Friendship SMS 101

1. No matter how frustrated or how bad your mood is... you become normal when you meet your set of friends!
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3. Romantic relationships are based on expectations and responsibilities. 
4. Professional relationships are based on gains and losses. 
5. But friendship is based on smiles and laughter.
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8. Friends are fruitcake of our lives.
9. Some are nutty, some are soaked in alcohol, some firm, some sweet, but altogether,they are great to have in your life.
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12. If your friends don't make fun of you, they are not really your friends.
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15. Dosti Kisi Se Kuch Yun Nibha Lo;
16. Ki Uske Dil Ke Sare Gum Chura Lo;
17. Itna Asar Chod Do Kisi Par Dosti Ka;
18. Ki Khuda Bhi Aakar Bole Hume Apna Dost Bana Lo!
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21. The best antiques are old friends!
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24. Dosti Kabhi Khas Logo Se Nahi Hoti;
25. Jinse Ho Jati Hai Wohi Khas Ban Jate Hain!
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28. Are we friends, are we not;
29. You told me once, but I forgot.
30. So tell me now and tell me true;
31. So I can say - I'm here for you!
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34. Lover and Friend Mein Kya Fark Hai?
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40. Lover: Tumhein Kuch Hua To Main Zinda Nahi Rahunga.
41. Friend: Jab Tak Main Zinda Hun Tumhein Kuch Hone Nahi Dunga!
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44. Thank you for touching my life in ways you may never know. My riches do not lie in material wealth but in having friends like you - a precious gift from God!
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51. If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn't jump with them.
52. I'd be at the bottom to catch them!
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55. Some joys are better explained in silence, as a smile gets more audible than laughter.
56. I was asked if I enjoyed my friendship with you. I simply smiled!
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59. Friendship founded on business is always better than business founded on friendship!
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62. Lovers are cold water;
63. Enemies are salt water;
64. Teachers are hot water;
65. Parents are mineral water;
66. But Friends are Beer bottle!
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69. Thank you for touching my life in ways you may never know.
70. My riches do not lie in material wealth but in having friends like you - a precious gift from God!
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73. If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn't jump with them. I'd be at the bottom to catch them!
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76. Pure friendship is:
77. Bright like sun;
78. High like sky;
79. Strong like diamond;
80. Kind like mother;
81. Cute like me;
82. And Sweet like you!
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85. A ring is round and it has no end;
86. And that's how long I'll be your friend!
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89. A caring friend is thousand times better than a careless lover!
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92. Friendship is a Rainbow between two hearts, sharing seven feelings:
93. 1. Love
94. 2. Happiness
95. 3. Truth
96. 4. Faith
97. 5. Secret
98. 6. Trust and
99. 7. Sadness
100. Hope the Rainbow of our friendship lasts forever!
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106. It takes half our life to find true friends and half of it keeping them. I am lucky to have spent less than half my life finding you and wish to spend the rest keeping you.
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109. Friends are a thorn in the Roses of life.
110. And they're also a Rose in the thorns of life!
111. Thanks for being one!
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114. Of all the friends I've ever met;
115. You're the one I won't ever forget.
116. And if I leave this world before you do;
117. I'll go to Heaven and wait for you!
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120. Sometimes having fun with your friend is all the therapy that you need!
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123. To live a life I need a heartbeat,
124. To have a heartbeat I need a heart,
125. To have a heart I need happiness,
126. To have happiness I need a friend,
127. And for a friend I need you!
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130. Sometimes in life, we think we don't need anyone;
131. But sometime we don't have anyone when we need.
132. So don't let your best buddies ever leave you!
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135. Dosti Wo Nahi Hoti Jo Jaan Deti Hai,
136. Dosti Wo Nahi Hoti Jo Muskaan Deti Hai.
137. Asli Dosti To Woh Hoti Hai,
138. Jo Paani Mein Gira Aansu Bhi Pehchaan Leti Hai!
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141. Friends pick you up, when the world lets you down!
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144. Sacrifice is greater than Love;
145. Character is greater than Beauty;
146. Humanity is greater than Wealth;
147. But nothing is greater than Friendship!
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150. Friends are like a page in a book of life,
151. Every page with a different subject.
152. But best friends are the index page covering every subject.
153. Thanks for being index page of my life!
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158. Difference between a Lover and a Friend:
159. Lover: Jaan, please drive safely and slowly.
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167. Friend: Bhagaa Saale Bhagaa , Aage Innova Mein Ek Number Item Baithi Hai!
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170. Do not love a friend who hurts you;
171. And do not hurt a friend who loves you.
172. Sacrifice everything for a true friend;
173. But do not ever sacrifice a friend for anything!
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176. Life's most deepest feelings are often expressed in silence.
177. And those who can read the meaning of your silence are your true friends!
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180. Best friends: The people you can get mad at only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them!
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183. A real friend is someone who sees the pain in your eyes while everyone else still believes the smile on your face!
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186. Friendship founded on business is always better than business founded on friendship!
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189. My life is a story written by God. I don't know how exactly my friends came in to my story, but I hope they'll be there in it until God writes my last chapter!
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192. Life can give us a number of beautiful friends;
193. But only true friends can give us a beautiful life.
194. Thanks for being my friend!
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197. When life changes and we go our separate ways,
198. You will still be in my heart til my dying days.
199. I tell no lie this is true, my world has never seen a friend like you!
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202. Friendship is not collection of hearts but it is selection of hearts!
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208. A best friend isn't someone who's just always there for you.
209. It's someone who understands you a bit more than you understand yourself!
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212. A smile is a sign of joy;
213. A hug is a sign of love;
214. A laugh is a sign of happiness;
215. And a friend like me, well - that's a sign of good taste!
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218. Birth is start of life;
219. Beauty is art of life;
220. Love is part of life;
221. Death is last of life;
222. But FRIENDSHIP is heart of life!
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225. Our body is very wisely designed. We can neither 'pat' our own 'back' nor 'kick' our own 'ass' - for it, friends are needed!
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228. Friendship is not about who you spend the most time with, it's about who you have the best time with!
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231. Benefits of Friends:
232. Shitty jokes whenever you ask for them;
233. Useless jokes when you don't ask for them!
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236. In this world, where everything seems uncertain, only one thing is definite.
237. You'll always be my friend, beyond words, beyond time and beyond distance!
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240. A rupee is easy to earn;
241. But a friend is hard to find.
242. A rupee loses its value;
243. But a friend increases its worth.
244. It cost me to send you a message;
245. But I don't care since I got a friend like You!
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248. In friendship, all the pains are beautiful moments if you have good friends - just like clouds, they melt when cool air touches them!
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251. We met, it was Luck.
252. We talked, it was Chance.
253. We became friends, it was Destiny
254. We are still friends, it is Faith.
255. We will always be friends, it's a PROMISE!
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A true friend knows your weaknesses but shows you your strengths!

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4. A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words!
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7. Sometimes in life we think we do not need anyone.
8. And sometimes we do not have anyone when we need someone.
9. So do not let your best friends go away ever!
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12. Strangers think I'm quiet,
13. My friends think I'm out-going,
14. My best-friends know that i'm completely insane!
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17. My heart's like an open book;
18. It depends on how you read me.
19. Don't judge me by my cover;
20. Look in and discover.
21. I will be your true friend for ever!
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24. Friendship is a network that needs:
25. No recharge
26. No charging
27. No roaming
28. No validity
29. No activation
30. No signal problems
31. Just don't switch off your Heart!
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34. Tears of eyes are valuable;
35. Speech of lips is powerful;
36. Heart with love is beautiful,
37. But Life with FRIENDS is the most wonderful!
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40. LV Belt 40k
41. Ted Shoes 22k
42. Armani Suit 30k
43. Omega Watch 60k
44. Friend meets you and say "C***iya Lag Raha hai" - Priceless!
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48. Road has speed limit;
49. Bank has money limit;
50. Exam has time limit;
51. Life has age limit;
52. But friendship has no limit!
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55. Age appears to be best in some things.
56. Old wood best to burn;
57. Old books best to read;
58. Old rice best to eat and;
59. And old friends best to keep!
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66. Maine Ek Din Mandir Ki Danpeti Mein Ek Sikka Dal Kar Bhagwan Se Achhe Doston Ko Manga, Tab Bhagwan Ne Tum Sab Ko Meri Zindagi Mein Bheja Aur Bola:
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79. Itna Paise Mein Itna Hi Milega!
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82. Birth is from Mother,
83. Advice is from Father;
84. Knowledge is from Teacher,
85. Life is from Life Partner;
86. But joy, fun, jokes and lifelong smiles are only from Friends!
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89. If you're angry with your friend, just put aside your ego. Hug your friend and say - I need you idiot... at least to fight with me!
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92. Life can give us a number of beautiful friends... but only true friends can give you a beautiful life!
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95. Life changes from:
96. Classroom to Office
97. Books to Files
98. Jeans to Formal
99. Pocket money to Salary
100. Girlfriend to Wife,
101. Lekin Saale Dost Kabhi Nahi Badlte -
102. Kamine Ke Kamine Rehte Hai!
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105. Only true friends stand by you during bad times.
106. So I promise I'll...
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120. As a Friend:
121. I asked you for a leaf, you gave me a flower;
122. I asked you for a stone, you gave me a statue;
123. I asked your a hanky to wipe my tears but you gave your hand.
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136. I am the kind of friend who will help you hide a dead body;
137. But if you betray me - just remember, I know how to hide a dead body!
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140. A single candle can illuminate an entire room.
141. A true friend dazzles up an entire lifetime.
142. Thanks for gifting me the bright lights of your friendship.
143. Thank you very much!
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146. Sugar melts in water.
147. So please don't walk in the rain... otherwise I may lose a sweet friend like you!
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153. GOD is so wise that He never created FRIENDS with price tags.
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166. Friendship is an umbrella that shields you from the strongest of thunderstorms!
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169. Have a heart that never hardens;
170. Have a smile that never fades;
171. Have a touch that never burnt;
172. And have friendship that never breaks!
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175. Friendship is not about finding the right person but creating the right relation.
176. It's not how much we care in the beginning but how much we care till the end!
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179. Real friends are like Zero.
180. When you add, they are same.
181. When you subtract, they are same.
182. When you multiply, they are same.
183. When you try to divide, they become infinite!
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186. With passing years, friends naturally get scatter;
187. But when hearts are close, distance does not matter.
188. Thanks for always being there!
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191. A smile makes us look younger;
192. While prayers make us feel stronger;
193. And friends they make us enjoy life forever.
194. Thank you for being my friend!
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197. You are simply an animal!
198. Cute like a Dolphin
199. Sweet like a Panda
200. Majestic like a Lion
201. Faithful like a Dog
202. Smart like a Monkey
203. And hard-working like a Donkey
204. No doubt you are my good friend!
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207. Absurd but interesting rhyming:
208. Wife is Received Call
209. Girl is Dialed Call
210. Girlfriend is Missed Call
211. Lover is Waiting Call
212. But Friendship is FEVICOL!
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215. A lover will usually tell you that I will be with you in all you are troubles.
216. A true friend forever will say that you will never have troubles when I'm with you !
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223. If you are a chocolate you are the sweetest, 
224. If you are a Teddy Bear you are the most hug-gable, 
225. If you are a Star you are the Brightest, 
226. And since you are my "FRIEND" you are the "BEST"!
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229. Loveless life is like a fruitless tree but friendless life is like a rootless tree.
230. Tree can live without fruit but not without roots!
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233. Words begin with ABC.
234. Numbers begin with 123.
235. Music begins with Do, Re, Mi.
236. And friendship begins with you and me!
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239. True friendship is a gift that is given without the expectation of anything in return.
240. Friendship in itself is a reward!
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243. Making friends for the complete life is not important.
244. But having a friend who fills up the incompleteness in your life is the most Important!
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247. Friends and Medicines play a similar role in our lives.
248. Both take care of us in pain... but the only difference is - Friendship does not have an expiry date!
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251. Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget.
252. Thanks for being one!
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255. Never choose a friend before having complete understanding;
256. And never lose a friend because of a small misunderstanding!
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259. By seeing my friends smile, I forget my tears.
260. But by seeing my friends tears, I forget my smile!
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263. The best Cosmetics:
264. For the lips, it's smile;
265. For the voice, it's prayers;
266. For the eyes, it's pity;
267. For the hands, it's charity;
268. And for the life, it's Friendship!
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275. Your smile is like 7UP - Zara Hatke
276. Your feelings are like Sprite - Clear Hai
277. Your friendship is like Coke - It Opens Happiness
278. Your SMS is like Pepsi - Yeh Dil Maange More!
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281. You're such a selfish person.
282. I see you around me only when...
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289. I'm in problem.
290. I love your selfishness, dear friend!
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293. Dear Friends,
294. Eat healthy
295. Sleep early
296. Smile regularly
297. Laugh occasionally
298. And exercise daily
299. Because I want some friends alive for company even in my old age!
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302. Tears of Eyes are Valuable;
303. Speech of Lips is Powerful;
304. Heart with Love is Beautiful,
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307. Friends are like fish. One has to sit patiently for a long time to catch a good one... just like I caught you. So better stay nice to me - otherwise I will fry you!
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310. Walk with me when your hearts needs company;
311. Take my hand when you feel all alone;
312. Turn to me when you need someone to lean on;
313. Because I'm a friend, you can always depend on!
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316. Time might lead me to nowhere and faith might break into pieces but I will always be thankful that once in my life's journey we became FRIENDS!
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319. FRIENDSHIP is a network that needs:
320. No recharge!
321. No charging!
322. No roaming!
323. No validity!
324. No activation!
325. No signal problems!
326. Just don't ever switch off your HEART!
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329. Thank you for touching my life in ways you may never know. My riches do not lie in material wealth, but in having friend like you - a precious gift from God!
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338. If friends were flowers, I would not pluck them.
339. I'll let them grow in a garden; and cultivate them with love and care. So that I can enjoy their fragrance forever.
340. Happy Friendship Day, Dear Friend!
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343. F: Faltu
344. R: Rondu
345. I: Irrshak
346. E: Ehsaan Faramosh
347. N: Namakul
348. D: Darinda
349. You might be all this and much more for others... but for me you're a dear friend!
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352. When destiny forgets to tie some people in blood relations, it corrects it's mistake by making them true friends!
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355. Make new friends but keep the old;
356. One is silver, and the other is gold!
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359. Each day God sends His angels to guide us.
360. We don't expect to see them with wings, or with halo flying above their heads.
361. Instead, they come in disguise and we call them friends.
362. Thank you for being an angel to me!
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365. Here's a toast to our friendship:
366. One soul in two bodies!
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369. Bread - to feed our friendship
370. Salt - to keep it true
371. Water - that's for welcome
372. Wine - to drink to you!
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375. Loveless life is a fruitless tree;
376. But friendless life is a rootless tree.
377. So never lose your good friends!
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380. Friends are like pages in the book of life.
381. Every page is different... but you are my index page that is why you are covering every subject of my life.
382. Have a wonderful life, My Friend!
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385. You're a very dear
386. F: Faithful
387. R: Responsible
388. I: Inquisitive
389. E: Entertaining
390. N: Nosy
391. D: Dog
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398. A true friend is not like rain which pours and goes away;
399. A true friend is like air and sunlight mostly silent but always around you.
400. Thanks for being my air and sunlight!
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403. Friends are like fish. One has to sit patiently for a long time to catch a good one.
404. Just like I caught you.
405. So better stay nice...
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411. otherwise I'll fry you!
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414. Friends are like delicate flowers, they may dry not they never die.
415. However, I am like Cactus. I shall poke you always and make you cry!
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418. F: Fukrey
419. R: Raddhi
420. I: Item
421. E: Ek Number ke Haraami
422. N: Namakool
423. D: Dhagabaaz
424. S: Shakki
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426. Yeh Friends Bhi Na, Tedhe Hein Par Mere Hein!
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429. Friendship is not a game to play;
430. It's to be felt and not a word to say;
431. It doesn't start in March and ends in May;
432. It is tomorrow, yesterday, today and everyday!
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435. Friendship is a chemical:
436. That dilutes our sorrows;
437. Filters all our mistakes;
438. Cleanses our souls;
439. And polishes our mood!
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442. Leave something for friend,
443. Never leave friend for something,
444. Because in life, somethings will leave you,
445. But friends will always live with you!
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448. Good friends are God's special blessings;
449. There are very few as precious as you.
450. That's one of the very important reason;
451. I love to hang around with you!
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454. Hanging out would be Boring;
455. Movies would not be Entertaining;
456. Chatting would not be Engrossing;
457. Shopping would not be Happening;
458. And hence Life would not be Cool;
459. If you were not my dear friend!
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462. Having a best friend with the same mental disorder is a blessing.
463. Thanks for being my best friend!
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470. The recipe of Friendship:
471. 2 cup of sweetness
472. 3 cups of caring
473. 1/2 cup of forgiveness
474. 1 cup hugs
475. Mix all of these together to make Best Friends Forever!
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478. A friendless life is like a flowerless garden;
479. But I have a beautiful garden with a wonderful flower... and that flower is you, my dear friend!
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482. Some things when Aged are the best:
483. Old wood best to burn;
484. Old books best to read;
485. Old wine is best to drink;
486. Old rice is best to eat;
487. And old friends best to keep!
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490. Life can give us a number of Beautiful Friends;
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493. Zindagi Se Har Ek Mauj Mili...
494. Kabhi Kabhi Nahi Har Roz Mili...
495. Bas Ek Sacha Dost Manga Tha Zindagi Se..
496. Mujhe Toh Poori Fauj Mili.
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499. 6 simple rules to always remain Happy:
500. Give more
501. Expect less
502. Live a simple life
503. Free your heart from hatred
504. Free your mind from worries
505. And always have ME as your FRIEND!
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508. God picked up a flower and dipped it in a DEW;
509. Lovingly touched it which turned in to YOU;
510. And then He gifted to me and said, "this friend is for you"!
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513. Making friends is not about collecting pearls or diamonds.
514. It's about accepting one as coal and wait till the warmth of friendship turns it to diamond!
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517. Keep the lamp of friendship burning with oil of love, because:
518. The Sun rises in the East;
519. And sets in the West.
520. But friendship rises in heart;
521. And doesn't set even after death!
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524. Friendship is not a game to play;
525. It is not a few words to say;
526. It doesn't start in March and ends in May;
527. It is tomorrow, yesterday, today and everyday!
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534. 1 Injection of trust;
535. 1 Tablet of care;
536. 1 Syrup of attention;
537. 1 Drip of understanding;
538. Take 3 times a day.
539. It's all necessary for the health of our Friendship!
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542. Friends are like a head of hair.
543. You might lose some them with age;
544. But with enough money, you can buy them back!
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547. A single candle can illuminate an entire room;
548. But a true friend lights up an entire lifetime.
549. Thanks for being the bright light of our friendship!
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552. A good friend will always be in 'Memory';
553. A better friend will always be in 'Dreams';
554. But the best friend will always be in 'HEART'!
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557. To live a life we need a heartbeat;
558. To have heartbeat, we need a heart;
559. To have a heart, we need happiness;
560. To have happiness, we need a friend;
561. And to have a friend, I need you!
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564. Friends should be like two zeroes.
565. When you try to add them, they are the same;
566. When you subtract them, they're again the same;
567. And when you try to divide them, it's just impossible!
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570. If you're angry with your lovable friend, just put aside your egos - hug each other and say,
571. "I need you, idiot... at least to fight with me!"
573. ****************************************
574. Heart is like a crystal, preserve it;
575. Love is like perfume, spread it;
576. Feelings are like flood, flow it;
577. Friendship is like an umbrella, come let's share it!
579. ****************************************
580. Alone I can say but together we can chat;
581. Alone I can smile but together we can laugh;
582. Alone I can enjoy but together we can celebrate.
583. This is the magic of our Friendship!
584. 
     
586. ****************************************
587. 
     
588. A true friend is not like the rain which pours and goes away. A true friend is like air... sometimes silent but always around you!
590. ****************************************
591. Wife is 'Received call'
592. Girl is 'Dialed call'
593. Aunty is 'Missd call'
594. Lover is 'Waiting call'
595. But friendship is FEVICOL.
596. Yeh Hai Majboot Jhod!
598. ****************************************
599. Friendship is a Sim:
600. Which has no activation charges;
601. Free Incoming and Outgoing;
602. With Roaming all over the world;
603. And it's validity never ends!
605. ****************************************
606. God created ME to be your friend. He picked me out from all the rest because he knows I am well one of the Best.
607. AHEM!! Don't argue with God now!
609. ****************************************
610. Teachers are pure water;
611. Parents are holy water;
612. Enemies are salt water;
613. Lovers are hot water;
614. Spouses are cold water;
615. But friends are liquor bottle.
616. They're always around, may it be happiness or sadness!
618. ****************************************
619. The nominees for the best friend are
620. You.
621. You..
622. You again...
623. Youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
624. And the winner is
625. .
626. ..
627. ...
628. Me
629. Because I have 'You'!
631. ****************************************
632. Friends are like a head of hair. You might lose some, but with enough money you can buy them back!
634. ****************************************
635. I wish for:
636. The Sun to warm you;
637. The Moon to charm you;
638. Beloved's love to balm you;
639. And close friends to alarm you!
641. ****************************************
642. Dear Friends,
643. Deleting your phone History is more important than creating History!
645. ****************************************
646. Some friends are worth to be thrown;
647. Some are good to keep;
648. Some are to be treasured forever;
649. And I think you are to be thrown in the treasure box to be kept forever!
650. 
     
651. 
     
652. 
     
653. 
     
654. Good friends are like fat thighs. They always keep in touch!
656. ****************************************
657. A mind could remember someone for a while;
658. On feet, we could walk easily for a mile;
659. A new fashion won't forever be in style;
660. But having you as a friend would forever be worthwhile!
662. ****************************************
663. Everyone hears what you say;
664. Friends listen to what you say;
665. Best friends listen to what you don't say.
666. Thanks for being my Best Friend Forever!
668. ****************************************
669. For me you're as:
670. Cheese for Pizza, Passport for Visa;
671. Butter for Bread, Ice for Freezer;
672. Cream for Cake, Water for Lake;
673. Leaf for Tree and a FRIEND like you is for me!
675. ****************************************
676. The recipe of friendship:
677. 1 cup of sharing
678. 2 cups of caring
679. 3 cups of forgiveness and hugs Mix all of these together to make Best Friends Forever!
681. ****************************************
682. F: Field of Joy
683. R: Root of Love
684. I: Island of Ecstasy
685. E: End of Sorrow
686. N: Nemesis of Agony
687. D: Door of Hope
688. That's you, my dear friend!
690. ****************************************
691. This is a warning to all those people who don't smoke or drink.
692. One day all your friends will die and you'll be
693. .
694. ..
695. ...
696. ....
697. left alone!
699. ****************************************
700. If someone ask's me what I is life?
701. I would sit next to my friends; pull them close together;
702. put my arms around them and say proudly,
703. 
     
704. 
     
705. 
     
706. "These IDIOTS are my life!"
708. ****************************************
709. Friends are like shoes:
710. Some loose some tight;
711. Some fit just right;
712. They help us walk through life.
713. Thanks for being my size!
715. ****************************************
716. Having a best friend with the same mental disorder is a blessing.
717. Thanks for being my bosom friend!
719. ****************************************
720. 
     
721. 
     
722. God created me to be your friend. He picked me out from all the rest because He knows... I am well one of the best.
723. Ahem!!! Don't argue with God now!
725. ****************************************
726. Smiling is a sign of Good Mood;
727. Laughing is a sign of Happiness;
728. Praying is sign of Good Faith;
729. And having a friend is a sign of God's Blessings!
730. Thanks for being my friend!
732. ****************************************
733. Never miss 3 gifts in your life:
734. 1. Life partner - that is God's gift
735. 2. Parents - Gods that came as a gift
736. 3. Friends - a gift even God can't get!
738. ****************************************
739. Today we are together, tomorrow we may be apart;
740. But time spent together shall always be in my heart.
741. I cherish our friendship!
743. ****************************************
744. School Friendship uptill 12th
745. College Friendship uptill Graduation
746. University Friendship uptill Post-Graduation
747. Office Friendship uptill Transfer or Retirement
748. Lover's Friendship uptill Marriage
749. But my Friendship uptill 30th February
750. It neither arrives nor our friendship ends!
752. ****************************************
753. Life changes from:
754. Classroom to Office
755. Books to Files
756. Jeans to Formals
757. Pocket Money to Salary
758. Girlfriend to Wife
759. Lekin Saale Dost Kabhi Nahi Badalte,
760. "Kamine ke Kamine Rahte hai"!
762. ****************************************
763. 50 years from now, I'd be so old:
764. I might forget you;
765. I might not remember ever knowing you;
766. Or might even forget that I once cared for you.
768. ****************************************
769. Lips are like friends.
770. If we say WORK, STUDY, READ, WRITE, they never meet;
771. But if we say PARTY, PICNIC, BUNK, PLAY, they meet immediately.
772. Just try it!
774. ****************************************
775. When 'I' becomes 'We', even illness becomes wellness!
777. ****************************************
778. Best words by a true friend:
779. .
780. ..
781. ...
782. ....
783. .....
784. Friends don't utter words, they communicate with gestures that only close friends understand!
785. 
     
786. 
     
787. 
     
788. 
     
789. 
     
790. 
     
791. Everyone has a friend during each stage of life;
792. But I am thankful to God that only a lucky few like me... have the same friends, like you, in all the stages of life!
794. ****************************************
795. Money is a Small Coin;
796. Health is a Big Coin;
797. Love is a Lucky Coin;
798. Happiness is a Sweet Coin;
799. But Friendship is a Gold Coin.
800. So always keep it safe and secured!
802. ****************************************
803. My care for friends will be in my heart and not just in my words;
804. My anger for them will only be in my words and not in my heart!
806. ****************************************
807. A pair of good friends are like a pair of scissors.
808. Sometimes close, sometimes far;
809. But always connected and will destroy anyone who comes between them!
811. ****************************************
812. My friends are very special because they're funny, friendly, crazy, nuts, mental, daft, kind and caring.
813. But most of all, they are all the more special because they're mine!
815. ****************************************
816. Don't look for friends who will solve all your problems. Look for someone who won't let you face them alone.
817. Thanks for being one!
819. ****************************************
820. Of all the friends I've ever met;
821. Your the one I won't ever forget.
822. And if I die before you do;
823. I'll go to heaven and wait for you!
825. ****************************************
826. Friendship is:
827. Not how you forget but how you forgive;
828. Not how you listen but how you understand;
829. Not what you see but how you feel;
830. Not how you let it go but how you hold on!
832. ****************************************
833. No one in this world is rich enough to buy his own childhood and youth back.
834. Only friends help to recreate those moments from time to time at no cost!
836. ****************************************
837. Nothing compares to the stomach ache one gets from laughing with one's best friends!
838. 
     
839. 
     
840. 
     
842. ****************************************
843. 
     
844. 
     
845. Life changes from:
846. Class room to Office
847. Books to Files
848. Jeans to Formal
849. Pocket money to Salary
850. Boyfriend to Husband
851. But friends are always friends!
853. ****************************************
854. Friendship is like standing on the wet cement,
855. Longer you stay,
856. The harder to leave
857. and
858. If you try to go,
859. You cant go without leaving your footprint.
861. ****************************************
862. I have entered your name in my life's JOURNAL;
863. Posted you in the LEDGER of my heart;
864. And classified you as a FIXED ASSET.
865. Because the MARKET VALUE of your friendship shall never DEPRECIATE in my heart!
867. ****************************************
868. Have a heart that never hardens;
869. Have a smile that never fades;
870. Have a touch that never burnt;
871. And have friendship that never breaks!
873. ****************************************
874. I cherish you so much that even when I have
875. F: Failures and
876. R: Rejections, I
877. I: Inform it to you which helps
878. E: End my
879. N: Nervousness and
880. D: Dilemma.
881. I pride in our friendship!
883. ****************************************
884. I hate you because you're
885. 
     
886. F: Frightening
887. R: Repulsive
888. I: Impolite
889. E: Embarrassing
890. N: Nasty and
891. D: Disgusting
892. 
     
893. And I love you also for the same reason as you're my dear friend!
895. ****************************************
896. If you're a chocolate, you are the SWEETEST;
897. If you're a teddy, you are the most HUGGABLE;
898. If you're a star, you are the BRIGHTEST;
899. And since you are my friend, you're the BEST!
901. ****************************************
902. 7 days make a Week
903. 7 notes make a Music
904. 7 colors make a Rainbow
905. 7 continents make a World
906. And 7 beautiful letters make us FRIENDS!
908. ****************************************
909. If Care is a Wave, I give you a Sea;
910. If Respect is a Leaf, I give you a Tree;
911. If Trust is a Planet, I give you a Galaxy;
913. ****************************************
914. A friend is someone who is there for you when he'd rather be somewhere else!
915. 
     
917. ****************************************
918. 
     
919. 
     
920. The privilege of drinking with friends is that one can talk nonsense all the time;
921. And the best thing is that nonsense is understood, discussed and respected!
923. ****************************************
924. Being honest may not get you a lot of friends;
925. But It'll always get you the right ones!
927. ****************************************
928. Life can give us a lot of beautiful persons but only one person is enough for a beautiful life!
929. Dear friend, I am proud to have you as as that one person!
931. ****************************************
932. If you are angry with your lovable friend;
933. Just put aside you egos;
934. Just hug each other and say;
935. "I need you idiot, at least to fight with me."
937. ****************************************
938. A friend who understands your tears is much more valuable than a friend who only knows your smile!
940. ****************************************
941. Love is like a chewing gum, it tastes only in the beginning;
942. But friendship is like a chocolate, it tastes till it ends!
944. ****************************************
945. Life starts Intense;
946. But ends with Silence;
947. Love starts with Fear;
948. But ends with Tears;
949. And Friendship starts However;
950. Will always remain Forever.
952. ****************************************
953. F: Falling but still
954. R: Running with
955. I: Interest while
956. E: Encountering
957. N: Numerous
958. D: Difficulties for you!
960. ****************************************
961. Friends are:
962. F: Fabulous
963. R: Real
964. I: Impeccable
965. E: Everlasting
966. N: Necessary
967. D: Delectable and
968. S: Spicy
970. ****************************************
971. Friendship is a network that needs:
972. No recharge;
973. No roaming;
974. No validity;
975. No activation;
976. No signal problem;
977. Just don't switch off your heart...
978. 
     
979. 
     
981. ****************************************
982. 
     
983. 24 hours make a day;
984. 7 days make a week;
985. 4 weeks make a month;
986. 12 months make a year;
987. But a friend like you makes a life!
989. ****************************************
990. Alone I can Say but together we can Talk;
991. Alone I can Smile but together we can Laugh;
992. Alone I can Enjoy but together we can Celebrate.
993. That's the beauty of our Friendship!
995. ****************************************
996. The best friendships are built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, laughter and a dislike of the same people!
998. ****************************************
999. A friend is the one who:
1000. Inspires you;
1001. Laughs at you;
1002. Cries with you;
1003. Understands you;
1004. And guides you!
1006. ****************************************
1007. Most of the things we desire in life are expensive;
1008. But the truth is that the things that really satisfy us are absolutely free;
1009. Love, Joy, Laughter and Friends.
1011. ****************************************
1012. A friend is the one who takes all the trouble of putting you into trouble and then troubles himself by steering you out of trouble!
1014. ****************************************
1015. Friend means:
1016. F: Free from all formalities
1017. R: Right to say anything
1018. I: Ideal companion
1019. E: Either good or bad
1020. N: No sorry no thanks
1021. D: Dear to dearest one
1023. ****************************************
1024. Friendship is a little more trust;
1025. A little less try;
1026. A little more laugh;
1027. And a little less cry;
1028. A little more We and a little less I.
1029. Thanks for being my friend.
1031. ****************************************
1032. Beautiful friendship saying:
1033. Life can give us a number of beautiful friends;
1034. But;
1035. Only True Friends can give us a Beautiful Life.
1037. ****************************************
1038. Teachers are Hot Water;
1039. Parents are Mineral Water;
1040. Enemies are Salt Water;
1041. Lovers are Rose Water;
1042. But friends are Soda Water!
1043. Cheers to friendship!
1044. 
      
1045. 
      
1047. ****************************************
1048. 
      
1049. 
      
1050. F: Fantastic
1051. R: Relationship
1052. I: Inviting
1053. E: Exciting
1054. N: Non-stop
1055. D: Delight
1057. ****************************************
1058. Friendship is like a Pillow.
1059. When you're tired, you relax on it;
1060. When you're sad, you sheds tear on it;
1061. When you're angry, you punch it;
1063. ****************************************
1064. Your friendship is a Blank Cheque for me.
1065. It's an asset not a liability;
1066. Always a credit and never a debit;
1067. Always a profit not a loss;
1068. And I hope it never bounces!
1070. ****************************************
1071. A friend is:
1072. A push when you have stopped;
1073. A chat when you are lonely;
1074. A guide when you are searching;
1075. A smile when you are sad;
1076. And a song when you are glad!
1078. ****************************************
1079. A real friend:
1080. Cares like a Mom;
1081. Scolds like a Dad;
1082. Teases like a Sister;
1083. Irritates like a Brother;
1084. And loves more than a lover!
1086. ****************************************
1087. Old friends are gold;
1088. New friends are diamond;
1089. If you get a diamond;
1090. Don't forget the gold;
1091. Because to hold a diamond;
1092. You always need a base of gold.
1094. ****************************************
1095. Treat your friends and your money the same;
1096. They both are hard to make and easy to lose.
1098. ****************************************
1099. Friend is a ship, it sails over tough waters.
1101. ****************************************
1102. Always try to spend few seconds with your friends even if you are busy;
1103. Because one day you can get free time;
1104. But not your friends back.
1106. ****************************************
1107. True friendship is when you feel comfortable sending each other ugly photos of yourselves.
1108. 
      
1109. 
      
1110. 
      
1112. ****************************************
1113. Art of living:
1114. First of all, don't make friends
1115. If made, don't get attached to them
1116. If attached, don't love them
1117. If loved, then please don't leave them!
1119. ****************************************
1120. Dear Friend,
1121. I am blessed to have you both as my MIRROR as well as my SHADOW;
1122. Because Mirrors don't lie and Shadows never leave!
1124. ****************************************
1125. Happiness requires two things:
1126. A friend to laugh with;
1127. And a friend to laugh at!
1128. Thanks for being one of them!
1130. ****************************************
1131. One generally makes 10 friends;
1132. Laughs with 9;
1133. Talks regularly to 8;
1134. Meets 7;
1135. Celebrates with 6;
1136. Loyal to 5;
1137. Parties with 4;
1138. Holidays with 3;
1139. Cries with 2;
1140. But only trusts 1!
1142. ****************************************
1143. Remember, you don't need a certain number of friends, just a number of friends you can be certain of!
1145. ****************************************
1146. Difference between a friend and a best friend:
1147. 
      
1148. When you're admitted to a hospital:
1149. A friend asks: How's the health?
1150. But a best friend asks: How's the nurse?
1152. ****************************************
1153. A real friend is the one who'll try to pick you up when you have fallen;
1154. And if he can't pick you up, he'll lie down right beside you!
1156. ****************************************
1157. I checked my pocket and I found coins;
1158. I checked my wallet and I found rupees;
1159. But when I checked my heart, I found a friends like you;
1160. And then I realized about my riches!
1162. ****************************************
1163. We meet 3 types of friends in our lifetime:
1164. 1. Friends for a reason
1165. 2. Friends for a season
1166. 3. Friends for a lifetime
1168. ****************************************
1169. I can't find a reason why life introduced me to you.
1170. But that's not the question. The question is as to how life knew that I needed a friend like you!
1171. 
      
1172. 
      
1174. ****************************************
1175. 
      
1176. Smiling is a sign of good mood;
1177. Laughing is sign of happiness;
1178. Praying is sign of good faith;
1179. And having you as my friend is a sign of God's blessings!
1181. ****************************************
1182. Some people are responsible for your crying and tears;
1183. Others give you laughter and smiles;
1184. But only very rare people can give you laughing tears and crying smiles; and those are known as Friends.
1185. Thanks for being a friend!
1187. ****************************************
1188. Never let your friends feel lonely - Disturb them at all times!
1190. ****************************************
1191. I value the friend who for me finds time on his calendar.
1192. I cherish the friend who for me does not consult his calendar.
1194. ****************************************
1195. A best friend knows when you are sad;
1196. A best friend knows when you are mad;
1197. A best friend knows when you are crying;
1198. A best friend knows when you are lying!
1200. ****************************************
1201. To love without Condition;
1202. To talk without Intention;
1203. To give without Reason;
1205. ****************************************
1206. A coin is easy to earn, a friend is hard to find;
1207. The coin depreciates but a friend appreciates;
1208. I lost a coin when I sent you an SMS to you but it's a cheap bargain to get in touch with you!
1210. ****************************************
1211. Good friends are those:
1212. Who care without hesitation;
1213. Who remember without limitations;
1214. Who help without any reservation;
1215. And who remain the same even without communication!
1217. ****************************************
1218. Friendship is like an 'ONION' which has many layers of TRUST and CARE.
1219. If you'll try to cut it, you'll find nothing except 'Tears' in your eyes!
1221. ****************************************
1222. Friends are the worst tenants.
1223. They enter our hearts, pay no rent, don't vacate it and after they leave, they just break down where they lived!
1224. 
      
1225. 
      
1227. ****************************************
1228. 
      
1229. There are 4 Parts in a Heart:
1230. 1/4 Papa
1231. 1/4 Mom
1232. 1/4 God
1233. 1/4 Love
1234. What about a friend?
1235. Sorry, No place for a friend in the heart, because you're a heart beat!
1237. ****************************************
1238. A true friend is someone who thinks you are a good egg - even though he knows you are slightly cracked!
1240. ****************************************
1241. Friendship is not a word and not simply a relationship. It is a silent promise which says, I WAS, I AM and I WILL BE
1242. .
1243. ..
1244. ...
1245. a headache for you forever!
1247. ****************************************
1248. Dear Friend,
1249. I am the the strongest person in the world because your friendship is my weakest point!
1251. ****************************************
1252. Treat life as the sea;
1253. Heart as the seashore;
1254. And Friends like the waves.
1255. It never matters how many waves are there? What matters is which one touches the seashore!
1257. ****************************************
1258. Wife is a Memory Card;
1259. Husband is an ATM Card;
1260. Parents are PAN Card;
1261. Girlfriend is a Debit Card;
1262. Sister-in-law is a Recharge Card;
1263. Child is an Identity Card;
1264. But Friends are AADHAR Card - Bloody useful everywhere!
1266. ****************************************
1267. The importance of a good friends in our life is like the importance of our heart beats. Though they are not loud but they silently support our life!
1269. ****************************************
1270. Nayi Cheez Dekho:
1271. Voda(F)one
1272. Ai(R)cell
1273. Rel(I)ance
1274. id(E)a
1275. Bs(N)l
1276. TATA In(D)icom
1277. Dekho FRIEND ke bina saare network adhura hain - Kyunki har ek friend zaroori hota hai!
1279. ****************************************
1280. Value of relation is not that how much you feel happy with some one. But it is that how much some one feels alone without you.
1282. ****************************************
1283. Heart is like a crystal, preserve it.
1284. Love is like perfume, spread it.
1285. Feelings are like water, flow with them.
1286. And Friendship is like an umbrella, come let's share it!
1287. 
      
1288. 
      
1290. ****************************************
1291. 
      
1292. Thanks for being a
1293. F: Fellow
1294. R: Relied
1295. I: In
1296. E: Ending
1297. N: Noxious and
1298. D: Difficult Days
1300. ****************************************
1301. Don't place me in your eyes, I may fall as a tear.
1302. Place me in your heart, so that every beat reminds you that this friend is always there for you!
1304. ****************************************
1305. My heart has a Condition;
1306. No one enters it without Permission;
1307. Only a FRIEND gets Admission;
1308. And that too, without any Donation!
1310. ****************************************
1311. Power and Wealth are fruits of life;
1312. But Family and Friends are roots of life!
1313. We can manage without the fruits;
1314. But can never stand without the roots!
1316. ****************************************
1317. We are the best of friends. Always remember that if you fall, I'll pick you up after I finish laughing!
1319. ****************************************
1320. Love starts with a smile;
1321. Grows with a kiss;
1322. And ends with a tear;
1323. But friendship starts with a laughter;
1324. Grows with an understanding;
1325. And ends with death!
1327. ****************************************
1328. Friendship is:
1329. A little more Smile;
1330. A little less Frown;
1331. A little more We;
1332. A little less I;
1333. A little more Laugh;
1334. A little less Cry;
1335. Friendship is simply U and I!
1337. ****************************************
1338. I could forget a face;
1339. Forget a home;
1340. Forget a place;
1341. Forget a name;
1342. Forget a game;
1343. I could even forget myself but forgetting a friend like you, forget it!
1345. ****************************************
1346. I dropped a tear in an ocean while thinking of you. And I promise to be your friend till I find it!
1348. ****************************************
1349. Time might lead me to nowhere and faith might break into pieces but I will always be thankful that in my life's journey, we became friends!
1350. 
      
1351. 
      
1353. ****************************************
1354. 
      
1355. 
      
1356. How to grow friendship?
1357. Pick a good heart;
1358. Plant it in a pot of trust;
1359. Water it with good thoughts;
1360. Fertilise it with love and faith;
1361. Remove misunderstanding and keep in touch!
1363. ****************************************
1364. True friends are like mornings.
1365. You can't have them for the whole day; but you can be sure they'll b there when you wake up tomorrow, next week, next year, forever...
1367. ****************************************
1368. Why is a group of friends called a friend circle?
1369. Because
1370. A square has 4 ends
1371. A triangle has 3 ends
1372. A line has 2 ends
1373. But a circle has no end!
1374. FRIENDSHIP  492
1375. Friends are like puzzle pieces.
1376. If one piece is lost, it can never be replaced; And that puzzle will never get completed!
1378. ****************************************
1379. You are as cool as Vodka;
1380. As hard as Tequila;
1381. As warm as Cognac;
1382. As exotic as Amaretto;
1383. And as special as Champagne!
1384. Cheers to our friendship!
1385. FRIENDSHIP  189
1386. Dear best friend,
1387. I honestly don't know what I would do without you!
1389. ****************************************
1390. Friends are like films.
1391. Some are hilarious;
1392. Some are good action;
1393. Some are really romantic;
1394. And yet some are full of tragedy.
1395. But a very few are like you, simply non-sense!
1397. ****************************************
1398. A few special friends can magically brighten up your heart and Life...
1399. I am truly thankful to God for blessing me with such wonderful F.R.I.E.N.D.S. like you!
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1402. Our friendship has become more of a HABIT.
1403. Even if you take out H-A BIT remains;
1404. Take out A-BIT remains;
1405. Finally, take out B-IT remains!
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1407. A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart!
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