh Ke Chali Gayi…
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Khuda Kare Tujhe Khushiyan Hazar Mile Mujhse Bhi Acha Yaar Mile, Meri Girlfriend Tujhe Bandhe Rakhi, Aur Ek Aur Behan Ka Pyaar Mile…
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⧭Mard Honi Chahiye, Khatoon Hona Chahiye, Ab Grammer Ka Yehi Kanoon Hona Chahiye, Nursery Ka Daakhla Bhi Ab Sar’sari Mat Janiye, Aap Ke Bache Ko Aflaatoon Hona Chahiye, Raat Ko Bache Parhayi Ki Aziyat Se Bache, In Ko Tv Ka Bohat Mamnoon Hona Chahiye, Doston English Zaroori Hai Hamare ⧭Wastey, Fail Honey Ko Bhi Koi...
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Main Apne Ghar ⬉Geya Tha Woh Jab Apne Ghar Gayi, Phir Mujh Ko Kya Khabar Ke Wahan Se Kidhar Gayi..
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Hai Aap Ke Honton Pe Jo Muskaan Wagera, Qurbaan Gaye Is Pe Dil-O-Jaan Wagera, Billi To Yunhi Muft Main Badnaam Huyi, Thailay Mein To Kuch Aur Tha Samaan Wagera, Be’hirss O Gharzz Farzz Adaa Ki Jiye Apna, Jis Tarah Police Karti Hai Chalaan Wagera, Ab Hosh Nahin Koi Ke Badaam Kahan Hai, Ab Apni Hatheli...
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Aaj Mosam Mein Kuch Ajeeb Si Baat He, Bekabu Se Hamare Jazbat He, Ji Cahta He Tumko Chura Le Tumhi Se, Par Mummy Kehti He Ki Chori Karma Buri Baat He
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Suna Hai Aapki Ek Smile Pe Hajaro Log Marte Hai. So Keep Smiling To Reduce World’s Population. “Population Control Board.” Janhit Me Jari
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Kya Andaz Hai Kya Jalve Hai Kya Style Hai Ur Kya Smile Hai Mas$Age To Karte Nahi Aur Kahte Ho Mere Paas Mobile Hai
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Neend Aati Hai To Khaab Aata Hai Khaab Mein Ek Ladki Aati Hai, Ladki Ke Piche Uska Baap Aata Hai Phir Na Neend Aati Hai Na Khaab Aata Hai
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Badla Hai Mausam Aur Thand Ho Gayi Hai Aapko Yaad Kiye Bina Life Adhoori Ho Gyi Hai Kya Bhula Diya Humein Ya Mobile Mein Sms Pack Scheme Hi Band Ho Gyi Hai?
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Teri Yaad Mein Humne Kalam Uthaayi Liya Paper Aur Tasveer Aapki Banai Socha Tha Ki Usko Dil Se Laga Kar Rakhenge Magar Vo To Bacho Ko Draane Ke Kaam Aayi.
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Pyaar Ke Geet Gayenge Hum, Apni Ek Nayi Duniya Basaayenge Hum, Jo In Hawaaon Se Diya Bujh Gaya, Unhe Bech Kar Philips Ke Bulb Layenge Hum.
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⧭Darta Huin Kahin Main Pagal Na Ban Jau, Teekhi Nazar Aur Sunahre Roop Ka Kayal Na Ban Jau, Ab Bas Bhi Kar Z⬉alim Kuch To Raham Kha Mujh Per, Chali Ja Meri Nazaron Se Door Kahin Main Shayar Na Ban Jau.
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दोस्ती करो BSNL वाली से प्यार करो IDEA वाली से. बात करो airtel वाली से. आँख लड़ाओ vodafone वाली से. पर दोस्तो शादी करना बिना मोबाइल वाली से.
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इश्क़ के ख़याल बहुत हैं.. इश्क़ के चर्चे बहुत हैं.. सोचते हैं हम भी कर ले इश्क़.. पर सुनते हैं इश्क़ में खर्चे बहुत हैं..
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Main to Phoolon wali Razaai Le kr So raha tha, Kambakhat, koi Raat mein Phoolon ko Pani de gaya…
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Usne Mujhe ye Keh Kar Chhor Diya, Mujhe Neend Aati Hai 11 Bajy k Baad, Aur Tum Online Aaty Ho 12 Bajy K Baad.
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Main ne ussay kaha, mujhay muhabat ki saza do, Uss ne ja k sub kuch mere abbu ko bata diya.
Ruthi hai aise wo humse jaise
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⧭Ruthi hai aise wo humse jaise hum fir se use mana lenge, Itna waqt kyu bekar karen, Itne me toh dusri pata ⧭lenge..
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Insaaniyyat Ko Pizza Pe Laga K Kha Jao , Aakhir Insaaniyyat Bhi Aik Cheez Hoti Hai…
SAATH GUZRE HUEY LAMHON KO DIL ME BASA LENA
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MEETHI MEETHI YADON KO PALKON ME SAJA LENA, SAATH GUZRE HUEY LAMHON KO DIL ME BASA LENA, MAIN SHAMPOO LAGAEY BETTHAA HOON YAAR, LIGHT AA JAEY TOH MOTOR YAAD SE CHALA DENA..
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Yuhi Sote Rahe To Kuch Dekh Nahi Paoge Uth Jao Mohale Kee Lardkiya College Ja Rahi Hai
Kisi ne ek baar kaha tha
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Wo aj bhi garmi me mar raha hai Kisi ne ek baar kaha tha tum sweater main salman khan lagte ho.
Kitna Nadaan Hai Apne Hi Ghar ka Pata Nahi Jaanta
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⧭Wo Shakhs Mujhse Meri girl_Friend ka Pata Puchta Hai Kitna Nadaan Hai Apne Hi Ghar ka Pata Nahi Jaanta.
Kabhi Kabhi ⧭Choti Choti Cheezein Bhi Bohat Takleef Deti Hain
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Kabhi Kabhi Choti Choti Cheezein Bhi Bohat Takleef Deti Hain.. Agar Meri Baat Par Yaqeen Nahi To… Sui Par Beth Kar Dekho.
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Angreji mein BA toh kar liyaa Chotu Par ab tak na samaz paaya ki A ke baad B kyoon aata hai Zoology le kar BSc toh ho gayaa Chotu Par kisee ne ab tak nahee samzaaya Ki murgi pehale ya andaa pehale aata hai MBBS doctor toh ho gayaa Chotu Par ab tak na jaan..
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Mujhe Raat bhar yeh baat sone Nahi deti,. Ke Zindagi 4 din ki hai to TEST MATCH 5 din key kyon..
Sprite bujhaye pyaas baqi sab bakwaaas
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Gham-e-Judayi mai bohat jaaam piye hon ge, Par ‘sprite’ bujhaye pyaas baqi sab bakwaaas..
Ammi kehti hain jo kehta hai wo khud hi hota hai
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Un se keh do woh mujhe Pagal na kahein, Ammi kehti hain jo kehta hai wo khud hi hota hai
Meri khushi ke lamhe kis kadar mukhtasar hain yaar
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Meri khushi ke lamhe kis kadar mukhtasar hain yaar, Abi mujra shuru hi huwa tha k chaapa par gaya!!
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Ab to duniya walon pe bilkul bharosa nahi karna, Ek bewafa humko China ka Bakra keh kar Kutta Bech gayi.
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⧭Har aahat par jaan nikal jaati hai apni Yeh public toilet mein darwaza kiyun nhi hota …..
Aasman me kaali ghata chhayi hai
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⧭Aasman me kaali ghata chhayi hai, Aaj fir Biwi ne 2 baatein sunayi hai, Dil to karta hai sudhar jaun magar, ⧭Bajuwali aaj fir bheeg ke aayi hai..
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Teri Galiyon Mein Na Rakhenge Kadam Aaj K Baad Kyun K Humari Apni Gali Mein Setting Ho Gai Hai.
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Boy: mere pas apne dost jesi car to nahe pr tumhe apni palkon pe bitha k ghomaon ga! mere pas us jesa bara bangla to nahe pr tumhe apne dil me jaga donga! mere pas us jitne paise to nahe pr main mehnat mazdoori kr k khilaon ga.. aur tumhe kia chaheay? Girl: abe jayada...Ishq mein nakhre to karti hi hein haseena
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Ishq mein nakhre to karti hi hein haseena, Magar Wo aashiq hi kya, Jo use fasaane mein, na bahaye apna paseena.
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⧭Ek aalu ne Bhindi k number pe I love u ka msg bheja, Bhindi ne usko phone kar ke Bura bhala kaha aur boli,, Shut up,, Tum itne mote aur main Slim and Smart Aalu ko bahut dukh hua aur Uss ne phir itni sabziyan phasayin ki Aaj aap dekh skte ho, Aalu-ghobi, Aalu- bengan/..
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Shayri Lakhvi Kai Masti Nathi, Shayri Karvi Kai Sasti Nathi, Je Chokri Hasti Nathi, Samjo K Te Brush Ghasti Nathi..
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⧭Dil Ke Armaan Aasu Me Beh Gaye Ye Aashique Ka Dard Tha Jo Baat Unse Kehni Thi Light Chaligaye Aur Unki Mummy Se Keh Gaye दिल के अरमान आंसू मे बह गये ये आशिक़ी का दर्द था जो बात उनसे कहनी थी लाईट चली गयी और उनकी मम्मी से कह गये
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A⬉ GF is not one who says, . Main teri kismat me nahi, tum mujhe bhul jao . . . A true GF is one who says, .Tu padhai pe dhyan de…….. placement ke baad ghar se utha kr le jana…
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⧭Arz Kiya Hai- ⧭Kismat V Aajkal Ajib Sitam Dhaata Hai, Gaur Farmaiyega- Ki Kismat V Aajkal Ajib Sitam Dhaata Hai, ⬑Hum 1 Ko Taraste Hai Aur Wo Do-Do Ghumata Hai…
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Dil Ke Armaan Aasu Me Beh Gaye Ye Aashique Ka Dard Tha Jo Baat Unse Kehni Thi Light Chaligaye Aur Unki Mummy Se Keh Gaye दिल के अरमान आंसू मे बह गये ये आशिक़ी का दर्द था जो बात ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A GF is not one who says, . . Main teri kismat me nahi, tum mujhe bhul jao… . . . A true GF is one who says, . . .Tu padhai pe dhyan de…….. placement ke baad ghar se utha kr le jana…
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⧭Arz Kiya Hai- Kismat V Aajkal Ajib Sitam Dhaata Hai, Gaur Farmaiyega- Ki Kismat V Aajkal Ajib Sitam Dhaata Hai, Hum 1 Ko Taraste Hai Aur Wo Do-Do Ghumata Hai…
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Aaj Kuch Sharmaye Se Lagte Ho Sardi Ke Karan Kapkapaye Se Lagte Ho Chehra Aapka Khil Utha Hai Hafte Ke Baad Nahaye Se Lagte Ho Good Morning
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⧭⧭Om Jai Jasmeet Hare, Swami Jai Jasmeet Hare, Tum Khud Ho Ik Sankat, Haan Sabse Bade Sankat, Prabhu Ab Raksha Hamari Kare… Om Jai Jasmeet Hare…
Suna Chunni Babu, Ab Humein Tawaaif Ishq Ki Baatein Seekhayegi…
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⬉⬉⬉Suna Chunni Babu, Ab Humein Tawaaif Ishq Ki Baatein Seekhayegi Suna Chunni Babu, Ab Humein Tawaaif Ishq Ki Baatein Seekhayegi Aditya Chopra Kya Kam Tha, Jo Ab Yeh Humein Pakaayegi
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Shaher Ki Es Daud Me Daud Ke Karna Kya Hai? Jab Yehi Jeena Hai Dosto To Phir Marna Kya Hai? Paheli Barish Me Train Late Hone Ki Fikr Hai Bhul Gaye Bhigte Hue Tahelna Kya Hai? Serails Ke Kirdaaro Ka Saara Haal Hai Malum Par Maa Ka Haal Puchhne Ki Fursat Kise Hai? Ab Ret […]
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Aapki Ek Muskurahat Ne Hamarey Hosh Udaa Diye. Aapki Ek Muskurahat Ne Hamarey Hosh Udaa Diye. Hum Hosh Me Aane Hi Wale The. Ki Aap Fir Se Muskura Diye!
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⧭Ik Paradesi Door Se Aaya Ladki Par Haq Apna Jataaya Ghar Waalon Ne Haami Bhar Di Pardesi Ki Marzi Kar Di Pyaar Ke Waade Huye Na Poore Rah Gaye Saare Khwaab Adhoore Chhod Ke Saathi Aur Hamsaaye Chal Di ⬋⬋Ladki Des Paraaye Do Baanhon Ke Haar Ne Roka Vaadon Ki Deewaar Ne ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Eid Ke Din Aap Khadi Na Hona Chhat Par Eid Ke Din Aap Khadi Na Hona Chhat Par Kahi Log Roza Na Chod De Aapko Chand Samaj Kar Saara Din Yaadon Me Guzar Jaata Hai, Phir Bhi Raat Ko Aapka Hi Khawaab Aata Hai… Kuch Yaadein Is Kadar Ban Jaati Hain Ki, Aaine Me Bh...
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Duniya Bhar Ki Khushiyan Hamare Saath Chali Qadam Mila Ke Jo Hamare Saath Aap Chali…
Kal Raat Sapne Mai Meine Pucha Khuda Se…
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Kal Raat Sapne Mai Meine Pucha Khuda Se Tune Sansar Ko Pyar Ka Dushmen Kyun Bna Dala Khuda Hassa Yah Soon Ke Or Muj Se Kaha Tum Sab Risky Ashiqon Ne Kon Sa Mere Sath Acha ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Mere Khayalo Ki Mallika Mere Dil Ki Dhadkan Mere Ankho Ka Noor Chayaa Kuch Aisa Surur Kaha Ho Tum Aa Jao ,Aa Bhi Jao Mere Khayalo Me Basne Dil Me Samane Laxmi Bankar Mere Ghar Ko Swarg Banane Mere Jeevan Ki Apsara Bankar Mere Har Saas Ko Mahkane Aa Jao,Ab Aa Bhi Jao Meri Jism
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⧭Kya Bataau Tumhe In Aasuo Ki Haqeeqat? Jo Samjho Tho Sab Kuch…. Na Samjho Toh Sirf Paani…
Always With U Baat Karne Ko Dil Karta Hai…
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⧭Always With U Baat Karne Ko Dil Karta Hai When With U Ye Janat Ko Feel Karta Hai Pagal Hai This Dil, C Na Heartbeat Ko Suun K Aap Ka He Naam Kehta Hai.
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Joh Sadiyon Se Hota Aaya Hai Woh Repeat Kar Doonga… Tu Naa Mili To Tujhko Dil Sey ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
⧭Marne Par Hum Dono Ko Jannat Mile Na Mile, Ye Hawa Ye Fiza Ye Bahar Mile Na Mile, Sms Karne Mein Kasar Mat Kare Mere Dost, Pata Hai Jannat Mein Network Mile Na Mile..
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⧭Khidki Khuli Zulfein Bikhri, Dilne Kahaa Dildar Nikla, Par Hai Re Meri Footi Kismat, Nahaya Hua Sardar Nikla..
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⧭⧭Jise Dil Diya Woh Dilli Chali Gayi, Jise Pyar Kiya Woh Italy Chali Gayi, Dil Ne Kaha Khud Kushi(Suicide) Kar Le Jalim, Bijali Ko Haath Lagaya To Bijali Chali Gayi.
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⧭⧭⧭Ram Ne Dhanush Chalaya To Sita Daud K Chali Ayi, Kishan Ne Bansi Bajayi To Radha Daud K Chali Ayi, Main Ne Siti Bajayi To Kambakht Apne Baap Ko Leke Ayi..
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Ajab si halat hai tere janay ke bad.. Mujhe bhukh lagti nahin khana khanay ke bad.. Mere pass 2 hi samose the jo maine kha liye.. Ek tere aane se pehle ek tere jane ke baad..!!!
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Heer ro ro kar raanjhe se keh rahi hai.. Haath chhor kameene meri naak beh rahi hai..!!!
Funny Shayri Hum aaj bhi dil ka aashiyana sajaane se darte hain..
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Hum aaj bhi dil ka aashiyana sajaane se darte hain.. Baagon mein phool khilaane se darte hain.. Hamari ek pasand se toot jaayenge hazaron dil.. Tabhi to hum aaj bhi girlfriend banaane se darte hain..!!!
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Agar pyaar sath ho to tanhayi nahi hoti.. Sachche pyaar mein kbhi bewafai nahi hoti.. Par agar ek baar pyaar ho jaaye too.. kitne hi coaching center join kar loo.. Par padhaai nahi hoti..!!!
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Dil Dedo Kisi Ek Ko, Woh Bhi Kisi Nek Ko. Yeh Koi Mandir Ka Parsad Nahi, Jo Baant They Rahe Her Ek Ko. Dil Denge Kissi Ik Ko Woh Bhee Kissi Nek Ko… Jab Tak Girl Freind Nahi Pat Jaati, ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Na Samaj Sake Kesa He Vada Unka, Raat Ko Karte He Subah Tak Bhool Jate He. Hamne Kaha Aakar Milna Dopher Ko, Bole Us Waqt To Hum School Jate He.
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Kitna Bhi Chupao Sach Samne Aa Hi Jata He, Jan Gaye Hum Bhi Jab Dayalu Hue Bhagwan Ek Neta Ke Ghar Jab Ja Rahe The Hum, Darwaje Par Likha Tha Kutto Se Sawdhan.
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Badal Aab Barasta Nahi. Chand Bhi Karvat Badal Ke Rota He. Ek Raat Hame Bhi Chain Se Soo Lene De, Akhir Kavi Naam Ka Prani Kab Chup Hota He.
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Ankho me aansu, chehre par hansi hai, Saanso me aahein, Dil me bebasi hai, Pehle kyun nahi bataya ki, darwaje mein ungli fansi hai.
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Ajab si halat hai tere janay ke bad, Mujhe bhukh lagti nahin khana khanay ke bad, Mere pass 2 hi samose the jo maine kha liye, Ek tere aane se pehle ek tere jane ke baad.
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Heer ro ro kar raanjhe se keh rahi hai, Haath chhor kameene meri naak beh rahi hai.
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Dunia mein reh kar sapnon mein kho jaao, Kisi ko apna bana lo ya kisi ke ho jaao, Agar kuchh bhi nahi hota hai to, Chadar-takiya lo aur so jaao.
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Hum aaj bhi dil ka aashiyana sajaane se darte hain, Baagon mein phool khilaane se darte hain, Hamari ek pasand se toot jaayenge hazaron dil, Tabhi to hum aaj bhi girlfriend banaane se darte hain
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Mohabbat Karli Tumse Bahut Sochne Ke Baad; Ab Kisi Ko Dekhna Nahi Tumhe Dekhne Ke Baad; Duniya Chhod Denge Tumhe Pane Ke Baad; Khuda Maaf Kare Itna Jhooth Bolne Ke Baad!
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Is kader hum apko chahte hai ki, duniya wale dekhkar jal jate hai. yu to hum sabeko ullu banate hai, lakin aap thoda jaldi ban jaate hai
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Nayi-Nayi shadi thi, Naya tha Zamana, Dulha bechain tha, Sun-ne ko gana, Dulhan ne shuru kiya GANA… “BHAIYA MERE RAKHI KE BANDHAN KO NIBHANA
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Mohabbat K Raste Me Har Waqt Dard Milega Mohabbat K Raste Me Har Waqt Dard Milega Meri Mano Isi Raste Par Medical Store Khol Do Mast Chalega.
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Santa sitting on the roadside: Banta asks y r u wasting time? Santa: I’m taking revenge? Banta: How? Santa: Waqt ne mujhe barbad kia he, ab mein waqt ko barbad karta hun.
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1 Aadmi Santa ki Betay Se Puchhta Hai: Beta Papa Ghar Main Hain? Santa Ka Beta Sprite Pete Huye Uncle Seedha Bolo Mummy Se Milna Hai. Seedhi Baat No Bakwas.
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Gang of SARDARS broke a Bank. Instead of cash they found Botles full of Chilled Red Wine, Happily they drank & went away. Next day Headline aai: Blood Bank lutya gya.
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Santa Ne Jalte Hue Makan Se 6 Logo Ko Apni Jaan Pe Khelkar Bahar Nikala Fir Bhi Usko Jail Ho Gayi Kyun… Kyun..Ki Vo Sab Firebrigade Wale The..
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Santa ki ladai apne baap se ho gayi To usne apne baap ki photo kabristan me 1 ped pe latka diya Aur Niche Likha “COMING SOON
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Jab koi itna khas Ban jaye Uske Bare Me sochna Ehsas Ban jaye To Mang lena khuda se use zindgi bhar k liye, Isse pehle ki uski MAA kisi aur ki SAAS Ban jaye.
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A best frnd is 1 who says:- “Wo teri kismat me nahi, Yaar usse Bhul Ja.” But a True friend is 1who says:- “Tu padhai pe dhyan de,ghar se utha layenge usko to…”
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Zindgi Se Har 1 Mauj Mili, Kabi Kabi Nahi Har Roj Mili, Bas 1 Sacha Dost Manga Tha Zindgi Se. Mujhe Kamino Ki Puri Fauj Mili. Happy Friendship Day.
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Sardar Wrote BILL GATES Abt PCS & WINDOWS Problmz 1- My Child Learnd MS WORD Nw He Wants MS SENTENCE 2 – Find Only RE-CYCLE But No RE-SCOOTER I Need It, As I Owe A ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Sardar K Truck K Peechay Likha Tha “Chota Parivar Sukhi Parivar” Or Uske Nechay Tinu, Minu, Chintu, Chinky, Pinky, Guddu, Guddi, Sonu, Monu, Te Sohan De Papa Di Gaddi!
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Husband : Jab mein aache clothes pehenkar bazaar jata hu to sabziwale sabzi mehngi dete hai. Jab gande kapde pehenkar jata hu to saste. Wife : Tum katora lekar jaya karo na, free me hi sabzi mil jayegi!
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Jeeto: Ek baat batani hai, par please mujhe maroge to nahi. Santa: Haan bolo. Jeeto: Mein Pregnant hu. Santa: It’s a gud News. Ess baat par kyu tumhe maru. Jeeto: Shadi se pahle pitaji ko bataya to bahut maar padi thi
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Salsman-Which Soap U Use? Santa-BABA”S Soap, BABA”S Paste, BABA”S Brush. Salsman-Is BABA”S A INTRNATIONAL Company? Santa: Baba Is My Room Mate.
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Passenger-Tumne Mere Jeb Me Hath Kyu Dala? Santa-Muje Machis Chahiye Thi. Pasen-Tum Mujhse Mang Sakte The. Santa-Me Ajnabi Se Bat Nhi Karta.
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Santa Ne Bus Me Ek Ladki Ko Chhed Diya. Ladki- Tumhare Ghar Me Maa Behen Nahi He Kya?? Santa- Kya Pata Me To Subah Se Ghar Se Bahar Hu..
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Maa-Nalayak Kaha Thi Itni Raat Tak? Beti-Boyfriend Ke Saath, Maa-Kar Aayi Na Muh Kala, Beti-Toh Kya Hua Maa Fair & Lovely Hai Na. . .
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Santa – Yaar Uth Bhukamp Aa Raha Hai, Sara Ghar Hil Raha Hai. Banta- Soja-Soja Ghar Girega To Makaan Maalik Ka, Hum To Kirayedar Hain..
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Ek Sardar apne Marriage Certificate ko ek ghante se dekh raha tha.Biwi boli:tussi inni der se ki dekh rahe ho? Sardar:Expiry Date dekh raha hu. ..
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Santa- Yaar! A Auratein Sharab Se Nafrat Q Karati Hai? Banta- Islye Ki, Sharab Pine Ke Baad Chuhe Jaisa Pati Bhi Sher Ho Jata Hai.
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Dream makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work, Luv makes everything beautiful, Smile makes all the above… So always Brush ur Teeth
Bus 1 Bar Keh Dena K Zarurat Nahi Tum Jaise Dost Ki
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Nafrat Na Karna Kabhi Hamse Ham A Seh Nahi Payenge Bus 1 Bar Keh Dena K Zarurat Nahi Tum Jaise Dost Ki Aap Ki Kasam Apko Peetne Apke Ghar Tak Chale Ayenge.
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⧭⧭Dekho Mausam Kitna Suhana Hai, Thandi Thandi Fizao Ka Aana Jana Hai, Kuch Sms Kar Liya Karo Dost, Is Balnce Se Kya Apni Shaadi Ka Card Chapwana Hai?
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Be careful when a girl tells u that She loves u from the bottom of her heart. For this may mean that there is still enough space for another boy on top!
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Teri ulfat ko kabhi nakam na hone denge Teri DOSTI ko kabhi badnam na hone denge Meri zindagi main Suraj nikle na nikle Teri zindagi main kabhi shaam na hone denge
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Wo ishk to karti hai par janon nahi karti. Wo katal to karti hai par khon nahi karti. Eis kadar kanjoos hai meri chahne wali Mis call to karti hai phon nahi karta
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Door se dekha to kuchh dikha nahi… Dooor se dekhaaa… to kuchh dikha nahi… Paas jake dekhaa to kuchh tha hi nahi… Door se dekha to Patthhar dikhta tha… Dooor se dekha… to Patthharr dikhtaa thaa… Paas jake dekha to… suchmuch Patthhar hi thaa. Door se dekha to paani baras raha tha Door se dekha
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Ishq Key Khayaal Bohat Hain.. Ishq Key Charche Bohat Hain.. Sochte Hain Hum Bhi Kar Le Ishq.. Par Sunte Hain Ishq Mein Kharche Bohat Hain
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Sitaro me aap, Hawao me aap, Fizao me aap, Baharo me aap, Dhop me aap, Chaaon me aap, Sach hi suna hai ki buri aatmao ka koi thikana nahi hota
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31st March Or 1st April Fool is Fool Doesn’t Matter. Wishing Very Happy, Prosperous and Joyful. Fool Day to the King of Fools…………april fool sms
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⧭⧭Yeh Dostana Hamara.. Mai Kashti To Kinara.., Mai Dhanush To Teer.. Mai Matar To Paneer, Mai Warsha To Badal, ⬉⬉Mai Rajma To Chawal… Mai Hot To Kool, Mai April To PHool… Happy April Phool,.!
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Aapne Dil Ka Haal Batana Chod Diya, Humne Bhi Gehrai Mein Jaana Chod Diya. Par Ye Kya Hua Aapko? Holi Se Pehle Hi Aapne Nahana Chod Diya?
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Wish u all a very HAPPY DIWALI, Enjoy diwali with colors and balloons, Please dont drink BHAANG Maine bhi nahi pee hai Aap bhi mat peena …Take care & once again wish u all MERRY CHRISTMAS & HAPPY BIRTHDAY
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Fulo Ne Khilna Chhod Diya Taro Ne Chamkna Chhod Diya Holi Me Baki Hai 2 Din Fir Aapne Abhi Se Nahana Q Chhod Diya. Happy Holi
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Dil Me 1 Jazbat H Dabau Kaise, Ruswa Na Ho Jau Chupau Kaise, Tanha Chhod Gayi Mujhe Jabse, Maa Kasam Itna Khush Hu Ki Batau Kaise..
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Laila Ki Shadi Mai Lafra Ho Gaya Wah Wah Laila Ki Shadi Mai Lafra Ho Gaya Majnu Itna Nacha Ki Langra Ho Gaya
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Dil Ko Pata Tha Wo Zarur Aayegi Dil Ko Pata Tha Wo Zarur Aayegi Par Kabhi Socha Na Tha Surprise Me Apne Do Bachho Ko Bhi Layegi
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⧭⧭Dard Itne Mil Chuke Hai Duniya Me Ki Ab Kisi Dard Pe Hum Aah Nhi Krte Jo Pehle Hi Wah Wahi Loot Chuke Hai ⬉⬉Aise Sher Pe Hum Wah Waah Nahi Karte
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Kabhi Kabhi Meri Ankho Mein Saya Lagta He Jo Apna He Wo Praya Lagta He Tum Se Milne Ki Tammana To Bhot He Lekin Aane Jane Me Kiraya Bahut Lagta He
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Ae Dost Teri Dosti Ke Liye Duniya Chod Denge Ham Teri Tarf Aye Hr Toofan Ko Mod Dnge Lekin Tune Jo Sath Choda, Kasam Se Teri Haddiya Tod Denge
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Zindgi Apni Masti Me Jiya Kar Ishq Bahut Buri Cheez Hai Na Kiya Kr Tu Apna Pura Dhyan Career Pe Mod De Ishq Aur Apni Girlfriend (Gf) Mere Liye Chhod De
Par Mummy Khti Hai Pehle Graduation To Pass Karle
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Mausam Ye Haseen Kehta Hai Pyar Krle. Dil Diwana Kehta Hai Ikrar Karle. Chahat Kehti Hai Izhar Krle. Par Mummy Khti Hai Pehle Graduation To Pass Karle
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Aarzu Me Tere Diwane Ho Gaye, Tuze Dost Banate-Banate Aur Begane Ho Gaye, Kar De Ab Ek Sms Is Nachiz Ko, Teri Bhi Bakwas Sms Pade Zamane Ho Gaye.. Wah!Wah!Wah
Aur Aap Unki Shadi K Tant Se Kutte Bhagate Reh Gye
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Aap Mann Hi Mann Uhne Chahte Reh Gye, Unhe Patane Ka Plan Bnate Reh Gye, Patakar Koi Aur Le Gya Unhe, Aur Aap Unki Shadi K Tant Se Kutte Bhagate Reh Gye.
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Apne Dard Ko Chupana Seekh Liya, Har Baat Par Muskuraana Seekh Liya. Bas Ye Do Line Bolkar, Sunder Ladkiyon Ko Patana Seekh Liya
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Funny Shayari on CID ACP Ne Lash Se Pucha Khoon Kisne Kia Batao ACP Ne Lash Se Pucha ‘Khoon Kisne Kia Batao’ Lash Ne Kaha ‘Melody Khao Khud Jan Jao.’
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Is duniya me lakho log rehte hai Koi hasta h to koi rota hai Pr duniya me sukhi wahi hota hai Jo sHam ko 2 paig laga k sota hai \;~;/ _| |_ CheersDil Diya Tha Mohabbat Ki Nishani Samajh Kar Woh Khaa Gayi Usey Biryani Samajh Kar, Khoon-E-Jigar Bhi Na Choda Zalim Ne, Woh Bhi Pee Gayi ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
⧭⧭Arz Hai… “Later D Bus Longer D Que” Gaur Farmaiega “Later D Bus Longer D Que” “Shorter D Skirt Awesome D V⬉⬉iew”
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Taj Mahal Ko Dekh Kar Bola Shahjahan Ka Pota.. … Taj Mahal Ko Dekh Kar Bola Shahjahan Ka Pota…… “Aaj Apna Bhi Bank Balance Hota Agar Dada Aashiq Na Hota”
Ye Jo Aag Dil Mai Lagi Hai Zamane Mai Laga Dunga
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Arz kiya hai… Ye Jo Aag Dil Mai Lagi Hai, Zamane Mai Laga Dunga, Uski Doli Jo Uthi.. Toh . . . . koi baat nahi Talented hoon dusri pata lunga.
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Teri Yaad Ne Government Office Bana Diya Hai Dil Ko Na Koi Baat Sunta Hai, Na Koi Kaam Karta Hai
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Usse Juda Ho Kar To Meri Jaan Hi Jaane Wali Thi Faraz Achanak Yaad Aya… .
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Aae thee Meri Qabr pr wo Diya Jalane k Liye . Aae the Meri Qabr pr wo Diya Jalane k Liye…. . . .
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⧭⧭Jab Tumhe Dekhu My Dil Start Flying, Tumse Baat Karne Ko I Keep Trying, Jab Tu Dur Jaye I Feel Like Crying, Arre Itna Mat Chad I Was Just Lying…. !!Ehehehe. !!
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Soch Kar Ki Shayad, ⬉⬉Wo Khidki Se Jhaank Le, Uski Gali Ke Bachche, Aapas Mein Lada Diye Maine..
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A Perfect Girl: . . . Na Kabhi Tang Karti Hai, . Na Kabhi Cheekhti Chillaati Hai, . Na Kabhi Kisi K Saath Flirt Karti Hai, . Na Kabhi Jhoot Bolti Hai, . Na Kabhi Dhoka Deti Hai, . Na Kabhi Shaq Karti Hai, . Aur Na Hi Is Duniya Mein Paayi Jaati
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Chappal Choti Ho Jaye To Paon Me Nahi Aati. Wah Wah…. …. . . Chappal Choti Ho Jaye To Paon Me Nahi Aati. Wah Wah…. …. , . . . . . Girlfriend Moti Ho Jaye. To Bahon Me Nahi Aati
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Jab Dekha Unhone Tirchhi Nazar Se, Toh Hum Madhosh Ho Gaye, Par Jab Pata Chala Ki Unki Nazare Hi Tirchhi Hai, Toh Hum Behosh Ho Gaye…
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Tez Hava Ka Jhonka Aya Sath Me Teri Khushbu Laya Tab Mere Dil Me Khayal Aya Mera Dost Aaj Bhi Nahin Nahaya.
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Baithe Baithe Kamre Main Kar Rahi Thi Press Teri Yaad Aayi To Jal Gayi Dress
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Mari Janeman Kya Bataoon, Kaise Sitam Dhaati Hai Sapney Mein Bhi Kambakht, Apney Baap Ko Leke Aati Hai
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Zamaaney Se Chupakar, Teri Tasveer Bathroom Mein Laga Rakhi Hai, Har Ghadi Deedar Ho Tera Isliye Julab Ki Goli Kha Rakhi Hai
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Teer Se Na Maaro, Patthar Se Maar Do Bas Ek Tamanna Hai Muskuraakar Aankh Maar Do!
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⧭⧭Ishq Me Daulat Saari Na Luta Dena . Mummy Papa K Armaan Khaak Me Na Mila Dena . . .Ghar Se Mile H Paise Sabzi ⬉⬉K Liye Beta . Bazar Ja Kr Girlfrnd Ka Rchrge Na Kra Dena.
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हंसी के लिए गम कुर्बान, ख़ुशी के लिए आंसू कुर्बान, दोस्त के लिए जान भी कुर्बान, और अगर दोस्त की गर्लफ्रेंड मिल जाए तो, साला दोस्त भी कुर्बान।
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पी लेंगे तुम्हारा हर एक आंसू; कभी अपनी महफ़िल में बैठाकर तो देखो; भाभी कहोगे तुम अपनी गर्लफ्रेंड को; कभी हमसे मिलाकर तो देखो!
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तेरी गलतियों को माफ़ कौन करता; मैं ना रहता तो तुझसे इन्साफ कौन करता; शुक्र है खुदा ने सलामत रखा मेरे दोस्त को; वरना मेरी शादी में जूठी प्लेटें साफ़ कौन करता!
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अर्ज़ किया है.. लड़की रो रो के लड़के से कह रही है.. वाह! वाह!
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कोई तो बुक ऐसी मिलती जिस पे दिल लुटा देते; हर सब्जेक्ट ने दिमाग़ खाया किसी एक को निपटा देते; अब सेलेबस देख कर ये सोचते हैं कि; एक महीना ओर होता तो दुनिया हिला देते।
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उम्र की राह में जज्बात बदल जाते है, वक़्त की आंधी में हालात बदल जाते है, सोचता हूँ कि काम कर-कर के रिकॉर्ड तोड़ दूँ, पर ऑफिस आते आते ख़यालात बदल जाते है।
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⧭Arz Kiya Hai Ye, Man Bahut Hi Super Hai.. Wah Wah Yeh Man Bahut Hi Super Hai Isliye To Iski Chaddi Pant K Upar⬉ Hai..!
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Log Kahte Hain Humri Shayri Me Dum Nahi, Alfazo Me Gum Nahi.. Humne Kaha Pyar To Hum B Kr Lete Bt Second Hand Dil Har Kisi Ko Pasand Nahi..
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Ladki Ki Nazro Me Nazakt Hoti He Uske Inkar Me B Ijajt Hoti He Humesha Piche Pad Jao Jub Tak Haan Na Bole Qki Der Se Haan Karna Ladkiyo Ki Adat Hoti H
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Ishq Ki Dukaan Hai Meri, Ishq Le Jaya Karo, Hum Lete Nahi Paise Ishq K Badle, Bus Ek Kiss De Jaya Karo.
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Hey Bhaghwan kaisa yeh Trend” . . Wah Wah . . Hey Bhaghwan kaisa yeh Trend”mera chura ke Boli: “Dude, We R Just Frndzz
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You Think I-M Nice, I Think You-Re Nice. You Think I-M Kind, I Think You-Re Kind. You Think I Can Be Trusted, I Think You Can. You Think I-M Cute, And I Think You-Re Right.
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‘Arz kya hai: Kamzor itnay ho gye teri judai se, Wah wah wah! Kamzor itne ho gye teri judai se, Macher utha ke le gye chaarpai se
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Ishq Key Khayaal Bohat Hain.. Ishq Key Charche Bohat Hain.. Sochte Hain Hum Bhi Kar Le Ishq.. Par Sunte Hain Ishq Mein Kharche Bohat Hain.
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⧭किसी शायर ने कहा ज़िंदगी एक लंबा सफ़र है, किसी आशिक़ ने कहा ज़िंदगी एक मुश्किल पहेली है, अरे दोस्तो ज़िंदगी का अर्थ तो⬈ सिर्फ़ वो बता सकता है, जिसकी शादी के बाद भी कोई सहेली है!
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रख ले 2-4 बोतल कफ़न में, साथ बैठ कर पिया करेंगे, जब माँगे गा हिसाब गुनाहों का, एक पेग उससे भी दे दिया करेंगे..
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Dil Ki Awaz Koi Pehchanta Nahi, Kisko Kya Dard Hai Koi Janta Nahi, Hum Bhi Nahi Chahte Aapko Pareshan Karna, Magar Kya Kare, Dil Hai Ki Manta Nahi
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Kyun Kisi Ki Yaadon Mein Roya Jaye, Kyub Kisi Ke Khayalo Mein Khoya Jaye, Mera To Yakeen Hai, Bahar Mausam Bahut Kharab Hai, Kyun Na Razai Tankar Soya Jaye.
Raat Guzar Jaati Hai Bas Isi Kasmakash Mein
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Arz kiya hai saari raat guzar jaati hai bas isi kasmakash mein ki... . Ye saali razayi mein hawa kidhar se ghus rahi hai..!!
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Kamar Jitni Bhi Patli Ho Maza Utna Nasheela Hai. Chalega Jo Bhi Ho Aankhon Ka Rang Kala Ya Neela Hai, Ishq K Naam Pe Kerte Sabhi Ab Rasleela Hao.. Main Karun To Saala Character Dheelaa Hai :p
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पिता ( बेटे से ) – देखों बेटे , जुआ नहीं खेलते | यह ऐसी आदत हैं कि यदि इसमें आज जीतोगे तो कल हारोगे , परसों जीतोगे तो उससे अगले दिन हार जाओगे | बेटा – बस , पिताजी ! मैं समझ गया , आगे से मैं एक दिन छौड़कर खेला करूंगा |
चेहरा नही देख पा रही हु
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पति से पत्नी कार चलाना सीख रही थी | अपने पति से बोली – ये सामने का शीशा सही नही लगा हुआ है | पति ने पुछा- क्यो क्या गडबड है ? पत्नी ने कहा- इसमे पीचे आ रही कारें ही देख पाती हु पर अपना चेहरा नही देख पा रही हु |
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प्रेमी ने अपनी प्रेमिका से पूछा – डियर ! मैं तुम्हारे पिताजी से शादी की बात किस समय करूं ? प्रेमिका ने कहा – जब कभी मेरे पिताजी के पैर में जूते न हों |
चूसना कैसे छुडाया
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⧭दो महिलाएं कुछ समय बाद मिलीं तो एक ने पूछा – बहन आपने राजू बेटे का उंगली चूसना कैसे छुडाया ? दूसरी महिला- कुछ खास ⬉नहीं उसकी नेकर ढीली सिल दी हैं , वह उसे ही पकडे रहता हैं |
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Santa Dials a Number.. A girl received Santa: Hello Kaun? Girl: Main Seeta Santa: O teri!! Ye to Ayodhya Lag Gaya.. Sorry “MAATE”..
Santa ne cafe mein ek ladki se I Love you kaha
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Santa ne cafe mein ek ladki se I Love you kaha Ladki ne chanta mara aur boli: Kya bola? To Santa rote hue bola: Jab suna nahi tune to chanta kyu mara?
RAWAN ke 10 Sar, 20 Aakhein, Wish u HAPPY Dussehra
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RAWAN ke 10 Sar, 20 Aakhein, par Nazar Ek hi ladki par, Aapka Sar 1, Aankhein 2, par Nazar har ladki par. Ab batao ki……? Asli Rawan kaun? Wish u HAPPY Dussehra!
Aisi konasi baat hai jo RAWAN akale kar shakta hai par RAM NAHI
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Aisi konasi baat hai jo RAWAN akale kar shakta hai par RAM NAHI . . . . . ANSWER: GROUP DISCUSSION…!! *HAPPY DUSHEHARA*
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Aaeey Mamu Aaj Bapu Ka Janmadin Hai, Boleto Gandhi Jayanti Hai, To Mast Mein Bapu Ko Yaad Karane Ka, Aur Is Msg Ko Dosto Me Forward Karke, Gandhigiri Phailane Ka Kya Mamu.
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Frnds I’m Collecting Gandhiji’s Photos. Give ur Contribution 2 my Collection. A small Condition is – It must be on 500 or 1000 Rupees Note… Happy Gandhi Jayanti..
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Teacher :What happened in 1869? Student:Gandhi ji was born. Teacher :What happened in 1873? Student:Gandhiji was four years old. Happy Gandhi Jayanti!!
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Circuit-Bhai, Gandhi Jayanti Ke Bare Me Batao. Munna Bhai-Gandhi Mast, Solid Admi Tha. Par Jayanti Ke Sath Kya Lafda Tha, Ye Apun Nahi Janta
Bapu Ka Sabhi Noto Pe Hasta Hua Photo Kyun Hai
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⧭Pappu: Ek Baat Bata Yeh Bapu Ka Sabhi Noto Pe Hasta Hua Photo Kyun Hai ? Bholu: Mujhe Kya Pata? Pappu: Pagal Royenge Toh Note Geela Ho Jaayega Na…
Daya Jaldi Se Us ⧭Gaadi Ka Picha Karo
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Jindagi Me Aage Badne Se Yun Na Daro, Wah Wah Jindagi Me Aage Badne Se Yun Na Daro. . . . Daya Jaldi Se Us Gaadi Ka Picha Karo.
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Aaj Kal Bacho Ne Padna Chod Diya.. Gor Frmaiye.. Aaj Kal Bacho Ne Padna Chod Diya… Acp Tha Toilet Me Or Daya Ne Darwaja Tod Diya…
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Nail Paint Lagaya Jata Hai Nail Main, . Wah-wah.. . Nail Paint Lagaya Jata Hai Nail Main, . Acp- Ab Tum Zindagi Bhar Sadte Rehna Jail Main.:-d
Ladki To Rangeen Hai Par Maamla Bada Sangeen Hai
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Fedrick Bola Sir Ladki Badi Rangeen Hai Gaur Farmaaiye, Fedrick Bola Sir Ladki Badi Rangeen Ha Acp Pradhuman Bola Fedrick, Ladki To Rangeen Hai Par Maamla Bada Sangeen Hai
⧭Is Ghar Ka Chappa Chappa Chaan Maro
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Na Bandook Se Maaro, Na Bomb Se Maaro…. Waah… Waah… Na Bandook Se Maaro, Na Bomb Se Maaro…. . ⧭Daya, Is Ghar Ka Chappa Chappa Chaan Maro….
Daya Pata Lagao Ki Yeh Bandook Ki Goliyan Kisne Khatam Ki
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Kaun Hai Wo Aadmi Jisne Yeh Harkat Ki….. . . . Kaun Hai Wo Aadmi Jisne Yeh Harkat Ki….. … . . Daya Pata Lagao Ki Yeh Bandook Ki Goliyan Kisne Khatam Ki…..
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⧭Kutte, Kamine.. Mai Tujhe Nahi Chodunga Wah Wah! Wah Wah Kutte Kamine Mai Tujhe Nahi Chodunga Daya Bola Sir Ye Mahine Pagar Kam Mili, Mai Darwaza Nahi Todunga..
Cricket Ke Saare Ball Catch Hue
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Cricket Ke Saare Ball Catch Hue… Cricket Ke Saare Ball Catch Hue… Fredricks Kya Fingerprints Match Hue?
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Swimming Pool Mein Paani Bohot Gehra Hai.. wah wah wah Swimming Pool Mein Paani Bohot Gehra Hai.. Daya Says- “Sir Lagta Hai Yeh Aadmi Iss Hotel Mein Kisi Dusre Naam Se Thehra Hai.”
Tumhari Biwi Ki Bahen Tumhari Sali He
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Tumhari Biwi Ki Bahen Tumhari Sali He Wah Wa Tumhari Biwi Ki Bahen Tumhari Sali He Wah Wa Acp Says: Daya Ye Pistol To Khali Hai.
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Cid Ne Sony Se Naata Jod Liya… Cid Ne Sony Se Naata Jod Liya… Jis Room Me Mana Raha Tha Abhijeet Suhagraat, Daya Ne Uska Darwaja Bhi Tod Diya..
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A For Apple B For Banana, A For Apple B For Banana A.c.p. Ne Kaha Daya Goli Mat Chalana…….
Disco Baar Me Kyu Hai Dhamaal
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Disco Baar Me Kyu Hai Dhamaal ? Disco Baar Me Kyu Hai Dhamaal ? A.c.p Bola- Daya Surakshit Kaale Mere Baal Vasmol Ne Kiya Kamaal.
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⧭Raat Ke Pehlu Me Chand Sittare Chaye Hai Wah Wah Raat Ke Pehlu Me Chand Sittare Chaye Hai Madam Darwaja Kholiye Hum CID Se Aaye Hai
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Funy Poetery Yar Teri Yari Pey Mujey Shak Nahi Hai Yar Teri Yari Pey Mujey Shak Nahi Hai Sub Ney Teri Chumi Li Kya Mera Koi Huq Nahi Hai
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Funny Poetery Na Nikalo Janaza Maira Uski Gali Sey Faraz Warna Uski Ami Kaheh Gi Kanjer Marda Marda V Chaker La K Gaya
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Woh Tujey Dur Sey Daikh Kar Apna Dopata Sanmbhal Laiti Hai Wah Wah Wah Main Hairan Houn Wo Itni Dur Sey B Kanjer Pahchan Laiti Hai Hun Bol Wah Wah
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Boldness of this generation:- 6th Std boy – can i kiss ur. hand..??? 5th Std girl – why, Anything wrong with my LIPS…
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⧭Democratic Difference betwen USA & India . In USA you can Kiss in a Public Place but can’t SUSU . In India You can SUSU in public place but cant kiss.
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Thums Up Pee Kar⬈Ek Khyaal Aaya Hai. . . Chalo aaj kuch toofani karte hain . .Girlfriend ko bolte hain recharge karvane ko..
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Now in today love is like a bluetooth.When u nearer to device it work properly and when maintain the distance it search another device like(she/he).
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Jeete ji toh kuch na maang sake yaron.. Par kabar par daru ki botel aur glass jaroor lana.
Mere Sms Aapko Lifetime Milte Rahenge
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Bekaar Ki Zindgi Hum Jeeya Nahi Karte, Expire Hone Waali Dosti Hum Kiya Nahi Karte, Mere Sms Aapko Lifetime Milte Rahenge Qki, Reply Ki Chinta Hum Kiya Nahi Karte..!
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Sooraj Woh Jo Din Bhar Aasman Ka Saath De, Chand Woh Jo Raat Bhar Taaron Ka Sath De, Pyaar Woh Jo Zindagi Bhar Saath De, Aur Biwi Woh Jo Har Baat Ka Ulta Jawab De.
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Sooraj Wo Jo Din Bhr Aasman Ka Saath De, Chand Wo Jo Raat Bhr Taaron Ka Sath De, Pyaar Wo Jo Zindagi Bhr Saath De, Aur Biwi Wo Jo Hr Baat Ka Ulta Jawab De
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Khud ko karo kanjoos itna, ki har sms bhejne se pahle, service center wale call kr ke khud puchhe.. Sir ji Ru sure? bhejna hai, ki sending fail kr du?
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Ye baat samajh me aayi nahi, Aur mummy ne samajhai nahi. Mai kaise mithi baat karu Jab mithi chiz koi khai nhi. Ye chand kaise maamu hai Jab mumy ka wo bhai nahi. Kyu lambe baal hai bhaalu ke Kyu usne triming karai nahi. Kya wo bi ganda bachha hai Ya jungle me koi naai
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Cham Cham Kar Ke Aayi, Cham Cham Kar Ke Chali Gayi, Main Sindoor Leke Khada Raha, Aur Woh Rakhi Baandh Ke Chali Gayi…
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Khuda Kare Tujhe Khushiyan Hazar Mile Mujhse Bhi Acha Yaar Mile, Meri Girlfriend Tujhe Bandhe Rakhi, Aur Ek Aur Behan Ka Pyaar Mile…
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⧭Mard Honi Chahiye, Khatoon Hona Chahiye, Ab Grammer Ka Yehi Kanoon Hona Chahiye, Nursery Ka Daakhla Bhi Ab Sar’sari Mat Janiye, Aap Ke Bache Ko Aflaatoon Hona Chahiye, Raat Ko Bache Parhayi Ki Aziyat Se Bache, In Ko Tv Ka Bohat Mamnoon Hona Chahiye, Doston English Zaroori Hai Hamare ⧭Wastey, Fail Honey Ko Bhi Koi...
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Main Apne Ghar ⬉Geya Tha Woh Jab Apne Ghar Gayi, Phir Mujh Ko Kya Khabar Ke Wahan Se Kidhar Gayi..
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Hai Aap Ke Honton Pe Jo Muskaan Wagera, Qurbaan Gaye Is Pe Dil-O-Jaan Wagera, Billi To Yunhi Muft Main Badnaam Huyi, Thailay Mein To Kuch Aur Tha Samaan Wagera, Be’hirss O Gharzz Farzz Adaa Ki Jiye Apna, Jis Tarah Police Karti Hai Chalaan Wagera, Ab Hosh Nahin Koi Ke Badaam Kahan Hai, Ab Apni Hatheli...
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Aaj Mosam Mein Kuch Ajeeb Si Baat He, Bekabu Se Hamare Jazbat He, Ji Cahta He Tumko Chura Le Tumhi Se, Par Mummy Kehti He Ki Chori Karma Buri Baat He
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Suna Hai Aapki Ek Smile Pe Hajaro Log Marte Hai. So Keep Smiling To Reduce World’s Population. “Population Control Board.” Janhit Me Jari
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Kya Andaz Hai Kya Jalve Hai Kya Style Hai Ur Kya Smile Hai Mas$Age To Karte Nahi Aur Kahte Ho Mere Paas Mobile Hai
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Neend Aati Hai To Khaab Aata Hai Khaab Mein Ek Ladki Aati Hai, Ladki Ke Piche Uska Baap Aata Hai Phir Na Neend Aati Hai Na Khaab Aata Hai
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Badla Hai Mausam Aur Thand Ho Gayi Hai Aapko Yaad Kiye Bina Life Adhoori Ho Gyi Hai Kya Bhula Diya Humein Ya Mobile Mein Sms Pack Scheme Hi Band Ho Gyi Hai?
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Teri Yaad Mein Humne Kalam Uthaayi Liya Paper Aur Tasveer Aapki Banai Socha Tha Ki Usko Dil Se Laga Kar Rakhenge Magar Vo To Bacho Ko Draane Ke Kaam Aayi.
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Pyaar Ke Geet Gayenge Hum, Apni Ek Nayi Duniya Basaayenge Hum, Jo In Hawaaon Se Diya Bujh Gaya, Unhe Bech Kar Philips Ke Bulb Layenge Hum.
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⧭Darta Huin Kahin Main Pagal Na Ban Jau, Teekhi Nazar Aur Sunahre Roop Ka Kayal Na Ban Jau, Ab Bas Bhi Kar Z⬉alim Kuch To Raham Kha Mujh Per, Chali Ja Meri Nazaron Se Door Kahin Main Shayar Na Ban Jau.
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दोस्ती करो BSNL वाली से प्यार करो IDEA वाली से. बात करो airtel वाली से. आँख लड़ाओ vodafone वाली से. पर दोस्तो शादी करना बिना मोबाइल वाली से.
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इश्क़ के ख़याल बहुत हैं.. इश्क़ के चर्चे बहुत हैं.. सोचते हैं हम भी कर ले इश्क़.. पर सुनते हैं इश्क़ में खर्चे बहुत हैं..
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Main to Phoolon wali Razaai Le kr So raha tha, Kambakhat, koi Raat mein Phoolon ko Pani de gaya…
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Usne Mujhe ye Keh Kar Chhor Diya, Mujhe Neend Aati Hai 11 Bajy k Baad, Aur Tum Online Aaty Ho 12 Bajy K Baad.
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Main ne ussay kaha, mujhay muhabat ki saza do, Uss ne ja k sub kuch mere abbu ko bata diya.
Ruthi hai aise wo humse jaise
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⧭Ruthi hai aise wo humse jaise hum fir se use mana lenge, Itna waqt kyu bekar karen, Itne me toh dusri pata ⧭lenge..
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Insaaniyyat Ko Pizza Pe Laga K Kha Jao , Aakhir Insaaniyyat Bhi Aik Cheez Hoti Hai…
SAATH GUZRE HUEY LAMHON KO DIL ME BASA LENA
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MEETHI MEETHI YADON KO PALKON ME SAJA LENA, SAATH GUZRE HUEY LAMHON KO DIL ME BASA LENA, MAIN SHAMPOO LAGAEY BETTHAA HOON YAAR, LIGHT AA JAEY TOH MOTOR YAAD SE CHALA DENA..
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Yuhi Sote Rahe To Kuch Dekh Nahi Paoge Uth Jao Mohale Kee Lardkiya College Ja Rahi Hai
Kisi ne ek baar kaha tha
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Wo aj bhi garmi me mar raha hai Kisi ne ek baar kaha tha tum sweater main salman khan lagte ho.
Kitna Nadaan Hai Apne Hi Ghar ka Pata Nahi Jaanta
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⧭Wo Shakhs Mujhse Meri girl_Friend ka Pata Puchta Hai Kitna Nadaan Hai Apne Hi Ghar ka Pata Nahi Jaanta.
Kabhi Kabhi ⧭Choti Choti Cheezein Bhi Bohat Takleef Deti Hain
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Kabhi Kabhi Choti Choti Cheezein Bhi Bohat Takleef Deti Hain.. Agar Meri Baat Par Yaqeen Nahi To… Sui Par Beth Kar Dekho.
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Angreji mein BA toh kar liyaa Chotu Par ab tak na samaz paaya ki A ke baad B kyoon aata hai Zoology le kar BSc toh ho gayaa Chotu Par kisee ne ab tak nahee samzaaya Ki murgi pehale ya andaa pehale aata hai MBBS doctor toh ho gayaa Chotu Par ab tak na jaan..
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Mujhe Raat bhar yeh baat sone Nahi deti,. Ke Zindagi 4 din ki hai to TEST MATCH 5 din key kyon..
Sprite bujhaye pyaas baqi sab bakwaaas
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Gham-e-Judayi mai bohat jaaam piye hon ge, Par ‘sprite’ bujhaye pyaas baqi sab bakwaaas..
Ammi kehti hain jo kehta hai wo khud hi hota hai
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Un se keh do woh mujhe Pagal na kahein, Ammi kehti hain jo kehta hai wo khud hi hota hai
Meri khushi ke lamhe kis kadar mukhtasar hain yaar
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Meri khushi ke lamhe kis kadar mukhtasar hain yaar, Abi mujra shuru hi huwa tha k chaapa par gaya!!
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Ab to duniya walon pe bilkul bharosa nahi karna, Ek bewafa humko China ka Bakra keh kar Kutta Bech gayi.
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⧭Har aahat par jaan nikal jaati hai apni Yeh public toilet mein darwaza kiyun nhi hota …..
Aasman me kaali ghata chhayi hai
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⧭Aasman me kaali ghata chhayi hai, Aaj fir Biwi ne 2 baatein sunayi hai, Dil to karta hai sudhar jaun magar, ⧭Bajuwali aaj fir bheeg ke aayi hai..
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Teri Galiyon Mein Na Rakhenge Kadam Aaj K Baad Kyun K Humari Apni Gali Mein Setting Ho Gai Hai.
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Boy: mere pas apne dost jesi car to nahe pr tumhe apni palkon pe bitha k ghomaon ga! mere pas us jesa bara bangla to nahe pr tumhe apne dil me jaga donga! mere pas us jitne paise to nahe pr main mehnat mazdoori kr k khilaon ga.. aur tumhe kia chaheay? Girl: abe jayada...Ishq mein nakhre to karti hi hein haseena
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Ishq mein nakhre to karti hi hein haseena, Magar Wo aashiq hi kya, Jo use fasaane mein, na bahaye apna paseena.
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⧭Ek aalu ne Bhindi k number pe I love u ka msg bheja, Bhindi ne usko phone kar ke Bura bhala kaha aur boli,, Shut up,, Tum itne mote aur main Slim and Smart Aalu ko bahut dukh hua aur Uss ne phir itni sabziyan phasayin ki Aaj aap dekh skte ho, Aalu-ghobi, Aalu- bengan/..
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Shayri Lakhvi Kai Masti Nathi, Shayri Karvi Kai Sasti Nathi, Je Chokri Hasti Nathi, Samjo K Te Brush Ghasti Nathi..
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⧭Dil Ke Armaan Aasu Me Beh Gaye Ye Aashique Ka Dard Tha Jo Baat Unse Kehni Thi Light Chaligaye Aur Unki Mummy Se Keh Gaye दिल के अरमान आंसू मे बह गये ये आशिक़ी का दर्द था जो बात उनसे कहनी थी लाईट चली गयी और उनकी मम्मी से कह गये
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A⬉ GF is not one who says, . Main teri kismat me nahi, tum mujhe bhul jao . . . A true GF is one who says, .Tu padhai pe dhyan de…….. placement ke baad ghar se utha kr le jana…
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⧭Arz Kiya Hai- ⧭Kismat V Aajkal Ajib Sitam Dhaata Hai, Gaur Farmaiyega- Ki Kismat V Aajkal Ajib Sitam Dhaata Hai, ⬑Hum 1 Ko Taraste Hai Aur Wo Do-Do Ghumata Hai…
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Dil Ke Armaan Aasu Me Beh Gaye Ye Aashique Ka Dard Tha Jo Baat Unse Kehni Thi Light Chaligaye Aur Unki Mummy Se Keh Gaye दिल के अरमान आंसू मे बह गये ये आशिक़ी का दर्द था जो बात ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A GF is not one who says, . . Main teri kismat me nahi, tum mujhe bhul jao… . . . A true GF is one who says, . . .Tu padhai pe dhyan de…….. placement ke baad ghar se utha kr le jana…
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⧭Arz Kiya Hai- Kismat V Aajkal Ajib Sitam Dhaata Hai, Gaur Farmaiyega- Ki Kismat V Aajkal Ajib Sitam Dhaata Hai, Hum 1 Ko Taraste Hai Aur Wo Do-Do Ghumata Hai…
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Aaj Kuch Sharmaye Se Lagte Ho Sardi Ke Karan Kapkapaye Se Lagte Ho Chehra Aapka Khil Utha Hai Hafte Ke Baad Nahaye Se Lagte Ho Good Morning
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⧭⧭Om Jai Jasmeet Hare, Swami Jai Jasmeet Hare, Tum Khud Ho Ik Sankat, Haan Sabse Bade Sankat, Prabhu Ab Raksha Hamari Kare… Om Jai Jasmeet Hare…
Suna Chunni Babu, Ab Humein Tawaaif Ishq Ki Baatein Seekhayegi…
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⬉⬉⬉Suna Chunni Babu, Ab Humein Tawaaif Ishq Ki Baatein Seekhayegi Suna Chunni Babu, Ab Humein Tawaaif Ishq Ki Baatein Seekhayegi Aditya Chopra Kya Kam Tha, Jo Ab Yeh Humein Pakaayegi
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Shaher Ki Es Daud Me Daud Ke Karna Kya Hai? Jab Yehi Jeena Hai Dosto To Phir Marna Kya Hai? Paheli Barish Me Train Late Hone Ki Fikr Hai Bhul Gaye Bhigte Hue Tahelna Kya Hai? Serails Ke Kirdaaro Ka Saara Haal Hai Malum Par Maa Ka Haal Puchhne Ki Fursat Kise Hai? Ab Ret […]
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Aapki Ek Muskurahat Ne Hamarey Hosh Udaa Diye. Aapki Ek Muskurahat Ne Hamarey Hosh Udaa Diye. Hum Hosh Me Aane Hi Wale The. Ki Aap Fir Se Muskura Diye!
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⧭Ik Paradesi Door Se Aaya Ladki Par Haq Apna Jataaya Ghar Waalon Ne Haami Bhar Di Pardesi Ki Marzi Kar Di Pyaar Ke Waade Huye Na Poore Rah Gaye Saare Khwaab Adhoore Chhod Ke Saathi Aur Hamsaaye Chal Di ⬋⬋Ladki Des Paraaye Do Baanhon Ke Haar Ne Roka Vaadon Ki Deewaar Ne ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Eid Ke Din Aap Khadi Na Hona Chhat Par Eid Ke Din Aap Khadi Na Hona Chhat Par Kahi Log Roza Na Chod De Aapko Chand Samaj Kar Saara Din Yaadon Me Guzar Jaata Hai, Phir Bhi Raat Ko Aapka Hi Khawaab Aata Hai… Kuch Yaadein Is Kadar Ban Jaati Hain Ki, Aaine Me Bh...
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Duniya Bhar Ki Khushiyan Hamare Saath Chali Qadam Mila Ke Jo Hamare Saath Aap Chali…
Kal Raat Sapne Mai Meine Pucha Khuda Se…
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Kal Raat Sapne Mai Meine Pucha Khuda Se Tune Sansar Ko Pyar Ka Dushmen Kyun Bna Dala Khuda Hassa Yah Soon Ke Or Muj Se Kaha Tum Sab Risky Ashiqon Ne Kon Sa Mere Sath Acha ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Mere Khayalo Ki Mallika Mere Dil Ki Dhadkan Mere Ankho Ka Noor Chayaa Kuch Aisa Surur Kaha Ho Tum Aa Jao ,Aa Bhi Jao Mere Khayalo Me Basne Dil Me Samane Laxmi Bankar Mere Ghar Ko Swarg Banane Mere Jeevan Ki Apsara Bankar Mere Har Saas Ko Mahkane Aa Jao,Ab Aa Bhi Jao Meri Jism
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⧭Kya Bataau Tumhe In Aasuo Ki Haqeeqat? Jo Samjho Tho Sab Kuch…. Na Samjho Toh Sirf Paani…
Always With U Baat Karne Ko Dil Karta Hai…
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⧭Always With U Baat Karne Ko Dil Karta Hai When With U Ye Janat Ko Feel Karta Hai Pagal Hai This Dil, C Na Heartbeat Ko Suun K Aap Ka He Naam Kehta Hai.
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Joh Sadiyon Se Hota Aaya Hai Woh Repeat Kar Doonga… Tu Naa Mili To Tujhko Dil Sey ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
⧭Marne Par Hum Dono Ko Jannat Mile Na Mile, Ye Hawa Ye Fiza Ye Bahar Mile Na Mile, Sms Karne Mein Kasar Mat Kare Mere Dost, Pata Hai Jannat Mein Network Mile Na Mile..
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⧭Khidki Khuli Zulfein Bikhri, Dilne Kahaa Dildar Nikla, Par Hai Re Meri Footi Kismat, Nahaya Hua Sardar Nikla..
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⧭⧭Jise Dil Diya Woh Dilli Chali Gayi, Jise Pyar Kiya Woh Italy Chali Gayi, Dil Ne Kaha Khud Kushi(Suicide) Kar Le Jalim, Bijali Ko Haath Lagaya To Bijali Chali Gayi.
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⧭⧭⧭Ram Ne Dhanush Chalaya To Sita Daud K Chali Ayi, Kishan Ne Bansi Bajayi To Radha Daud K Chali Ayi, Main Ne Siti Bajayi To Kambakht Apne Baap Ko Leke Ayi..
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