Funny Insulting SMS

• Zindagi jeete ho kanjoos ki,
• Hamari tarah bhi kabhi jiya karo,
• Mere SMS roz padh ke sharam nahee aati,
• Khud bhi kabhi SMS send kiya karo.
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• Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho,
• Itna qatil kaise sharma lete ho,
• Kitni aasani se jaan le lete ho,
• Kisi ne sikhaya hai.. ya bachpan se hi kamine ho?
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• Yaad hai ham pehle kahan milte the..
• Train ruki,
• khidki khuli,
• nazro se nazre mili aur aapne kahan..
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• ALLAH KE NAAM PE KUCH DE DE BABA!!!
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• Khush to bohut hoge tum,
• baat hi kuchh aisi hai,
• 1st april jo hai aaj,
• dil mein gudgudi si ho rahi hogi,
• aur kyo na ho.. saal mai 1 hi toh din aata hai jo
• hota hai sirf tumhare naam.
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• Khush to bohut hoge tum,
• baat hi kuchh aisi hai,
• 1st april jo hai aaj,
• dil mein gudgudi si ho rahi hogi,
• aur kyo na ho.. saal mai 1 hi toh din aata hai jo
• hota hai sirf tumhare naam.
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• Girl Friend: I want a
• ‘Blackberry’ or
• ‘Apple’
• on upcoming Valentine’s Day!!
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• BF: Anar Ka Season Hai Anar Ka ..
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• 2 Kilo Leta Aaunga.. 
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• 1 kanjoos tha,
• Bilkul kanjoos tha,
• Khalis kanjoos tha,
• Bohut ziada kanjoos tha,
• Aap mat ghabrao
• Aap ke samne to wo kuch bhi nahi tha,
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• Yash Johar is producing a new film
• & is searching 4 new talent.
• I've suggested ur name.
• Pls go & meet him.
• The movie's name is "AQAL HO NA HO"
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• Hey friend remember that
• without stupidity there can be no wisdom
• & without ugliness there can be no beauty
• so the world needs YOU after all!
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• When u feel sad....
• To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
• "damn I am really so cute"
• u will overcome your sadness.
• But don't make this a habit.....
• Coz liars go to hell !!!!
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• A child uses its thumb 2 chew,
• an illiterate uses his thumb 2 sign,
• a winner uses his thumb 2 show victory,
• but a monkey is using his thumb 2 read this sms
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• Baharo phool barsao mera "DOST"aya hai.
• Hoto pe muskan, gali me mehak laya hai.
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• Barso tak thi jise pani se "ELERGY"
• Woh aaj "LUX" se nahaya hai.
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• Kion har bar mosam ki tarah badal jate ho,
• Har bar hamara dil dukhatay ho,
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• Yeh bat sun ker hamari roh tak kanp gaye,
• Ae dost tum masjidon se chapal or lote churate ho
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• Do u remember the day we travelled in a car?
• I put my dog out of the window,
• u put ur face out,
• then people started shouting
• 'TWINS TWINS'
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• Gf : Am I Pretty Or Ugly?
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• Bf : You Are Both
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• Gf : What Do Yu Mean Both ?
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• Bf : You Are Pretty Ugly
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• Boy: your teeth are like the stars
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• Girl: awww ... Thanks
• Are they that much pretty ?
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• Boy: no, far away from each other.
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• Ek ladka gadhe ke samne gir gaya.
• ek khubsurat ladki ne dekha aur kaha:
• Apne bade bhai ke pair chhu rahe ho?
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• Wife: I hate that beggar.
• Husband: Why ?
• Wife: Rascal, yesterday
• I gave him food today he gave me a book
• How to Cook
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• Iss dharti se lekar uss amber tak..
• Do hi cheez gazab ki hai..
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• Ek mera bholapan.. ek tera kaminapan
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• Maine 1 din Mandir ki Daan Peti mein
• 1 rupaya daal kar 1 achha dost manga..
• Tab Bhagwan ne Muje tum se milaya aur kaha:
• 1 rupaye mein AISA hi milega
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• Child: Mummy why Gandhiji has no hair on his head?
• Mummy: Because he spoke only truth.
• Child: Now I understand why ladies have long hair….
• Moral:- Remains the same.
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• Where r u?
• U r u not replying?
• I m worried coz todays paper
• I read that due 2 thunder a monkey
• has been severely injured.
• So if u r safe, SMS me immediately.
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• God thought that since
• he couldn't b everywhere
• he made a mother.
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• Then devil thought that
• he couldn't be everywhere
• he made a mother-in-law.
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• When somebody who is deeply
• in Love with you tells that
• You are
• cute, beautiful, & angelic,
• I agree. That's true,
• Believe me,
• I swear because love is definitely blind
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• You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
• Just a second, don't misunderstand.
• CUTE means:
• Creating
• Useless
• Troubles
• Everywhere..
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• Teacher : U failure !
• At ur age Bill gates stood first in the class
• Student : Mind u, Sir,
• but at ur age hitler commited suicide