Funny SMS Messages in Hindi New

1. Har taraf padhai ka saya hai
2. peparon mein number kisne paya hai
3. ham to u hin aye the paper dene
4. sab kehte hain sala poora padh kar aya hai…
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9. Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna,
10. Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna,
11. Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna,
12. Aur Ek Baath Yaad Rakhna,
13. Aage Wala Ka Paper Apna Samajhna…
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17. 
    
18. A couple had a fight whole night…
19. Later Next morning, Husband offered a glass of milk to his wife.
20. Wife – You are sorry for fighting with me?
21. Husband – No… Today is Nag Panchami,
22. Le Nagin Pee Le….
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Question : Why do girls close

2. their eyes while kissing a guy?
3. Guess…
4. Guess
5. .
6. .
7. .
8. Answer : Yeh ladkiyan ladkon
9. ko kabhi khush nahi dekh sakti.
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13. 
    
14. Tumhari Saalgirah Pe Jaana Kia Bhejoon
15. Apni Jaan Bhejoon Keh Apna Dil Bhejoon
16. Phir Soochta Hoon Jaana Kion Na
17. Tumhare Liye Kee Hui Shopping Ka Bill Bhejoon
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19. 
    
20. Love Is Like A Pant
21. But Friendship
22. Is Like A Chaddi
23. Bcoz
24. Pant Phat Bhi Jaye To
25. Chaddi Izzat Bacha Leti Hai
26. So Thanx 4 Being My
27. Chaddi Friend…
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31. 
    
32. Woh zindagi hi kya jisme mohabbat nahi,
33. Woh mohabat hi kya jisme yaadein nahi,
34. Woh yaadein hi kya jisme tum nahi,
35. Aur woh tum hi kya jiske saath hum nahi….
36. `
37. Suna hai wo keh kar gaye hai ke ab to hum,
38. Sirf tumhare khawboo main hi aayenge,
39. Koi keh de unse ki wo vada kar le hum,
40. Jindgi bher ke liye so jayenge.
41. `
42. Badi muddat se chaha hai tumhe
43. Badi duaaon se paya hai tumhe
44. Thuje bhulane ka sochu bhi kaise,
45. Kismat ki lakiroon se churaya hai tumhe..
46. `
47. Tera naam bhi usme zarur aayega,
48. Agar ye padkar bhi tune reply nahi kiya,
49. To pehla prize bhi tujhe mil jaayega
50. `
51. Darr-darr bhatkate hain armaan ki tarha,
52. Har koi humse milta hai anjaan ki tarha,
53. In dosto se call ki kya aas karen,
54. Ye to SMS bhi karte hain ehsaan ki tarha
55. `
56. Qayamat tak tujhe yaad karenge,
57. Teri har baat par aitbaar karenge,
58. Tujhe SMS karne ko to nahi kahenge,
59. Par phir bhi tere SMS ka intezar karenge…
60. `
61. Bolaa dukaan-daar, ke kyaa chahiye tumhain
62. Jo bhii kaho ge merii dukaan per wo paoge
63. maine kahaa ke kutte ke khaane kaa cake hai
64. bolaa yahiin pe khaaoge yaa leke jaaoge!!!!:?
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68. 
    
69. Hum woh nahi jo tum ko ghum main chhod de,
70. hum woh nahi joh tumse nata tod de,
71. hum woh hain ki agar teri saanse
72. ruk jae to tuj se apni sanse joor de.
73. `
74. Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai,
75. gamm ke saagar me is kadar kho gayi hai,
76. tum kar do ek SMS yeh guzarish hai meri,
77. tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai.
78. `
79. Sms na karke dil tod diya, mobile dafna dena,
80. Kafan na mile to apna rumaal udaa dena.
81. Koi puche rog kya tha to nazre jhuka kar tu kanjusi bata dena..
82. `
83. Hum hum hain, tum tum ho
84. Na hum kam hain
85. Na tum kam ho
86. To kis bat ka gam hai
87. SMS bhejte raho,
88. Tabhi tu lage ga k mobile wale mein dam hai.
89. `
90. Dinse raat hone ko aaai hai
91. Pata nahin ye kaisi judai hai
92. Parwah nahin karte wo apne dost ki
93. Na jane ye kaisi dosti nibhai hai..
94. `
95. Eid ka chand mushkil se dikhta hai.
96. Lailla ko majnu mushkil se milta hai.
97. Hum to sms bhejte rehte hai par
98. Aajkal aapka sms mushkill se milta hai…
99. `
100. Chahane se har baat nahi hoti,
101. Thode se andhere se raat nahi hoti…..
102. Jinhe hum jaan se jyada chahte hai,
103. Unse har roz mulakat nahi hoti…..
104. `
105. Durr kahin wadi main rahta hai woh!
106. Har lamha khayal main rahta hai woh!
107. Kaisa hai woh kis haal main hai woh!
108. Dil ka har sawal main rahta hai woh!
109. `
110. Duniya mein koi kisi ke liye kuch nahi karta
111. Marne wale ke saath har koi nahi marta
112. Arey… Marne ki baat to door rahi
113. Yahan to zindgi hai phir bhi koi yaad nahi kar..
114. `
115. Lamhe judai ke bekarar kerte hain,
116. Haalat mere mujhe laachar karte hain,
117. Aankhe meri pad lo kabhi,
118. Ham khud kaise kahe ki aapse pyaar karte hain.
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122. 
     
123. 
     
124. Jaam pe jaam peene se kya fayeda,
125. Raat guzri to utar jayegi,
126. Kisi ki aankhon se peeyo khuda ki kasam,
127. Umr saari nashe mein guzar jayegi.
128. `
129. Log kehte hain ke ishq itna mat karo,
130. Ke husn sar pe sawar ho jaaye,
131. Hum kehte hain ke ishq itna karo,
132. Ke patthar dil ko bhi tumse pyaar ho jaye……
133. `
134. Har dil ki dhadkan main koi baat hoti hai,
135. Har udas zindagi main kisi ki yaad hoti hai,
136. Tume pata ho ya na ho tumhari,
137. Har khushi ke piche humari duaa hoti hai
138. `
139. Dil ne tera pyar per majbur mujh ko kardiya
140. Is jaha ki har khushi se dur mujh ko kardiya
141. Jis qadar chaha tha dil ne pass tere aane ko
142. Is qadar dunya ne tujh ko mujh se dur kardiya.
143. `
144. Jab hamko unse mohabbat thi
145. Unhe hamari mohabbat pe shak tha
146. Jab unhe ehsas hua hamari mohabbat ka
147. Tab hum par kisi aur ka hak tha…
148. 
     
149.  
150. 
     
151. Royengi ye aankhein muskuraane ke baad,
152. Aayegi raat din dhal jaane ke baad,
153. Tum kabhi naa ruthnaa mujhse ae yaar,
154. Shayad ye zindagi hi na ruth jaaye,
155. Tumhare ruth jaane ke baad.
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157. Train mai aik husband apni wife say:
158. tujh say shadi ker k pachta raha hun
159. dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun
160. samnay wala passenger:wao wao wao wao!!!
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162. Child:papa aunty ka pait kion phola hai?
163. Father:tujhey sub pata hai!
164. Child: nahin pata promise!
165. Father: in k pait main pani bhara hay
166. CHILD:Oh No! Bacha to doob jaye ga!
167. `
168. Girl to boy: Tum larkay kisi larki mei
169. sub se pehlay kia daikhte ho ?
170. Boy: Yeh tou depend karta hai k
171. larki aa rahi hay ya ja rahi hai …:p
172. `
173. Zindagi K Raaz…
174. Raaz Rehney DijiyeJo B Ho Aitraz…
175. Aitraz Rehney Dejiye
176. Per Jab B Ye Dil Chahey Aap Se Milna
177. Plz Ye Mat Khena K Aaj Rehney Dijiye
178. `
179. Kal Rat Meri Ankh se 1 Ansu nikal aya
180. Mai ne usse pucha Tu bahar Q aya?
181. To usne batya
182. Koi Teri Ankhon me itna he smaya K me chah kr b apni Jaga na bna paya…
183. `
184. Haqiqat jaan lo bichad jane se pahle,
185. Meri sunlo apni sunane se pahle,
186. Ye sochlena bhulane se pahle,
187. Bahut royi hai ye aankhe muskurane se pahle
188. `
189. Dil k dard ko zuba par laate nahi,
190. hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahi,
191. Zakhm chahe kitne hi gahre kyo na ho,
192. hum DETTOL k siva kuch laagate nahi.
193. `
194. Nakaam si koshish kiya karte hai,
195. Hum hai ke unse pyar kiya karte hai.
196. Khuda ne taqdeer mein 1 tuta taara nahi likha,
197. Aur ek hum hai ke chand ki aarzu kiya karte hai!
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199. Muskurane ki vajah kya jane hum
200. Hum to unki yaad ko tazaa karte hai.
201. Kambakth ye hasi bhi aisi hai ki
202. Unki judai mein bhi ro kar muskurati hai…
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206. 
     
207. I saw a Dream last night
208. Only You and Me…
209. You know what happened ??
210. 
     
211. You were looking so Innocent..
212. Coz I was eating Maggi
213. And you were saying:
214. 
     
215. “Ek Chammach Khila De Naa… Plzzz”
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218. 
     
219. 
     
220. Husband to Wife: Tum meri Zindagi ho,
221. Aur…
222. 
     
223. Wife: Aur Kya?
224. 
     
225. Aur…
226. 
     
227. Tell me aur kya?
228. Wife shouted: Tell me aur kya?
229. 
     
230. Husband: Aur Laanat hai aisi zindagi par :(
231. 
     
232.  
233. Tue 1 Mar 2011
234. Exam Jokes SMS in Hindi
235. Posted by Rahul under Funny SMS in Hindi 
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237. 
     
238. 
     
239. Baap:
240. Itne kum marks..??
241. 2 thappar lagane chahiyen.!!
242. 
     
243. Beta: Han papa!
244. maine to us kaminey master
245. ka ghar bhi dekh liya hai…!!
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249. It is well known saying that “Jo Hase, Unke Ghar Base”
250. But the question is “Ghar Basne K Baad Kitne Hase ?”
251. So enjoy Happy Unmarried Life
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255. 
     
256. Vodafone walon ka KUTTA
257. Aaj subah he chal bsa,
258. 
     
259. Ab wo Monkey se Add krwaana chahte hain.
260. 
     
261. Tujhe
262. Meri
263. Dosti
264. ki
265. Kasam,
266. 
     
267. Kahin Chhup Ja ;o)
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271. Kabhi yaad aaye
272. To phone kar lena,
273. 
     
274. Paise kam ho
275. to Sms kar lena,
276. 
     
277. Agar ye bhi na kar sake to
278. 
     
279. Mobile dahi mein Daal kar
280. Vibration on kar lena…
281. 
     
282. Aur
283. 
     
284. Lassi Pee Lena :)
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288. 
     
289. Uski Nazar Meri Taraf Thi
290. Meri Nazr Uski Tarf Thi
291. 
     
292. Vo Mugh Se Kuch Kehna Chahti Thi
293. Main Us Se Kuch Puchna Chahta Tha
294. 
     
295. Dono Ise Uljan Mein Bethe Rahe
296. Aur Exam Over Ho Gaya…
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300. 
     
301. 
     
302. Kya yaar tum bi ajeeb ho,
303. mere dil ke kitne kareeb ho,
304. na milte ho na sms karte ho,
305. kya tum mujse bi jyada garib ho???????
306. 
     
307. Girl: if u will try 2 kiss me, main shor macha dungi.
308. Boy:Lekin yaha to dur tak koi nahi hai.
309. Girl: i know but formality to karni hi padegi..
310. 
     
311. DUNIA me reh ke sapno me kho jao,
312. KISIKO apna banalo YA kisi ke ho jao,
313. AGAR kuch bhi nahi hota to DON’T WORRY,
314. chaddar-takiya lo aur so jao.
315. 
     
316. Log kehte hai k khuda ne aapko badi fursat mein banaya hai….
317. “simple c baat hai, faltu kaam fursat mein hi to kiye jate hain”.
318. 
     
319. 1st Child: Mere Papa Bahut Darpok Hain.
320. 2nd Child: Why?
321. 1st Child: Jab Bhi Road Cross Karte Hain,
322. Meri Ungli Pakad Lete Hain aur kehte chhodna mat.
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326. 
     
327. 
     
328. Catch her by her waist…
329. Bring her home..
330. Keep ur hand on her neck
331. Put ur lips on her lips
332. & have a …
333. …nice drink…PEPSI
334. Luv You Oye Bubbly!!
335. 
     
336. Paani mein whiskey milao ta nasha chadta hai. Paani mein Rum milao to nasha chadta hai. Paani mein brandy milao to nasha chadta hai. Saala paani mein hi kuch gadbad hai….
337. `
338. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho… Kuch nahi yaar bas aapki shakal yaad aa gayi!
339. `
340. Munna bhai: Agar bina danto ka kutta kate to kya karna chahiye…???
341. Circuit: simple bhai… Bina sui ka injection lene ka..!!!
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343. Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki k saath deha gaya. 3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath tha
344. Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey…
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346. Which are the 2 latest versions of java.
347. Think… think… think…
348. Marjava & Mitjava
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350. Tum haste raho, nachte raho, muskurate raho, sada khil khilate raho, khush raho aur gungunate raho, mera kya hai, log tumhe hi pagal samzhenge..
351. `
352. Pyar to humein bhi karna tha, par kuch khaas nahi hua. Tajmahal to humein bhi banana tha..
353. par afsoos ke….
354. loan pass nahi hua…
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358. 
     
359. “Na jane kyu rhe rhe ke ek baat hume bahut satati hai,
360. karwa chauth karti hai tumhari bibi umar humari kyu bad jati hai.”
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364. 
     
365. Arz kiya hai!!!…Itne kamjor hue teri judai se…
366. Gaur farmaiye…Itne kamjor hue teri judai se…
367. Ki chinti bhi ab kheech le jaati hai charpai se….
368. `
369. Ek kutiya ne pillon ko janam diya.
370. pillon ne pucha maa papa kahan hain?
371. kutiya boli ” chup raho kameeno papa message padh rahe hain”
372. `
373. Sorry aaplogo ko disturb kiya
374. lekin urgent kaam tha ,
375. kya kui apni 1 photo abhi bejh sakte hai.
376. hum log tash khel raha hai aur joker ka patta kho gaya hai..
377. `
378. Dheere dheere apna bana gaya koi…
379. Humein piyar ke sapne dikha gaya koi…
380. Kya yeh sach much piyaar hai ya rab…
381. Ya phir chuuna laga gaya koi…
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383. Mandir mein jaap karta hoon,
384. Masjid mein adaab karta hoon,
385. Insaan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun
386. isliye roz tujhko SMS karke paap karta hoon.
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390. 
     
391. 
     
392. Difference between Best Friend & Just Friend:
393. When U r in hospital
394. Just Friend asks:
395. Tabiyat kaisi hai?
396. Best Friend asks:
397. Nurse kaisi hai?
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399. Friendship Means:
400. U happy, I happy
401. U sad, I sad
402. U cry, I cry
403. U laugh, I laugh
404. U fell down in mud
405. I Dance Dhinchak Dhinchak..!
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409. RAWAN ke 10 Sar,
410. 20 Aankhein,
411. Par Nazar Ek hi ladki par,
412. 
     
413. Aapka Sar 1,
414. Aakhein 2,
415. Par Nazar har ladki par.
416. 
     
417. Ab batao ki…….?
418. 
     
419. Asli Rawan kaun :-D
420. 
     
421. Wish You HAPPY DASARA!
422. 
     
423. 
     
424. I am sorry yaar,
425. Aaj tak maine tujhe avoid kiya,
426. Kai bar tujhse bat nahi ki,
427. Tujhse hath nahi milaya,
428. Sorry yaar mujhe pata nahi tha ki
429. “AIDS” chhune se nahi failta…
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433. 
     
434. Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna,
435. Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna,
436. Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna,
437. Aur Ek Baath Yaad Rakhna,
438. Aage Wala Ka Paper Apna Samajhna…
439. `
440. Students k Dard ko University Kya Jane
441. College K Riwajon ko Parents Kya Jane
442. Hoti hai Kitni Taqlif 1 Paper Likhne Main
443. Wo Paper Check Karne Wala Kya Jane….
444. `
445. Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
446. Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
447. Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
448. Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai..
449. `
450. Congratulations!
451. Good news for Mumbai University students
452. Exams of Uni have been postponed upto june
453. To confirm goto site
454. www.stopdreaming&startstudying.com
455. `
456. Ye exam ke rishte bhi ajib hote hai,
457. sab apne apne naseeb hote hai,
458. rahte hai nigahon se dur,
459. sale wahi question paper me compulsory hote hai…
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463. 
     
464. 
     
465. Kaash koi exam ke rijalt ka insurance kara dete,
466. To har exam ke pehle premium bhar dete,
467. Paas hote to thik varna insurance claim to kar hi dete.
468. `
469. Lamha Lamha Waqt Guzar Jayega,
470. Chand Lamhon Mein Exams Aa Jayega,
471. Abhi Bhi Waqt Hai Do Line Padh Lo,
472. Warna Pass Kya MUNNA BHAI Karwayega?
473. `
474. Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
475. Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
476. Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
477. Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai?
478. `
479. Na waqt itna k sallybus pura kiya jaye,
480. Na tarkeeb koi k exam pass kiya jaye,
481. Na jane kaun sa dard diya hai is parhai ne…
482. Na roya jaye aur na soya jaye .
483. `
484. 3 sardar after exam 1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha main paper khali chor aya hu.
485. 2nd: Mai bhi!
486. 3rd:Shit yaar, teacher samjhegi hum ne cheating ki hai.
487. `
488. Hum jeete EK bar hai, Marte EK bar hai, Pyar EK bar hota hai,
489. Aur shaadi bhi EK hi bar hoti hai..
490. tO ye EXAMS BAR-BAR KYUN ???
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494. 
     
495. Dil ke dard ko dil torne wale kya jana,
496. Pyar ki rasmo ke yeh zamane wale kya jane,
497. Hoti hai kitni takliff kabar ke niche,
498. Yeh upar se phool charane wale kya jane
499. `
500. Ramlila se Hanuman tha farar,
501. Roll ke liye fit kiya 1 sardar,
502. sardar tha bahut hi kamaal,
503. ped se chalang mar ke bola,
504. “Jo bole so nihal”
505. Sita DARLING sasriyakal….
506. `
507. Ladki: Bhaiya 12 kele dedo
508. Fruit Wala: Ye lo behen.
509. Ladki: Yeh to naram hai thode kadak de do
510. Fruit Wala: kya madam kabhi to khane k liye liya karo..!!!
511. `
512. Jahan ki gurbat me sukun nahi ayega,
513. Gam-e-tohin se kubul nahi ayega.
514. Maklul ki fitrat he ye kafir,
515. Dimag fatt jayega parr yeh sher samaj nahi ayega..!!
516. `
517. Baba ranchoddas said
518. Neend k piche mat bhago,
519. Agar bhagna hai to padhai k piche bago,
520. Neend jhak mar k piche ayegi.
521. All IS WELL
522. `
523. 10th class ka student : Mein fail hona chahta hu
524. Dost : Kyun?
525. Student : Papa ne kaha hai ki 1st aaya,
526. to science dilvaunga, 2nd aaya to arts,
527. fair hua to shadi kara denge!
528. `
529. itni lambi padthe padhte dam nikal jaaye!!!
530. Aasmaan aaj phir se roya hai,
531. Naakaam Aashiqon ke haar mein ek aur moti piroya hai,
532. Koi to bataaye kahan mera mehboob khoya hai,
533. mohabbat ki kabr mein mera yeh pyaar soya hai.
534. `
535. har ilzaam ke hakdaar wo hame bana jate hain,
536. har khata ki saza,wo hamen suna jate hain,
537. hum har baar khamos rah jate hain,
538. kyonki wo har baar apna hone ka haq jata jate hain.
539. `
540. Ek aadmi apne aap me kehta hu ja raha tha ki aisi zindagi se toh maut aachi.
541. Achanak Yamdoot aa gaya aur bola “Tumhari jaan lene ka hukm hai”
542. Aadmi : Lo batao, aab insaan mazaak bhi nahi kar sakta hai kya?
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546. 
     
547. Congrats, U have been awarded
548. An M.B.A degree
549. For not Smsing me.
550. MBA means ‘Member of Bhikari Association’
551. Kindly forward it to all M.B.A’s.
552. `
553. Rose is Lal
554. Sky is Nila,
555. Ur brain is like Khali Patila.
556. Bura maan liya?
557. O.K
558. Rose is red
559. Sky is blue,
560. I born smart
561. What d hell happened to u?
562. Thora sa or bura maan lo!
563. `
564. Taste this SMS
565. Did u feel the taste of ginger?
566. No?
567. Sure?
568. Well…..
569. Bandar kya jaane adrak ka swaad!!
570. `
571. Kamaal tere nakhrey,
572. Kamaal tera style hai,
573. Baat karne ki tameez nahin
574. Aur haath mein mobile hai?
575. `
576. Mosam shabab ka
577. Nasha sharab ka
578. Parda janab ka
579. Aur rang gulab ka
580. In main sabse haseen to dekho
581. SMS parhne wala “Mendak talab ka”
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583.  
584. 
     
585. 
     
586. Exams ke do din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
587. Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
588. Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
589. Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai!
590. `
591. Lamha Lamha waqt guzar jayega…
592. Chund lamhon mein exam aa jayega…
593. Abhi bhi waqt hai, do line parh lo…
594. Warna pass kya Munna Bhai karvaye ga?
595. All the best!
596. `
597. Kash koi exam result ka insurance kara deta,
598. To har exam ka pehle premium bharwa deta,
599. Pass hote to thik hai,
600. Varna insurance claim karva leta…
601. All the best!
602. 
     
603.  
604. ***************************************
605. dil ka dard dil thodnewala kya jaane
606. pyaar ke rizvon ko zamana kya jaane
607. hoti hai kitni takleef ladki patane mein
608. ye ghar pe baitha ladki ka baap kya jaane…
609. 
     
610.  
611. ***************************************
612. 
     
613. Arz kiya hai:
614. Bahaar aane se pehle fiza aa gayi,
615. ki bahaar aane se pehle fize aa gayi,
616. Aur phool khilne se pehle…..
617. …. bakri kha gayi
618. 
     
619.  
620. ***************************************
621. 
     
622. Humne bhi pyaar kiyaa hai zindgi me badi josh ke saath,
623. Humne bhi pyaar kiyaa hai zindgi me badi hosh ke saath,
624. lekin ab hum pyaar karenge badeeeeeeee sochhh ke saath,
625. Kyunki kal shaam usko dekhaa kisi aur ke saaath…
626. 
     
627.  
628. ***************************************
629. 
     
630. 1.
631. Tumse pyaar karte karte hamne kar diya crime….
632. Tumse pyaar karte karte hamne kar diya crime….
633. .
634. .
635. .
636. .
637. 1 is neither composite nor prime”
638. 
     
639. 2.
640. Agar dava chahiyetoh dhundo koi chemist….
641. Agar dava chahiyetoh dhundo koi chemist….
642. .
643. .
644. .
645. .
646. .
647. My NAME IS KHAN and I AM NOT A TERRORIST…
648. 
     
649. 3.
650. Yuh khamosh rehkar tadpogi kabtak….
651. yuh khamosh rehkar tadpogi kabtak….
652. .
653. .
654. .
655. .
656. Cameraman praful ke saath deepak chaurasia AAJ TAK..
657. 
     
658. 4.
659. Arz kiya hai..
660. 
     
661. He is KISSING
662. She is KISSING
663. 
     
664. He is KISSING
665. She is KISSING
666. .
667. .
668. .
669. .
670. * * *Some text missing
671. * * *some text missing
672. 
     
673. 5.
674. Woh mujhe chod ke chali gayi usse pana mein chahun….
675. woh mujhe chod ke chali gayi usse pana mein chahun….
676. .
677. .
678. .
679. .
680. ahun ahun ahun
681. ahun ahun ahun
682. 
     
683. 6.
684. Mehngai ki iss daur mein karna padta hai apne kharche par kabooo..
685. mehnngai ki iss daur mein karna padta hai apne kharche par kabooo..
686. .
687. .
688. .
689. .
690. Ek chutki sindoor ki kimat tum kya jano Ramesh babu…
691. 
     
692. 7.
693. Akbar ne kharide 3-3 ghode..
694. Akbar ne kharide 3-3 ghode..
695. .
696. .
697. .
698. .
699. aja aja dil nichode ….
700. raat ki matki phode…
701. 
     
702. 8.
703. Mein hoon yahan tu hai wahan…
704. Mein hoon yahan tu hai wahan..
705. .
706. .
707. .
708. .
709. LIFEBOUY hai jahan tandurusti hai wahan…
710. 
     
711. 9.
712. Blood donate karne se pehle hamesha uska group janchna…
713. Blood donate karne se pehle hamesha uska group janchna…
714. .
715. .
716. .
717. .
718. BASANTI in kuton ke samne mat nachna….”
719. 
     
720. 10.
721. Ratan Tata ne establish kiya TATA..
722. Ratan Tata ne establish kiya TATA..
723. .
724. .
725. .
726. .
727. 
     
728. “itni sakti hamen dena data ”
729. 
     
730. 11.
731. Arz kiya hai…
732. Ab toh Zindagi ka maksad hai tujhe apnana…
733. Ab toh Zindagi ka maksad hai tujhe apnana…
734. .
735. .
736. .
737. .
738. A for Apple B for Banana…
739. WAH WAH…!!
740. 
     
741. 12.
742. Arz kiya hai…
743. Kal tak thee jo meri present…
744. Kal tak thee jo meri present…
745. .
746. .
747. .
748. .
749. Aaj ho gayee hai past…
750. .
751. .
752. .
753. .
754. Kal tak thee jo meri present…
755. Aaj ho gayee hai past…
756. .
757. .
758. .
759. .
760. Offer valid till stocks last.. :-P
761. 
     
762. 13.
763. Arz kiya hai…
764. Bakre ne maara jo bakri ko seeng……
765. Bakre ne maara jo bakri ko seeng……
766. .
767. .
768. .
769. .
770. Toh Bakri bhi maregi bakre ko seeng.
771. 
     
772. 14. Arz kiya hai…
773. Baith kar girlfriend ki Zulfon ke saaye mai aisa josh aaya…
774. Wah-Wah, Wah-Wah…
775. Baith kar girlfriend ki Zulfon ke saaye mai aisa josh aaya…
776. .
777. .
778. .
779. .
780. Ki Uske papa ne dekh liya aur ICU mai hosh aaya…
781. 
     
782. 15.
783. Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala …
784. .
785. .
786. .
787. .
788. Waah! Waah!
789. .
790. .
791. Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala …
792. .
793. .
794. .
795. .
796. “Maa, Tata Sky Laga Daala To Life Jhingalala ..!!”
797. 
     
798. 16.
799. Teacher to student : 1 chiku ke ped pe 10 kele lage hai, usme se 5 aam gir gaye , to btao ab kitne angoor bache…
800. Raju : Sir 10 hathi bache…
801. Teacher: Arrey waah, tumhe kaise pata chala
802. Raju : Kyunki aaj main tiffin mein methi ke pronthe laaya hun..
803. 
     
804. 17.
805. Romio ne juliet se kaha ek sach
806. .
807. .
808. .
809. .
810. Romio ne juliet se kaha ek sach
811. .
812. .
813. .
814. .
815. 
     
816. Asali masale sach sach MDH…..MDH …!
817. 
     
818. 18.
819. Ek Kana Ladka Kisi ladki ko Propose kare to kaun sa gana Gayega???????
820. 
     
821. ???????????????
822. 
     
823. !!!
824. !!!
825. ….
826. !!!
827. ….
828. 
     
829. Ek Nazar se bhi Pyar Hota hai Maine suna Hai……………………………………..
830. 
     
831. 19.
832. A scientist disconnected his doorbell…….
833. 
     
834. Can u guess why???
835. 
     
836. ????
837. try
838. 
     
839. think!!!
840. 
     
841. donno???
842. cuz
843. .
844. .
845. .
846. .
847. !!!!!!!!
848. 
     
849. He wanted to win the No-bell prize!!!!!!!!!! :P
850. 
     
851. 20.
852. 
     
853. Salma ke pyaar me doob gaya Peter
854. 
     
855. Gaur farmaiye
856. 
     
857. Salma ke pyaar me doob gaya Peter
858. .
859. .
860. .
861. .
862. .
863. .
864. .
865. 
     
866. Ab hero Honda splendor 80 kilometer prati leter
867. 
     
868. 21.
869. 
     
870. 1 ladki ne kiya ladke ko gaal pe kiss
871. 1 ladki ne kiya ladke ko gaal pe kiss
872. .
873. .
874. .
875. .
876. Mutual funds are subjected to market risks……!!!!
877. Wah wah wah
878. 
     
879. 22.
880. 
     
881. World’s most PAINFUL shayari…
882. 
     
883. Dil mai chubhi sui….
884. 
     
885. Arz kiya hai…
886. 
     
887. Dil mai chubhi sui…
888. .
889. .
890. .
891. .
892. Aawaj aayi
893. ****************************************
895. Koi umeed bar nahi atti
896. nakal ki sorat nazar nahi ati
897. 
     
898. staff room mai to khob ronak hai
899. par teacher class mai nahi ati
900. 
     
901. pahlay ati thee theek thak english
902. B.com karnay kay baad zara nahi ati
903. 
     
904. jantay hain parhai hai zawar
905. par tabyat udhar nahi ati
906. 
     
907. parhnay batho to neend ati hai
908. cable lagao to nahi ati
909. 
     
910. canteen hi hai duniya apni
911. wahan bell ki awaz nahi ati
912. 
     
913. teacher mujh ko kahtay hain
914. tum ko fail hottay sharam nahi ati…
915. 
     
916.  
918. ****************************************
919. Hi,
920. Guys I would Like to Share the Following Shayaris &
921. One is the ‘Prem Patra”
922. 
     
923. 1.Tere ishk me janam kya se kya haal ho gaya
924. Badan se badboo aa rahee hai,
925. Nahay jamana ho gaya.
926. 
     
927. 2. Ashq Mile To Pee Lete Hain
928. Aap Kahe To Mar Jayen Hum
929. Aap Kahe To Jee Lete Hain
930. Hum To Hain Un Phoolon Jaise
931. Jo Kaaton Main Bhi Jee Lete Hain
932. 
     
933. Prem Patra
934. 
     
935. To,
936. Johnny Mera Naam
937. Piya Ka Ghar
938. Choukee No. 11
939. Teesri Manzil
940. China Town
941. 
     
942. Date: Nav Do Gyarah
943. 
     
944. My Dear ‘Anamica’:
945. 
     
946. You must be surprised to receive this ‘Prem Patra’
947. from me. Let me make my ‘Pahechan’ to you as ‘Dilwale
948. Dulhaniya Le Jayenge’. Though I am an ‘Awaara’, I am
949. also your ‘Deewana’.
950. 
     
951. I am making you a ‘Prarthna’ to enter my
952. ‘Zindagi’ as a ‘Priyatama’. Even though I
953. do not have any ‘Sambandh’ with you, I still consider
954. you as my ‘Dream Girl’ with ‘Lal Dupatta Malmal Ka’.
955. There are only ‘Do Raaste’ left for me. One is to get
956. your love by ‘Tyag’ or to go the ‘Rangeela’ way.
957. 
     
958. Wouldn’t you like to be ‘Mere Jeevan Saathi’ as you
959. are ‘Lakhon Mein Ek’? I also hope that you Will
960. ‘Guide’ me in ‘Bahar’ as we are made for ‘Ek Duje Ke
961. Liye’.
962. 
     
963. We will live in ‘Naya Zamana’ where we will have a
964. ‘Suhana Safar’. In this ‘Himalay Ki God Mein’, our
965. ‘Bandhan’ is going to tied with ‘Preet Ki Dor’. I
966. hope that we will have nothing but ‘Anand’ in ‘Ye
967. Dillagi’.
968. 
     
969. Aren’t you bored of ‘Akele Hum Akele Tum’ life? Let
970. this ‘Baazigar’ be your ‘Boy Friend’ and we start
971. ‘Pehli Mohabbat’. This ‘Chahat’ is going to lead
972. to a ‘Milan’ where you are going to call me everyday
973. for ‘Aao Pyar Karen’.
974. 
     
975. Now, ‘Phir Kab Miloge’ as ‘Tumse Accha Kaun Hein’? As
976. you know my love is ‘Himalay Se Uncha’ and hopefully
977. our ‘Mulakat’ will be ‘An Evening in Paris’.
978. 
     
979. ‘Aa Gale Lag Jaa’!
980. 
     
981. ‘Hum Aapke Hain Koun…?’
982. 
     
984. ****************************************
985. Hello Friendssssssssssssssss\\\\\\\\\\\sssssss how s everybody
986. 
     
987. 1. Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai
988. kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai …
989. ke kyon kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai?????????????
990. hahaha………….
991. 
     
992. 2.Jab tota ……
993. Jab tota huwa dirty
994. tote se boli mena
995. jab tota huwa dirty
996. tote se boli mena
997. why u worry?????
998. surf excel hai na!!!!!!!!!!!!!
999. 
     
1001. ****************************************
1002. 
      
1003. `
1004. 1 khwab ,1 pyar ,1 haqiqat ho tum .
1005. Dosti me padnewali har zaroorat ho tum.
1006. Jisko roj itne SMS karnepade,woh musibat ho tum.
1007. `
1008. Ab Aur Manzil Pane Ki Hasrat Nahi
1009. Kisi Ki Yaad Me Mar Jane Ki Fitrat Nahi
1010. Aap Jese Dost Jabse Mile
1011. Kisi Aur Ko Dost Banane Ki Jarurat Nahi
1012. `
1013. Kuch dost palbhar me bhula diye jate hai
1014. kuch dost pal-pal yad aate hai
1015. hum apse yahi puchna chahte hai
1016. k dosto ki is kataar me hum kaha aate hai
1017. `
1018. KHUSHI se dil ko aabad karna
1019. GAM ko dil se aazad karna
1020. Bas itni gujaarish hai aapse ki
1021. ho sake to din mein ek baar yaad jaroor karna
1022. `
1023. Zindagi zakhmo se bhari hai,
1024. waqt ko marham banana seekh lo.
1025. Harna toh hai hi maut ke hatho ek din,
1026. Filhaal zindagi ko jeena seekh lo
1027. `
1028. Har yado me usi ki yad rehti hai.
1029. Meri ankho ko usi ki talash rhti hai.
1030. kuch tum b dua kro yaro.
1031. Suna hai dosto ki dua me farishto ki fariyad hoti hai…
1032. `
1033. Khusiyo ka ek sansaar leke ayenge,
1034. Patjhar mein bhi bhar leke ayenge,
1035. Jab bhi pukarenge aap pyaar se,
1036. Zindgi se saansen udhar leke ayenge…
1037. `
1038. Thoda socha hai humne …
1039. thoda jaana hai humne…
1040. Mushkil se magar pehchana hai humne…
1041. Koi aap jaisa na tha na hoga…
1042. isliye dost aapko mana hai humne
1043. `
1044. Lamhe ye Suhane saath ho na ho,
1045. Kal me aaj jaisi koi baat ho na ho,
1046. Aapki dosti hamesha is DIL me rahegi,
1047. Chahe kabhi mulakat ho na ho.
1048. `
1049. Itni dosti naa karo ki bigad jaye hum.
1050. thoda danta bhi karo ki sudhar jaye hum.
1051. ho jaye gar humse koi khata to ho jana khafa,
1052. magar itna bhi nahi k mar hi jaye hum.
1053. `
1054. ZAMANE KI HAR JANNAT TUMHARI HOGI
1055. YE AASMAAN YE ZAMI TUMHARI HOGI
1056. MUJHSE KEH BHI NA PAOGE USKE PEHLE
1057. MERE HISSE KI HAR KHUSHI TUMHARI HOGI
1058. `
1059. bikhri ankhon se moti hum piro na sake teri yaad me sari raat so na sake
1060. beh na jaye ansuon me tasvir ye soch kar
1061. hum ro na sake
1062. `
1063. Gum ki aahat bhi na aaye tere dar par,
1064. pyar ka samunder ka tu bhi ek kinara ho,
1065. kabhi bhool se jo tapke teri aankh se moti,
1066. thame wohi jo tujhe sab se pyara ho !!!
1067. `
1068. Kisi mor pe ham ap ko khoney nahi denge..
1069. Juda hona chaho to honey nahi denge…
1070. Chandni raton man aye gi meri yad…
1071. Meri yad ke wo pal ap ko soney nahi denge
1072. `
1073. Bhulana tumhe na asaan hoga jo bhule tumhe wo nadan hoga aap to baste ho ruh me hamari, bus aap hame na bhulana ye aapka ehsaan hoga.
1074. `
1075. aaj door se hi koi salaam kar gaya,
1076. apni yadon ka gulaam kar gaya ,
1077. apni zingagi girvi rakhi thi jiske paas,
1078. aaj wohi hume nilaam kar gaye……..
1079. `
1080. Khuda ke Ghar se Kuch Gadhe farar hogaye
1081. kuch to pakde gaye
1082. kuch hamare yaar hogaye…
1083. 
      
1084.  
1085. 
      
1086. Jaane kyon Log kaam karte Hain
1087. Jaane Kyon woh office mein marte hain
1088. Jaane Kyon Jaane kyon
1089. Jaane Kyon Jaane Kyon Jaane Kyon
1090. Kaam mein sochiya to bas gum hai
1091. kaam mein jo zulam ho woh kam hai
1092. kaam par sar jhukana padta hai
1093. dukh hoka muskurana padta hai
1094. zehar kyon zindage mein bharte hai
1095. jaane kyon log kaam karte hain
1096. jaane kyon jaane kyon
1097. jaane kyon jaane kyon jaane kyon
1098. Kaam bin jeene mein rakha kya hai
1099. kaam jisko nahi woh kadka hai
1100. kaam sau ki note laata hai
1101. kaam hi pet bhar khilata hai
1102. log mar mar ke kaam karte hai
1103. jaane kyon khush rehte darte hai
1104. jaane kyon jaane kyon
1105. jaane kyon jaane kyon jaane kyon
1106. kaam ek badi musibat hai
1107. kaam har kisi ki zaroorat hai
1108. hoooo kaam pe yeh jhooth hai sachche
1109. arre kaam pe sab jhooth hai achche
1110. hooo aage kya khak log badhte hai
1111. ek hi post par woh sadte hai
1112. Jaane Kyooooooooooooooooo oooooon.. ..
1113. KAAM TOH AISE HI SAB KARTE HAI
1114. JAANE KYON AAP HI BIDADTE HAI
1115. JAAAANE KYOOOOON JAAANE KYO
1116. 
      
1117.  
1119. ****************************************
1120. 
      
1121. 
      
1122. Bandar ki Beti Apne Baap se Boli
1123. Papa Papa Mujhe Shadi Karni Hai
1124. Beta thoda intezar karo kyonki
1125. Dulha Abhi SMS Read Kar Rahi hai
1126. 
      
1127. PANI AANAY KI BAAT KARTE HOO
1128. DIL JALANE KI BAAT KARTE HOO
1129. CHAR DIN SE MOO NAHI DHOIYA
1130. TUM NAHANE KI BAAT KARTE HOO
1131. 
      
1132. Jis taraf dekho apka hi naam hai
1133. Jis taraf dekho apka hi naam hai
1134. upar likha hai most wanted
1135. neeche 25 paise ka inaam hai
1136. 
      
1137. usne mehndi laga rakhi thi
1138. humne uski doli utha rakhi thi
1139. hum ko maloom tha ke woh bewafa niklegi
1140. issi liye humne uski behan pata rakhi thi
1141. 
      
1142. APPLE KAT’TA HO KNIFE SE
1143. PANI PITA HO PIPE SE
1144. KIYA ZAMANA AGAYA HAI
1145. JUTAI KHATA HO TUM WIFE SE
1146. 
      
1147. Ishq Me Dekh Tera Kya Haal Ho Gaya,
1148. Badan Se Badbu Maar Rahi Hai,
1149. Tujhe Nahaye Hue Zamana Ho Gaya.
1150. 
      
1151. Internet par ladki pataayi
1152. Internet par ho gayi sagaayi
1153. Internet par divorce ho gaya
1154. Is bahaane computer ka course ho gaya
1155. 
      
1156. PYAR MAIN KISI NE DHOKHA KHAYA
1157. TO KISI NE KASAM KHAI HAI
1158. Tum WO MAJNOO HAI
1159. JIS NE SIRF LAAT KHAI HAI
1160. 
      
1161. Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
1162. Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
1163. Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
1164. Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!
1165. 
      
1166. Na ishq karna mere yaar
1167. ye ladkiya bahut satati hai
1168. na karna in par aitbar
1169. ye kharch bahut karwati hai
1170. recharge tum karwa ke dete ho
1171. or number mera lagati hai
1172. 
      
1173. Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi
1174. Liya paper aur tasveer aapki banayi
1175. Socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge
1176. Magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi…
1177. 
      
1178. Umeedo ki manjil toot gayi
1179. Aankho se ashqo ki dhara beh gayi
1180. Are tumahri bhi kya izaat reh gayi
1181. Jab class ki ladki bhaiya keh gayi..
1182. 
      
1183. Pyaar Ise Kehte Hain
1184. Jawani ko zindage ki nikhaar kehte hain,
1185. pathjad ko chaman ka majdhaar kehte hain,
1186. Ajeeb chalan hain duniya ka yaaro,
1187. Ek Dhoka hain Jise hum sab PYAAR kehte hain!
1188. 
      
1189. Hum aise aashik hain jo gulab ko kamal bana denge,
1190. Uski har adaa par ghazal bana denge,
1191. Agar wo aa jayegi meri zindagi me,
1192. To lalu ki kasam Bihar me bhi Tajmahal bana denge.
1193. 
      
1194. DOSTI KI KADAR KARTE HAI HUM
1195. AASMA MEIN SITARE HAI JITNE
1196. YAKIN NA HO TO CALL KAR KE DEKHLO
1197. BAAT KARENGEY AAPKE MOBILE MEIN PAISE HO JITNE
1198. 
      
1199. Yeh jo hasinao ke baal hote hai,
1200. ladko ko fasane ke jaal hote hai,
1201. pee jati hai sara khoon ladko ka
1202. tabhi to gaal itne laal hote hai..
1203. 
      
1204. Tum door sahi majboor sahi,
1205. par yaad tumhari aati hai,
1206. Jab saans wahan par
1207. leti ho toh badboo yahaan par aati hai
1208. 
      
1209. DOSTI KI KADAR KARTE HAI HUM
1210. AASMA MEIN SITARE HAI JITNE
1211. YAKIN NA HO TO CALL KAR KE DEKHLO
1212. BAAT KARENGEY AAPKE MOBILE MEIN PAISE HO JITNE
1213. 
      
1214. Majnu ko Laila ka SMS nahi aaya
1215. Usne 3 din se khana nahi khaya.
1216. Woh marne wala hai Laila ke pyar mein,
1217. Aur Laila baithi hai SMS free hone ke intezar mein.
1218. 
      
1219. Har gali phoolon se saja rakhi hai,
1220. Har chowk pe ladkiyan bitha rakhi hai,
1221. Na jane kis raste se aap aaoge,
1222. Isliye har ladki ko ek-ek raakhi thama rakhi hai.
1223. 
      
1225. ****************************************
1226. 
      
1227. 1) tum aa gaye ho
1228. noor aa gaya hai
1229. chalo teeno movie chalen
1230. ——————————————–
1231. 2) Maine tujhe sau-sau khat likhe,
1232. tune kisi ka bhi jawab nahi diya;
1233. kahin tere dil mein raddi ki tokri to nahi?
1234. ———————————————
1235. 3) Jee karta hai ki teri nili nili
1236. aankhon main dub jaoon
1237. Jee karta hai ki teree nili nili
1238. aankhon main dub jaoon
1239. 
      
1240. chapaaak!!!!!
1241. ———————————————
1242. 4) Yeh aankhen hai ya neeli jheel?
1243. Yeh aankhen hai ya neeli jheel?
1244. So? What’s the big deal?
1245. ———————————————
1246. 5) Gum woh cheez hai.
1247. Gum woh cheez hai.
1248. Jisse kagaz chipkaye jaate hai.
1249. ———————————————
1250. 6) Khud ko kar buland itnaa
1251. Ke’ Himaalay ki choti pe jaa pahunche
1252. aur khuda tumse puche
1253. ‘Abe sale gadhe. ab utrega kaise ‘
1254. ————————————————
1255. 7) Door se dekha to paani baras raha tha
1256. Door se dekha to paani baras raha tha
1257. Paas gaya. to bheeg gaya.
1258. 
      
1259.  
1261. ****************************************
1262. Hasna Zaruri Hai..
1263. Khush Ho Tum Tu Khushi Meri Ho
1264. Ro Tum Tu Ankhen Num Meri Hon
1265. Ae Dost Hamari Dosti Itni Gehri Ho K
1266. Sarak K Us Paar Tum Pito Aur Ghalti Meri Ho
1267. 
      
1268. Khuda Karay K Tum Ko Judai Na Milay
1269. Kabhi Bhi Tanhai Na Milay
1270. Mujhay Sms Na Karo To Kuch Aisa Ho
1271. K Mosam Ho Sardi Ka Or Tum Ko Razai Na Milay
1272. 
      
1273. Girl: (Emotionaly)
1274. Darte hain agg say kahin jal na jayen..
1275. Darte hain Khwab say Kahin Toot Na jayen..
1276. Lakin Sub Say Ziada Darty hain Es baat say…
1277. Kay App Hamain KAhin Bhool Na jaye..
1278. 
      
1279. Boy : Yeh mat sochna ki hum bhool jayenge tuemhe…
1280. Door rehkar bhi hamesha chahenge tumhe…
1281. Agar Dost bankar raas na aaye to…..
1282. Bhoot bankar darayenge tumhee…
1283. 
      
1284. Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
1285. Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
1286. Aur humare dil se awaaz nikalii….
1287. Fiteh Mooh…Tusin Ethe vii aa gaye !!!
1288. 
      
1289. Dil se ek ishq ki Ek application kar raha hoon.
1290. Pyaar se ‘debug’ karna mein wait kar raha hoon.
1291. Tumhaare intezaar mein neend aayee so gaya.
1292. Yeh dekho mera connection’time out’ ho gaya
1293. 
      
1294. Bhehar ki gali main paan ki dukan
1295. Devdas ne dekhi Paro Ki muskan,
1296. Devdas ne khilaya paro ko paan,
1297. Khake paan Paro bolo”Shukriya Bhai Jan”
1298. 
      
1299. Bolaa dukaan-daar, ke kyaa chahiye tumhain
1300. Jo bhii kaho gai merii dukaan per wo paogai
1301. maine kahaa ke kutte ke khaane kaa cake hai
1302. bolaa yahiin pe khaaoge yaa leke jaaogai
1303. 
      
1304. Kar diya izhare-ishq hamne telephone par,
1305. laakh rupaye ki bat thi,
1306. do rupaye main ho gayee (wah wah)
1307. 
      
1308. Kaash Tere Chehre Pe
1309. Chickenpox Ke Daag Hote
1310. Chand To Tum Ho Hi
1311. Sitare Bhi Saath Hote
1312. hasana mana hai
1313. 
      
1314. Khirki khuli zulfein bikhri
1315. Dilne kaha dildar nikla
1316. Par haire meri footi kismat
1317. Nahaya hua sardar nikla …
1319. ****************************************
1320. Maths Sir: A=B,
1321. B=C, SO A=C.
1322. prove this method wit example.
1323. Student: sir,
1324. i love u. U love ur daughter. So i love ur daughter,
1325. Thats all sir.
1326. 
      
1327. Jaha Dosti Waha pyar
1328. jaha Pyaar Waha isq
1329. Jaha Ishq Waha Mohabat
1330. Jaha Mohabat waha Judai
1331. Jaha Judai Waha Dard
1332. Jaha Dard Waha ‘ZANDU BAM’.
1333. 
      
1334. Nikli Pyar Ki Baat To Tum Yad Aye
1335. Uthe Dil Me Wo Jazbat To Tum Yad Aye
1336. Yu To Dil Mera Bebas N Rehta Tha
1337. Par Badle Jab Halaat To Tum Yad Aaye…
1338. 
      
1339. Farebi Thi Wo Apni Mashuka Samaj Betha
1340. BEWFA Ko Apni ZINDGI Samaj Betha
1341. Hm BEWAKUF the Ya Bad-Nasibi Hmari
1342. Uski DILLAGI ko Chahat Smaj Betha..
1343. 
      
1344. PAISA Ayega Jayega
1345. PYAR Ayega Jayega
1346. Lekin Is DOST ka SMS
1347. Ayega
1348. Ayega
1349. Aur
1350. Aata hi Rahega…
1351. 
      
1352. 
      
1353. Rah rah ke apki yad aati hai.Sms na aane ke wajah satati hai.soch rahe zarur koi gam hai.Ya phir aap ke cell main paise kam hai.
1354. 
      
1355. Tumko dekha toh ye khayal aaya,
1356. Tumko dekha toh ye khayal aaya,
1357. Ke pagalon ke stock main naya maal ayaa….
1358. 
      
1359. Khud ko kar buland itna,
1360. Ke himalaya ke chhoti pe ja pahunche,
1361. Aur khuda tujh se puchhe,
1362. Aabe gadhe ab utre ga kaise.
1363. 
      
1364. Agar Hume Dil Mein Basaogi,
1365. To Heart-Attack Se Mar Jaogi
1366. 
      
1367. Agar Hume Aankhon Mein Basaogi,
1368. To Chasme Ka Number Badaogi
1369. 
      
1370. Agar Hamara Picha Karogi,
1371. To Gatar Mein Ja Girogi
1372. 
      
1373. Tum nay meray janazay main akar kiya muskura diya..
1374. 
      
1375. bijli chamak gaye sara kafan jala diya…
1376. 
      
1377. aashiq apni mehbooba ka aisi dhoop mein intjaar karte hai
1378. jis dhoop mein majdoor kaam karne se inkaar karte hai.
1379. 
      
1380. Koi bhi cream lagane se kuch nhi hota.Agr sundar dikhna hai to khoob rootho… Kyunki… Koi haseena jab ruth jati hai to or bhi haseen ho jati hai
1381. 
      
1382. Ek gaon me thi pan ki dukhan,
1383. Paro ne di devdas ko muskan,
1384. Devdas ne khilaya Paro ko pan,
1385. Paro ne kaha Shukriya bhaijaan.
1386. 
      
1387.  
1389. ****************************************
1390. (Sorry to Nasir Ahmed Nasir famous Urdu poet of ‘Jab se tune diwana bana rakha
1391. hai, Sang her Shakhsh ne hathooN me Utha rakha hai’)
1392. 
      
1393. Jab se begum ne mujhe murga bana rakha hai
1394. MaiN ne nazrooN ki tarha sir bhi jhuka rakha hai
1395. 
      
1396. Bartano! Aaj merey sir pe barastey kyoN ho
1397. MaiN ne tum ko to hamesha se dhula rakha hai
1398. 
      
1399. Pehley Belen ne banaya tha merey sir pe Ghomer
1400. aur ab Chimtey ne mera gaal saja rakha hai
1401. 
      
1402. Sarey kaprey to jala daley haiN begum ne
1403. tan chupaney ko Banyan phata rakha hai
1404. 
      
1405. Wahi Dunya maiN muqadder ka Sikander yahaN Tehra
1406. Jis ne khod ko abhi Shaadi se bacha rakha hai
1407. 
      
1408. Pi ja is maar ki talkhi ko bhi haNs ker Nasir
1409. Maar khaney maiN bhi Qudrat ne maza rakha hai
1410. 
      
1411.  
1413. ****************************************
1414. Mere Marne ke baad aey dost aansoo mat bahana…
1415. agar yaad aaye meri to seedhe upar chale aana…
1416. Agar waha me na dikhu to samajh lena tu narak me hai…
1417. 
      
1418. Arz hai unki galiyon ke chakkar kaat kaatte
1419. kutte hamare yaar ho gaye,
1420. wo to hamare na ho sake par hum
1421. kutton ke sardar ho gaye…
1422. 
      
1423. Dil k dard ko zuba par laate nahi,
1424. hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahi,
1425. Zakhm chahe kitne hi gahre kyo na ho,
1426. hum DETTOL k siva kuch laagate nahi.
1427. 
      
1428. Tum paas hot to tujhpe pyar aata hai,
1429. Tum door ho to tera intezaar satata hai.
1430. Kya kahe is dil ki haalat ki,
1431. Tujhe yaad kar karke hume bukhaar ho jaata hai.
1432. 
      
1433. Amiri ke khwab Dekhne laga,
1434. Angreji Sharab Chakhane laga,
1435. Baap ne kabhi Pager nahi dekha,
1436. aur beta Mobile rakhne laga!!!
1437. 
      
1438. Mandir mein jap karta hoon,
1439. Masjid mein adab karta hoon,
1440. insan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun
1441. isliye roz tujhko SMS karke pap karta hoon
1442. 
      
1443. Hotho se jo choo liya,
1444. Ehsaas Aab tak hai,
1445. Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain…
1446. Aur kyo na ho… Khayi Bhi to ‘HARI Mirchi…’-hai. ..
1447. 
      
1448. Andhe ke hath me “TORCH”,
1449. Bahare ke hath me “RADIO”,
1450. Gunge ke hath me “MIKE”,
1451. AUR AAP KE HATH ME “MOBILE”
1452. WAH WAH Kya Jamana Aaya hai!!!
1453. 
      
1454. Mulk ki bhi ek sarhad hoti hai,
1455. Bacche ki bhi ek zid hoti hai,
1456. Aur kitna intezar karu tere sms ka,
1457. arre yaar kanjusi ki bhi ek haad hoti hai.
1458. 
      
1459. Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhai me,
1460. Dil duba hai gamo ki gahrai me,
1461. hume mat dhundo duniya ki bhid me,
1462. hum milenge tumhe fir kisi,
1463. free SMS ki scheme me.
1464. 
      
1465. Phoolon ne Amrit ka jaam bheja hai,
1466. Sooraj ne gagan se Salam bheja hai,
1467. Mubarak ho Aapko nayi subhah,
1468. Tahe-Dil se Humne ye Paigaam bheja hai
1469. Good Morning
1470. 
      
1471. Najre Jhuki to Paimane bane,
1472. Dil tute to Maikhane bane,
1473. Kuch to jaroor khas hai aap mein..
1474. Hum yoon hi nahi aapke Diwane Bane…
1475. 
      
1476. Gadha jo khaye wo Ghas ho tum,
1477. Buddhe ka Chyawanprash ho tum,
1478. Idiot stupid bakwas ho tum,
1479. Par jo bhi ho yar, Dost Jhakaas ho tum…
1480. 
      
1481. Lehar aati hai, kinare se palat jati hai,
1482. yaad aati hai, dil mein simat jati hai,
1483. don! o mein farakh sirf itna hai,
1484. lehar bewaqt aati hai, aur yaad har waqt aati hai.
1485. 
      
1486. jab dosti ki dastaan waqt sunayega,
1487. hum ko bhi koi shaks yaad ayega ,
1488. tab bhool jayenge zindagi ke gamon ko ,
1489. jab AAp ke saath guzra waqt yaad ayega
1490. 
      
1491. Kabhi badli hui takdir nazar ati hai,
1492. yado ki bas ek zanjir nazar ati hai ,
1493. pade bhi to kya pade
1494. yaar- mujhe mobile me bhi teri tasveer nazar ati hai,
1495. 
      
1496. Shadi karna tha par kismat khuli nahi,
1497. TAJMAHAL Bana tha par MUMTAZ mili nahi,
1498. Ab kismat khuli, Shadi hue,
1499. ab TAZ banana chahta hu,
1500. par ye MUMTAZ marti nahi!
1501. 
      
1502. Bhul se kabhi hame bhi yaad kiya karo,
1503. Pyar nahi to Shikayat hi kiya karo,
1504. Itna bhi gair na samjho ki baat hi na kiya karo,
1505. Phone nahi to SMS hi kiya karo….
1506. 
      
1507. Aap jaise log kuch khaas lagte hain.
1508. man main har waqt hum ek aas rakhte hai.
1509. najane kab aa jaye aap ka sms
1510. is liye cell ko dil ke paas rakhte hai.
1511. 
      
1512. Jindagi behaal hai,
1513. Sur hai naa taal hai,
1514. Msgbox bhi kangal hai,
1515. kya aapki sms factory me hadtal hai,
1516. yaar kuch to bhejo ye meri mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai.
1517. 
      
1518. Is dil mein yaadon ke mele hain,
1519. tum bin bahut akele hain,
1520. sab kuch chodke tume SMS kar rele hain,
1521. dekho hum kitne wele
1522. 
      
1523. Nazar tumhari, Nazar hamari,
1524. Nazar ne dil ki nazar utari,
1525. Nazar ne dekha nazar ko aise,
1526. ki nazar dosti ko lage na hamari.
1527. 
      
1528. Tussi hasde ho saanu hassan vaste,
1529. Tussi ronde ho saanu rovvan vaset,
1530. Tussi 1 vaar ruske te vekho,
1531. Mar jayenge tuhanu manaan vaste.
1532. 
      
1533. Baadal kitne khushnaseeb hai,
1534. Door rahkar bhi zameen par baraste hai,
1535. Hum kitne badnaseeb hai,
1536. Paas rahkar bhi milne ko taraste hai.
1537. 
      
1538. Dosti ka pehala pegam aapke naam,
1539. Zindagi ki akhari sham aapke naam..
1540. Iss safar main humsafar hain hum dono,
1541. Is dosti ko nibhana hain aapka kaam.
1542. 
      
1543. is kadar hamari chahat ka imtihan na lijiye.
1544. Kyu ho humse khafa, bayan to kijiye,
1545. Kar dijiye maaf agar ho gaye humse khata,
1546. Yu yaad na karke saza na dijiye.
1547. 
      
1548. Rishton ki ye duniye hai niraali,
1549. Sab riston se pyaari hai dosti tumhaar! i.
1550. Manzoor hai aansu bhi aakho mein hamaree,
1551. Agar aa jaaye muskaan hot pe tumahari.
1552. 
      
1553. Khuda se thoda raham khareed lete,
1554. Aap ke zakhmo ka marham khareed lete.
1555. Agar kahi bikti khushiya meri,
1556. To saari bech kar aap ka har ghum khareed lete.
1557. 
      
1558. Jam pe jam pine se kya fayda,
1559. Sham ko pi subah utar jayegi.
1560. Arey do boond dosti ke pi le,
1561. Zindagi saari nashe mein guzar jayegi.
1562. 
      
1563. Fiza mein mehekti ek shaam ho tum,
1564. Pyar mein chalakta jam ho tum.
1565. Seene main chupaye phirte hai hum yaad tumahari,
1566. Meri zindagi ka dusra naam ho tum.
1567. 
      
1568. Vaade pe o aitbaar nahi karte,
1569. Hum zikre mohabbat sare bazaar nahi karte.
1570. Darta hai dil unki ruswai se,
1571. Aur who sochte hai hum unse pyar nahi karte.
1572. 
      
1573. Har kadam par imtihaan leti hai zindagi,
1574. Har waqt naya sadma deti hai zindagi.
1575. Hum jindagi se kya shikwa kare,
1576. Aap jaise dost bhi to deti hai zindagi.
1577. 
      
1578. Kaash who nagme hame sunaye na hote,
1579. Aaj unko sun kar aansu aye na hote.
1580. Agar isi tarah bhool hi jaana tha,
1581. To itni gehrai se dil me samaye na hote.
1582. 
      
1583. Har khushi kam hai,
1584. Tera gum bhulane ke liye,
1585. Ek tera gum hi kaafi hai,
1586. Mujhe umr bhar rulane ke liye
1587. 
      
1588. Dil Ki Basti Bikhar Gayi Hoti
1589. Ke Rooh Ke Zakhm Bhar Gaye Hote
1590. Yeh Zindagi To Aap Ki Amaanat Hai Warna
1591. Hum To Kab Ke Mar Gaye Hote
1592. 
      
1593. Unke Bewafai Par Wafa Hum Karenge
1594. Yaad Ko Unki Dil Se Juda Hum Karenge
1595. Itna Chaha Phir Bhi Yakeen Nahin
1596. Aise Zindagi Jee Kar Kya Karenge
1597. 
      
1598. Mere Jineke Liye Tera Armaan Hi Kafi Hai .
1599. Dil Ke Kalam Se Likhi Ye ! Dastaan Hi Kafi Hai.
1600. Tir-E-Talwaar Ki Tujhe Kya Zaroorat-E-Nazneen,
1601. Qatl Karne Ke Liye Teri Muskaan hi Kafi Hai
1602. 
      
1603. Ittefaq se hum mile,
1604. Ittefaq se aap hume pasand aaye,
1605. Ittefaq se hum dost bane,
1606. Humari dosti ab ittefaq nahi,
1607. Zindagi ki khoobsurat hakikat hai.
1608. 
      
1609. Yun durr reh! kar duriyon ko badaya nahi karte,
1610. Apne deewano ko sataya nahi karte,
1611. Har waqt bas jise tumhara khyal ho,
1612. Usey apni awaaz ke liye tadpaya nahi karte.
1613. 
      
1614. Zamane se nahi to tanhai se darta hu,
1615. Pyar se nahi to ruswai se darta hu,
1616. Milne ki umang bahot hoti hai dil me,
1617. Lekin milne ke baad teri judai se darta hu.
1618. 
      
1619. Hum to dil deneko taiyar baithe hai,
1620. Darde mohabbat karne ko taiyar baite hai,
1621. Par hai re meri futi kismat,
1622. Koi dil leneko hi taiyar nahi.
1623. 
      
1624. Bekabu hai dil fir bhi jiya ja raha hu,
1625. Khali hao botal fir bhi piya ja raha hu,
1626. Majburi to dekho is dil ki.
1627. Reply nahi mil raha fir bhi msg kiya ja raha hu.
1628. 
      
1629. Wo ruthe is kadar ki manaya na gaya,
1630. Durr itne ho gaye ki pass bulaya na gaya,
1631. Dil to dil tha samundar ka sahil nahi,
1632. Likh diya naam to fir mitaya na gaya.
1633. 
      
1634. Tumse doori ka ehsaas jab satane laga,
1635. Tere saath guzra har lamha yaad aane laga,
1636. Jabbhi tumhe bhulne ki koshish ki,
1637. Ae dost tu dil ke aur paas ! aane laga..
1638. 
      
1639. Ham tere dil mein rahenge ek yaad bankar,
1640. Tere lab pa khilenge muskaan bankar,
1641. Kabhi hamein apne se juda na samajhna,
1642. Hum tere saath challenge aasmaan bankar.
1643. 
      
1644. Haqiqat samjho ya afsana,
1645. Begana kaho ya deewana,
1646. Suno is dil ka fasana,
1647. Teri dosti hai mere jeene ka bahana..
1648. 
      
1649. Kuch nasha to aapki baat ka hai
1650. Kuch nasha to dheemi barsaat ka hai
1651. Hame aap yuhi sharabi na kahiye,
1652. Yeh dil par asar to aapse mulaqat ka hai.
1653. 
      
1654. Chand adhura hai sitaro ke bina,
1655. gulshan adhura hai bahaaro ke bina,
1656. samundar adhura hau kinaro ke bina,
1657. jeena adhura hai tum jaise yaaro ke bina!!!
1658. 
      
1659. Kalam uthayi hai lafs nahi milta,
1660. jisko dhoond rahein hain vo shaks nahi milta,
1661. firte hain vo jamaane ki talaash mein,
1662. bas humare liye unhe waqt nahi milta!!!
1663. 
      
1664. Dil mein umeedo ki shamma jala rakhi hai,
1665. humne apni alag duniya basa rakhi hai,
1666. is umeed ke saath ki a! ayega SMS aapka,
1667. humne mobile par nazrein jama rakhi hain…
1668. 
      
1669. Main uski yaad mein ban gaya baraf ka gola
1670. Main uski yaad mein ban gaya baraf ka gola
1671. aur vo boli ki Thanda matlab Coca Cola
1672. 
      
1673. Yadd Karte hai tumhe tanhai mein,
1674. dil dooba hai gamo ki gehrai mein,
1675. hamein mat dhoonndho duniya ki bhid mein,
1676. hum milenge tumhe phir kisi, free SMS ki scheme mein.
1677. 
      
1678.  
1680. ****************************************
1681. Tumsa koi doosra zameen par hua,
1682. Toh Rab se shikayat hogi….
1683. Ek toh jhella nahi jaata,
1684. Doosra aa gaya to kya halat hogi!!!
1685. 
      
1686. Propose karne ka sher:
1687. Kutta mar gaya rajaai mein,
1688. Main paagal ho gaya teri judaai mein
1689. Haathi nadi mein beh nahin sakta,Apun tere bina reh nahin sakta…
1690. 
      
1691. 1 admi ke paas 1 kauwa tha
1692. Wo bahut naram-mulayam tha
1693. To aadmi uska naam kya rakhega ?
1694. .@
1695. :-C
1696. :'(
1697. :)
1698. ;-)
1699. :-)
1700. My-Crow-Soft !
1701. 
      
1702. What is the diff. Between dava & daru?
1703. Ans: Dava is like girlfriend that comes with expiry date.
1704. Daru is like WIFE, jitni PURANI hogi UTNA sir CHAD ke bolegi…
1705. 
      
1706.  
1708. ****************************************
1709. Na Chmistry hoti na main Student hota
1710. Na ye Lab hoti Na Ye Accident Hota
1711. 
      
1712. Abhi Practical main ayee nazar Ek Larki
1713. Sundar thi Naak Us ki Test Tube Jaisi
1714. 
      
1715. Baton main Us ki Glucose ki Mithas thi
1716. Sanson main Ester ki Khushboo bhi sath thi
1717. 
      
1718. Aankhon se jhalakta tha kuch is Tarah ka Pyaar
1719. Bin Piye hi ho jata hai Alcohol ka Khumar
1720. 
      
1721. Benzene sa hota tha Uski Presence ka Ehsaas
1722. Andhere main hota tha Radium ka Ahsas
1723. 
      
1724. Nazrain mileen, reaction hua
1725. Kuch is tarah Love ka Production hua
1726. 
      
1727. 
      
1728. Khush Ho Tum Tu Khushi Meri Ho
1729. Ro Tum Tu Ankhen Num Meri Hon
1730. Ae Dost Hamari Dosti Itni Gehri Ho K
1731. Sarak K Us Paar Tum Pito Aur Ghalti Meri Ho
1732. 
      
1733. Khuda Karay K Tum Ko Judai Na Milay
1734. Kabhi Bhi Tanhai Na Milay
1735. Mujhay Sms Na Karo To Kuch Aisa Ho
1736. K Mosam Ho Sardi Ka Or Tum Ko Razai Na Milay
1737. 
      
1738. Girl : (Emotionaly)
1739. Darte hain agg say kahin jal na jayen..
1740. darte hain Khwab say Kahin Toot Na jayen..
1741. Lakin Sub Say Ziada Darty hain Es baat say…
1742. Kay App Hamain KAhin Bhool Na jaye..
1743. Boy :
1744. Yeh mat sochna ki hum bhool jayenge tuemhe…
1745. Door rehkar bhi hamesha chahenge tumhe…
1746. Agar Dost bankar raas na aaye to…..
1747. Bhoot bankar darayenge tumhee…
1748. 
      
1749. Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
1750. Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
1751. Aur humare dil se awaaz nikalii….
1752. Fiteh Mooh…Tusin Ethe vii aa gaye !!!
1753. 
      
1754. Dil se ek ishq ki Ek application kar raha hoon.
1755. Pyaar se ‘debug’ karna mein wait kar raha hoon.
1756. Tumhaare intezaar mein neend aayee so gaya.
1757. Yeh dekho mera connection’time out’ ho gaya
1758. 
      
1759. Bhehar ki gali main paan ki dukan
1760. Devdas ne dekhi Paro Ki muskan,
1761. Devdas ne khilaya paro ko paan,
1762. Khake paan Paro bolo”Shukriya Bhai Jan”
1763. 
      
1764. Bolaa dukaan-daar, ke kyaa chahiye tumhain
1765. Jo bhii kaho gai merii dukaan per wo paogai
1766. maine kahaa ke kutte ke khaane kaa cake hai
1767. bolaa yahiin pe khaaoge yaa leke jaaogai
1768. 
      
1769. Kar diya izhare-ishq hamne telephone par,
1770. laakh rupaye ki bat thi,
1771. do rupaye main ho gayee (wah wah)
1772. 
      
1773. Kaash Tere Chehre Pe
1774. Chickenpox Ke Daag Hote
1775. Chand To Tum Ho Hi
1776. Sitare Bhi Saath Hote
1777. 
      
1778. Khirki khuli zulfein bikhri
1779. Dilne kaha dildar nikla
1780. Par haire meri footi kismat
1781. Nahaya hua sardar nikla..
1782. 
      
1783.  
1785. ****************************************
1786. Unke Bewafai Par Wafa Hum Karenge
1787. Yaad Ko Unki Dil Se Juda Hum Karenge
1788. Itna Chaha Phir Bhi Yakeen Nahin
1789. Aise Zindagi Jee Kar Kya Karenge
1790. 
      
1791. Mere Jineke Liye Tera Armaan Hi Kafi Hai .
1792. Dil Ke Kalam Se Likhi Ye ! Dastaan Hi Kafi Hai.
1793. Tir-E-Talwaar Ki Tujhe Kya Zaroorat-E-Nazneen,
1794. Qatl Karne Ke Liye Teri Muskaan hi Kafi Hai
1795. 
      
1796. Ittefaq se hum mile,
1797. Ittefaq se aap hume pasand aaye,
1798. Ittefaq se hum dost bane,
1799. Humari dosti ab ittefaq nahi,
1800. Zindagi ki khoobsurat hakikat hai.
1801. 
      
1802. Yun durr reh! kar duriyon ko badaya nahi karte,
1803. Apne deewano ko sataya nahi karte,
1804. Har waqt bas jise tumhara khyal ho,
1805. Usey apni awaaz ke liye tadpaya nahi karte.
1806. 
      
1807. Zamane se nahi to tanhai se darta hu,
1808. Pyar se nahi to ruswai se darta hu,
1809. Milne ki umang bahot hoti hai dil me,
1810. Lekin milne ke baad teri judai se darta hu.
1811. 
      
1812. Hum to dil deneko taiyar baithe hai,
1813. Darde mohabbat karne ko taiyar baite hai,
1814. Par hai re meri futi kismat,
1815. Koi dil leneko hi taiyar nahi.
1816. 
      
1817. Bekabu hai dil fir bhi jiya ja raha hu,
1818. Khali hao botal fir bhi piya ja raha hu,
1819. Majburi to dekho is dil ki.
1820. Reply nahi mil raha fir bhi msg kiya ja raha hu.
1821. 
      
1822. Wo ruthe is kadar ki manaya na gaya,
1823. Durr itne ho gaye ki pass bulaya na gaya,
1824. Dil to dil tha samundar ka sahil nahi,
1825. Likh diya naam to fir mitaya na gaya.
1826. 
      
1827. Tumse doori ka ehsaas jab satane laga,
1828. Tere saath guzra har lamha yaad aane laga,
1829. Jabbhi tumhe bhulne ki koshish ki,
1830. Ae dost tu dil ke aur paas ! aane laga..
1831. 
      
1832. Ham tere dil mein rahenge ek yaad bankar,
1833. Tere lab pa khilenge muskaan bankar,
1834. Kabhi hamein apne se juda na samajhna,
1835. Hum tere saath challenge aasmaan bankar.
1836. 
      
1837.  
1839. ****************************************
1840. Kabhi badli hui takdir nazar ati hai,
1841. yado ki bas ek zanjir nazar ati hai ,
1842. pade bhi to !kya pade
1843. yaar- mujhe mobile me bhi teri tasveer nazar ati hai,
1844. 
      
1845. Shadi karna tha par kismat khuli nahi,
1846. TAJMAHAL Bana tha par MUMTAZ mili nahi,
1847. Ab kismat khuli!, Shadi hue,
1848. ab TAZ banana chahta hu,
1849. par ye MUMTAZ marti nahi!
1850. 
      
1851. Bhul se kabhi hame bhi yaad kiya karo,
1852. Pyar nahi to Shikayat hi kiya karo,
1853. Itna bhi gair na samjho ki baat hi na kiya karo,
1854. Phone nahi to SMS hi kiya karo….
1855. 
      
1856. Aap jaise log kuch khaas lagte hain.
1857. man main har waqt hum ek aas rakhte hai.
1858. najane kab aa jaye aap ka sms
1859. is liye cell ko dil ke paas rakhte hai.
1860. 
      
1861. Jindagi behaal hai,
1862. Sur hai naa taal hai,
1863. Msgbox bhi kan!gal hai,
1864. kya aapki sms factory me hadtal hai,
1865. yaar kuch to bhejo ye meri mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai.
1866. 
      
1867. Is dil mein yaa!don ke mele hain,
1868. tum bin bahut akele hain,
1869. sab kuch chodke tume SMS kar rele hain,
1870. dekho hum kitne wele
1871. 
      
1872. Nazar tumhari, Nazar hamari,
1873. Nazar ne dil ki nazar utari,
1874. Nazar ne dek!ha nazar ko aise,
1875. ki nazar dosti ko lage na hamari.
1876. 
      
1877. Tussi hasde ho saanu hassan vaste,
1878. Tussi ronde ho saanu rovvan vaset,
1879. Tussi 1 vaar ruske te vekho,
1880. Mar jayenge tuhanu manaan vaste.
1881. 
      
1882. Baadal kitne khushnaseeb hai,
1883. Door rahkar bhi zameen par baraste hai,
1884. Hum kitne badnaseeb hai,
1885. Paas rahkar bhi milne ko taraste hai.
1886. 
      
1887. Dosti ka pehala pegam aapke naam,
1888. Zindagi ki akhari sham aapke naam..
1889. Iss safar main humsafar hain hum dono,
1890. Is dosti ko nibhana hain aapka kaam.
1891. 
      
1892.  
1894. ****************************************
1895. Phoolon ne Amrit ka jaam bheja hai,
1896. Sooraj ne gag!an se Salam bheja hai,
1897. Mubarak ho Aapko nayi subhah,
1898. Tahe-Dil se Humne ye Paigaam bheja hai
1899. Good Morning
1900. 
      
1901. Najre Jhuki to Paimane bane,
1902. Dil tute to Maikhane bane,
1903. Kuch to jaroor !khas hai aap mein..
1904. Hum yoon hi nahi aapke Diwane Bane…
1905. 
      
1906. Gadha jo khaye wo Ghas ho tum,
1907. Buddhe ka Chyawanprash ho tum,
1908. Idiot stupid bakwas ho tum,
1909. Par jo bhi ho yar, Dost Jhakaas ho tum…
1910. 
      
1911. Lehar aati hai, kinare se palat jati hai,
1912. yaad aati hai, dil mein simat jati hai,
1913. don! o mein farakh sirf itna hai,
1914. lehar bewaqt aati hai, aur yaad har waqt aati hai.
1915. 
      
1916. jab dosti ki dastaan waqt sunayega,
1917. hum ko bhi koi shaks yaad ayega ,
1918. tab bhool jayenge zindagi ke gamon ko ,
1919. jab AAp ke saath guzra waqt yaad ayega
1920. 
      
1921.  
1923. ****************************************
1924. Mere Marne ke baad! aey dost aansoo mat bahana…
1925. agar yaad aaye meri to seedhe upar chale aana…
1926. Agar waha me na dikhu to samajh lena tu narak me hai…
1927. 
      
1928. Arz hai unki galiyon ke chakkar kaat kaatte
1929. kutte hamare yaar ho gaye,
1930. wo to hamare na !ho sake par hum
1931. kutton ke sardar ho gaye…
1932. 
      
1933. Dil k dard ko zuba par laate nahi,
1934. hum apni aankhon se a!nsu bahate nahi,
1935. Zakhm chahe kitne hi gahre kyo na ho,
1936. hum DETTOL k siva kuch laagate nahi.
1937. 
      
1938. Tum paas hot to tujhpe pyar aata hai,
1939. Tum door ho to tera intezaar satata hai.
1940. Kya kahe is di!l ki haalat ki,
1941. Tujhe yaad kar karke hume bukhaar ho jaata hai.
1942. 
      
1943. Amiri ke khwab Dekhne laga,
1944. Angreji Sharab Chakhane laga,
1945. Baap ne kabhi Pager nahi dekha,
1946. aur beta Mobile rakhne laga!!!
1947. 
      
1948. Medical Shayari
1949. When you breathe, you respire!
1950. Wah Wah!
1951. When you breathe, you respire!
1952. Wah Wah!
1953. 
      
1954. When you don’t breathe, you expire!
1955. Wah Wah, kya !baat hai!
1956. 
      
1957.  
1959. ****************************************
1960. Shayari by sardar-
1961. 
      
1962. “Ek ladki ko dekha to aisa laga,
1963. dusri ladki ko dekha to vaisa laga,
1964. par dono ne th!appad mara to ek jaisa laga
1965. 
      
1966. Khidiki se dekha to rasta per koi nahi tha.Wah wah!
1967. Khidiki se dekha to rasta per koi nahi tha.
1968. 
      
1969. Raste pe jaa kar dekha to khidiki pe koi nahi tha.!!!
1970. 
      
1971. Santa’s shayari: Kutta marr gaya razai vich, main pagal ho gaya teri judai vich, fernail te machchar beh nahi sakda, main tere bina hun reh nahi sakda
1972. 
      
1973.  
1975. ****************************************
1976. 6?-6.2? jis ki height ho,
1977. jeans dheeli magar body tight ho.
1978. biwi ka har nakhra uthaye,
1979. itna mizaa!j us ka light ho.
1980. HUSBAND AISA APNA BRIGHT HO……..
1981. uf!f tak na kare itna quite ho,
1982. dinner banaye wo jab bhi romantic night ho.
1983. shopping ker k jab bhi aaoon,
1984. bolay,”tum kitni nice ho”.
1985. HUSBAND AISA APNA BRIGHT HO…….
1986. hamesha jo haar maan jaye,
1987. jab bhi kabh!i fight ho.
1988. saas sasur se agar karoon koi baat,
1989. bole begum tum hi bus right ho.
1990. HUSBAND AISA APNA BRIGHT HO…….
1991. 
      
1992.  
1994. ****************************************
1995. Guzre Hue Exam Ko Yad
1996. Na Krna
1997. Answr Sheet Me Jo Likha He
1998. Uski Fariyad Na Krna
1999. Jo Hoga Wo Hoga
2000. Uski Fikar Me Apne Holidays Barbad Na karna
2001. 
      
2002.  
2004. ****************************************
2005. Sardar ne makhi k par tor k kaha,Urr ja.
2006. But..
2007. makhi nahin uri, Sardar ne kah1a,
2008. Sabit hua agar makhi k par tor diyejain to makhi sun nahin sakti.
2009. 
      
2010. Boy:Tum mujh se shadi kro gi?
2011. Girl:NahiBoy: Laikin Q?
2012. Girl:Meray gh!ar walay nhi manain gay
2013. Boy:Ghar main kon kon hay?
2014. Girl:1 Husband aor 3 bachay.
2015. 
      
2016. Hum apko dekhne ki chahat rakhte hain,
2017. Aapki har baat! dil me chupaye rekhte hain,
2018. Najane kub AAP T.V per aa jayen,
2019. Isi liye din raat Cartoon Network lagae rekhtay hain..
2020. 
      
2021. 1 makhi !ganjay k sir per ja bethi,
2022. Dosri makhi nay kaha,
2023. “Wah kia ghar mila hai tujhey”
2024. Pehli makhi boli:
2025. “Kahan yaar, abhi to sirf plot kharida hai”.
2026. 
      
2027. Hum doston ko bohut buri saza dete hain,
2028. Wah wah..!!
2029. Irshad Irshaad..!!
2030. Hum doston ko bohut buri saza dete hain,
2031. Joota nahin maartay, bus Moza sungha dete hain…
2032. 
      
2033. 
      
2034. Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi, Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi, Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki, Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!
2035. 
      
2036. Shaam hote hi ye Dil udaas hota hai Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..
2037. 
      
2038. Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si, Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzra karti thi latak matak chalti thi, aur kah!a karti thi, Bartan Lelo Bartan?.
2039. 
      
2040. Hai tu agar mera dilbar, !Hai tu agar mera dilbar, To aaj ke lunch ka bill tu bhar
2041. 
      
2042. Khush rahe tu sada yeh dua hai meri Teri premika hi ban jaaye bhabhi teri
2043. 
      
2044.  
2046. ************!****************************
2047. Abhi abhi to pyaa!r ka computer kiya hai chaaloo
2048. Aab main dil ki hard disk pe aur kitni files daaloo
2049. 
      
2050. Apne chehare se ruswaai ka error to hatao
2051. Ai jaaneman apne dil ka password to batao
2052. 
      
2053. Woh to hum hain jo aap ki chahat dil main rakhte hain
2054. Warna aap jaise kitney hi softwares bazaar main bikte hain
2055. 
      
2056. Roz raat ko aap mere sapne main aate ho
2057. Mere pyar ko mouse bana ke ungaliyon pe nachaate ho
2058. 
      
2059. Tere pyar ka email mere dil ko Lubhataa hai
2060. Par beech main tere baap ka virus aataa hai
2061. 
      
2062. Aur karvaaoge humse kitnaa intezaar
2063. Hamaare dil ki site pe kabhi enter to maro yaar
2064. 
      
2065. Apni insult ka bad!alaa dekhna main kaise loonga
2066. Jaaneman tere baap ko Shift Delete kar doonga
2067. 
      
2068. Aap jaiso ke liye dil ko cut ker diya karte hai
2069. Warna baaki !cases main to copy paste kiya karte hai
2070. 
      
2071. Aapka hasnaa aap ka chalnaa aap ki woh style
2072. Aapke adaaon ki hamne save hai kar li file
2073. 
      
2074.  
2076. ****************************************
2077. Makhi aur Machar
2078. 
      
2079. Machar! aur Makhiki ho gayi shadi.
2080. Pehli hi raat se ho gayi machar ki barbadi,
2081. kehta hai ki meri kismat hi khoti hai,
2082. makhi raat ko goodnight lagake soti hai.
2083. 
      
2084. What a Women Want
2085. 
      
2086. 6″-6.2″ jis ki height ho,
2087. jeans dheeli magar body tight ho.
2088. biwi ka har nakhra uthaye,
2089. itna mizaaj us ka light ho.
2090. HUSBAND AISA APNA BRIGHT HO……..
2091. uff tak na kare itna quite ho,
2092. dinner banaye wo jab bhi romantic night ho.
2093. shoppin!g ker k jab bhi aaoon,
2094. bolay,”tum kitni nice ho”.
2095. HUSBAND AISA APNA BRIGHT HO…….
2096. hamesha jo haar maan jaye,
2097. jab bhi kabhi fight ho.
2098. saas sasur se agar karoon koi baat,
2099. bole beg!um tum hi bus right ho.
2100. HUSBAND AISA APNA BRIGHT HO…….
2101. 
      
2102. Arz Kiya Hai….
2103. Na woh inkaar karti hai
2104. Na woh inkaar karti hai
2105. KAMBAKHT mere hi sapno mein aakar
2106. Mere dost se pyaar karti hai.
2107. 
      
2108. Jab Jab gire Baadal, Teri Yaad aayi
2109. Jhoom ke barsa Saawan, Teri Yaad aayi
2110. Bheega main,lekin phir bhi teri Yaad aayi
2111. Kyon na !aaye teri yaad?
2112. Tune jo chatri ab tak nahi lautai…
2113. 
      
2114. Lal diwar par chune se likha tha ghalib ne
2115. Lal diwar par chune se likha tha ghalib ne
2116. Yahan likhna mana hai.
2117. 
      
2118. Unki gali ke chakkar kaat kaat kar,
2119. Kutte bhi hamare yaar ho gaye,
2120. Wo to hamare ho na sake,
2121. Hum kutton ke sardar ho gaye…
2122. Jab dekha unhone tirchhi nazar se,
2123. to hum madhosh ho gaye,
2124. Par jab pata chala ki nazare hi tirchhi hai,
2125. to hum behosh ho gaye…
2126. 
      
2127. Arz kiya hai, Door se dekha to santra tha, pass jake
2128. dekha to santra tha,
2129. cheel ke dekha to bhi santra tha, Khake dekha to bhi
2130. santra tha.
2131. Wah kya santra tha
2132. 
      
2133. Macchar ne jo kata… dil main mere junoon tha.
2134. Khujli hui itni… dil be sukoon tha.
2135. Pakada to chod diya yeh soch kar ki….
2136. sale ki ragon main apna hi khoon tha!
2137. 
      
2138. Khuda kare tera mobile kho jaye.
2139. Mile mujhe aur mera ho jaye.
2140. Karu SMS ladkion ko naam tera aae.
2141. Maar tujhe pade
2142. Aur kalejamera thanda ho jae.
2143. 
      
2144. Jab Jab tum angdai le!te ho dam hamara nikal jata hai.
2145. Aye Jalim Deodrant lagane me tumhara kya jata hai ?
2146. 
      
2147. unki gali se guzar ra!he the kya ittefaq tha,
2148. unkigali se guzar rahe the kya ittefaq tha,
2149. unhoon ne phool phainka par gamla bhi saath tha !
2150. 
      
2151.  
2153. ****************************************
2154. Ek din, !main Delhi pahuncha,
2155. Station pe ek coolie se bahar jane ka rasta pooncha.
2156. Coolie ne kaha: “Bahar jaake poocho.”
2157. 
      
2158. Maine khud hi rasta dhundh liya,
2159. Bahar jaake taxiwale se pooncha:
2160. “Bhai saab Lal Kile ka kitna loge?”
2161. Jawab mila: “Bechna nahi hai.”
2162. 
      
2163. Taxi chod, maine bus pakad li,
2164. Conductor se pooncha: “Ji, kya mein cigarette pi
2165. sakta hoon?”
2166. Wo gurrra kar bola: “Hargiz nahi, yaha cigarette
2167. pina mana hai.”
2168. Maine kaha: “Par wo janab to pi rahe hai!”
2169. Phir se gurrrraya: “Usne mujhse pooncha nahi hai.”
2170. 
      
2171. Lal Kile pahucha, hotel gaya.
2172. Manager se kaha: “Mujhe room chahiye, satvi manzil
2173. pe.”
2174. Manager ne kaha: “Rahane ke liye ya koodne ke liye?”
2175. Room pahucha, waiter se kaha: “Ek paani ka gilas
2176. milega?”
2177. Usne jawab! diya: “Nahi sahab, yahan to saare kanch
2178. ke milte hain.”
2179. 
      
2180. Hotel se nikla, dost ke ghar jaane ke liye,
2181. Raste me ek sahab se pooncha:
2182. “Janab!, ye sadak kaha ko jaati hai?”
2183. Janab hans kar bole: “Peechle bees saal se dekh
2184. rahan hoon,
2185. Yahi padi hai… kahin nahin jaati.”
2186. 
      
2187. Dost ke ghar pahucha, to mujhe dekhte hi chownk
2188. pada,
2189. Usne poocha: “Kaise aana hua?”
2190. Ab tak to mujhe bhi aadat pad gayi thi,
2191. Maine bhi jawab diya: “Train se.”
2192. 
      
2193. Meri aaobhagat karne ke liye dost ne apni biwi se
2194. kaha:
2195. “Areeee sunti ho… mera dost pehli baar ghar aaya
2196. hai,
2197. Uuse kuch taja taja khilao.”
2198. Sunte hi bhabhiji ne ghar ki sari
2199. khidkiya aur da!rwaje khol diye.
2200. Kaha: “Taji hawa kha lijiye.”
2201. 
      
2202. Dost ne phir se baday pyar se biwi se kaha:
2203. “Areeee sunti ho, inhe jara apna chalis saal purana
2204. aachar to dikhana.”
2205. Bhabiji ek baatli !me rakha aachar le aayi.
2206. Maine bhi apnapan dikhate hue bhabiji se kaha:
2207. “Bhabhiji, aachar sirf dikhayengi, chakhayengi
2208. nahi?”
2209. Bhabiji ne taak jawab diya: “Yuhi agar sab ko
2210. chakhati
2211. To aachar chalis saal purana kaise hota?”
2212. 
      
2213. Thodi der baad dekha, bhabiji apne potey ko sula rah
2214. thi,
2215. Saath me lori bhi ga rahi thi:
2216. “Diploma so ja, diploma so ja.”
2217. Lori soon mein hairan hua aur dost se poocha:
2218. “Yaar, ye diploma kya hai?”
2219. Dost ne jawab diya: “Mere grandson ka naam,
2220. Beti bambai gayi thi, diploma lene ke liye
2221. Aur saath mein ise le aayi,
2222. Isiliye hamne iska naam Diploma rakh diya.”
2223. Phir maine pooncha: “Aajkal tumhari beti kya kar
2224. rahi hai?”
2225. Dost ne jawab diya: “Bambai gayi hai, degree lene ke
2226. liye.”
2227. 
      
2228.  
2230. ****************************************
2231. Aapke life mein mithaas ho “Cadbury” jaise
2232. Rounak ho “Asian Paints” jaise
2233. Mehak ho “Axe” jaise
2234. Tazgi ho “Colgate” jaise
2235. Aur tension-free rahe
2236. “Huggies” jaise!
2237. “Happy Diwali”
2238. 
      
2239. 
      
2240. Boss:
2241. 
      
2242. Arz kiya hai………
2243. 
      
2244. Office may Kaam hote hain…
2245. Galtiyon ka sama hota hai….
2246. Aise maus!am mein hi to PERFORMANCE jawan hota hai….
2247. Dil ki khunnas BOSS jabaan se nahi kehte…
2248. Ye fasana to appraisal mein bayan hota hai…. J J J ……
2249. 
      
2250. Employee’s reply…
2251. 
      
2252. Arz kiya hai………
2253. Appraisal hote hain…
2254. Disappointment ka sama hota hai…
2255. Aise mausam mein hi to Attrition jawan hota hai….
2256. Dil ki khunnas HUM jabaan se nahi kehte…
2257. Ye fasana to resignation se bayan hota hai….
2258. 
      
2259.  
2261. ****************************************
2262. Woh College ki Kashti…………
2263. Yeh degree bhi lelo ye naukari bhi lelo
2264. 
      
2265. Bhale Chheen lo mujhse USA ka Visa
2266. 
      
2267. magar mujhko lauta do college ka canteen
2268. 
      
2269. vo chaay ka pani vo teeKha samosaa
2270. 
      
2271. college ki sabse purani nishaanee
2272. 
      
2273. vo chaayvaalaa jise saare kehte the… jaani
2274. 
      
2275. vo jaani ke hathon ki ‘cutting’ chaay meethee
2276. 
      
2277. vo chupkese journal mein bheji hui chitthi
2278. 
      
2279. vo padhte hi chiththi uska bhadakna
2280. 
      
2281. vo chehre ki laali vo aankhon ka gussaa…
2282. !
2283. kadi dhoop mein apne ghar se nikalnaa
2284. !
2285. vo project ki Khatir shahar bhar bhataknaa
2286. 
      
2287. vo lecture mein doston ki proxy lagaanaa
2288. 
      
2289. vo sir ko chidhanaa ,vo aeroplane udaanaa
2290. 
      
2291. vo submission ki! raton ko jagnaa jagaanaa
2292. 
      
2293. vo orals ki kahani vo practical ka kissaa….
2294. 
      
2295. bimaari ka detention ke time bahanaa
2296. 
      
2297. vo doosron ke assignments ko apnaa banaanaa
2298. 
      
2299. vo seminar ke din paironka chhatpatanaa
2300. 
      
2301. vo workshop mein din raat pasinaa bahanaa
2302. 
      
2303. vo exam ke din ka bechain maahaul
2304. 
      
2305. par vo maa ka vishvas – Teacher ka Bharosaa…
2306. 
      
2307. college ki wo lambisi raatein
2308. 
      
2309. vo doston se canteen me pyaari si baatein
2310. 
      
2311. vo gathering ke din ka ladnaa Jhagadnaa
2312. 
      
2313. vo ladkiyon ka yuhin hamesha akadnaa
2314. 
      
2315. bhulaaye nahin bhool sakta hai koi
2316. 
      
2317. vo college,! vo basen, vo shararatein vo javani…
2318. 
      
2319. vo kagaz ki kashti vo barish ka pani…
2320. 
      
2321.  
2323. ****************************************
2324. 
      
2325. “Tum Next !Janam Me Kya Banna Pasand Karoge?
2326. Santa-“Cockroach”
2327. Why?
2328. 
      
2329. *
2330. 
      
2331. *
2332. 
      
2333. *
2334. 
      
2335. ***
2336. 
      
2337. *
2338. 
      
2339. kyuki…. Meri Wife Sirf Cockroach Se Hi Darti Hai….
2340. 
      
2341. ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********
2342. 
      
2343. Ek PHOTOGRAPHER
2344. HIMESH ki dur se
2345. PHOT!O le raha tha
2346. GUESS WHAT DID
2347. HIMESH SAY?
2348. 
      
2349. ?
2350. 
      
2351. Zara zoom zoom
2352. Karo !zoom zoom
2353. Zara zoom zoom Karo zoom.
2354. 
      
2355. ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* *******
2356. 
      
2357. Banta: yaar santa e baat bata …
2358. 
      
2359. Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho..?
2360. 
      
2361. Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha,
2362. 
      
2363. mujhe is baat ka dar lagta hai
2364. 
      
2365. jaise usko vapas karne aaya hai…..
2366. 
      
2367. ************ ********* ********* ********* *********
2368. 
      
2369. pagal hone k!a sabse aasaan tarika
2370. .
2371. .
2372. .
2373. .
2374. .
2375. .
2376. .
2377. .
2378. .
2379. .
2380. .
2381. Uff, , pag!al hone ka kitna shauk hai, ki tarika dhunda ja raha hai..
2382. 
      
2383. ************ ********* ********* ******
2384. 
      
2385. life me kabhi serious na hona
2386. tention na lena
2387. always find time 2 laugh
2388. varna log kahenge ghor kalyug aya he aj kal
2389. CARTOON b nahi haste
2390. 
      
2391. ************ ********* ********* *****
2392. 
      
2393. Wife hinting husband 4 a new car
2394. Says : “Dear!, buy me something that goes 0-100 in 3 sec when i am on it”
2395. He gifted her a weighing machine
2396. 
      
2397.  
2399. ****************************************
2400. Aasmaan mein kaali ghata chaaiyi hai,
2401. aaj fir girl friend se maar khaayi hai
2402. kahti ha!t karne ki khwahish aayi hai.
2403. par aaj kismat ne bhi tangdi khayi hai
2404. aaj meri gf mere saath mein market aayi hai.
2405. 
      
2406. Aasmaan me!in kaali ghata chaayi hai…
2407. 
      
2408. saare armanoo ki hui aaj vidai hai
2409. arre bhai maine uske saamne maar khaayi hai
2410. sharam ne m!ooh par laali lagayi hai
2411. par dil hai ki maanta nahi
2412. chupke se karta mooh dikhai hai.
2413. 
      
2414. Aasmaan mein kaali ghata chaayi hai…
2415. aaj fir! girl friend se maar khaayi hai…
2416. Kitney Achey Hotey Hein Bachpan Key Wo Din,
2417.