non veg sms 2016 sms

• #sardar bike se ja raha tha wife piche se pakad kar baithi thi bike ka exident ho gaya sardar gir pada ek aadmi bola sardarji baal baal bach gaye sardar bola han
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• #santa k taxi me nangi ladki aa k beth gyi santa ghurne lga Ladki kbi nangi ladki nahi dekhi Santa sala m to ye dekh rha hu k tune kiraya kaha rkha hoga
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• #Hello iam sanjay raaz i have to lots of shayari specle for you
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• #A lady after delivery was getting stitches the curious husband peeping thru window knocked shyly said poora to nahi siloge na
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• #what is commen bitwin MOOV cream LUUUND Dono hi Gahrai tak jaye Garmahat laye Aram dilaye Uh se ahaa tak
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• GF jr tu jhopla aahes tr swapn pathav jaga aahes tr athvni pathv radat ahes tr ashru pathv BF HAGAYLA BASLOY GOO PATHAVU
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• #arz kia hai mud kr zara idhar b dekh zalim k tamana hum bhi rakhte hai wah wah chut tere pass hai to kya hua lund hum bhi rakhte hai
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• #arz kia hai mud kr zara idhar bhi dekh zaalim k tammana hum bhi rakhte wah wah chut tere pass hai to kya lund hum bhi rakhte hai
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• #sardar bike se ja raha tha wife piche se pakad kar baithi thi bike ka exident ho gaya sardar gir pada ek aadmi bola sardarji baal baal bach gaye sardar bola han
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• #Sham hui jab piya ghar aaye khaat bichaya aangan me Lab chuse stan dabaye or ling ghusaya jaangan me Wo sisak sisak kar ro padi jab g
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• #Hindi ki madam ne kaha bacho girdhar barse aangan me par kavita likho ek student ne likha Ek Hamari pyari madam masti bhare is yovan me
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• Suhag rat main Dulha Jaan aaj tumhe chand main le jaou ya taro pe Dulhan sarmake boli ye to aapka rocket dekh kar hi bataungi
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• #Neta gaon ke 1ghar me jaakar 1aurat se bola ab ham aa gaye hain ab vikas hoga Aurat pichhli baar bi tune kaha tha par sunita hui thi
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• #Roye is kadar unke sine se lipat kar Roye is kadar unke sine se lipat kar Ki wo khud apna Bra utarkar boli Daba le kamine natak mat kar
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• #wo apni badkismati ka kissa kis kis ko sunata galib Gaand ka operation tha aur bahenchod doctor bhi saukin nikla
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• #Ek Lady Ne 500 Rs Ka Note Shopkeeper Ko Diya Shopkeeper Aapne Kya Is Note Ko Apni Bra Mein Rakha Thha Lady Haan Shopkeeper Tabhi gandhi ka muh khula hai
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• #Muslim Ladki Ke Fayde Ek Hindu Ladke Se Shaadi Karne Ke Burkhe Se Aajadi 7 8 Deliveries Se Rahat Talak Ka Khatra Nahi Saaf Daadi Wala Pati Aur Puri lulli
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• Jahan Dosti Waha Pyar Jha Pyar Wha Ishq Jaha Ishq Waha Mohabbat Jha Mohabat Waha Chudai Jha Chudai Wha Dard Jaha Dard Wha Zandu baam
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• Mummy Beta Shadi Ke Pehle Main Bhi Maal Thi Tere Papa Ne Ghis Ghis Kar Maal Se L Nikalkar Maa Bana Diya
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• Kya Aap Bhi Pareshan Hai Ese Dialogs Se Aaj Nahi Mera Vrat Hai Gabraye Nahi Ab Aise Dino Ke Liye Jaldi Hi Aa Raha H Manforce Condom In Sabudana flavour me
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• #1 ladke Ne Mariage Bureau Pe Phone Kia MERE DONO HATH OR PAAV NAHI HAi KYA MERI SHADI HO SAKTI HAI Lady Apka WO To Hai na Ladka Usi se to DIAL KIa h
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• Ladka Hello Darling Nind Nhi Aa Rhi H Sex Ho Jaye Ladki Arrey Yaar Meri Choot Me Kon Si Teri Ma Loriyan Ga Rhi H Jo Tuje Nind Aa Jayegi Muthh Mar Or So Ja
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• Math Lady Teacher 1 Me 2 Daalen To Kya Hota Hai Girl Mam Ye To Aap Ka Hi Hounsla Hai Warna Hamuri To 1 Se Hi Jaan Nikal Jati Hai
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• Lutero ne ladki ke zevar lut liye Log bole hukr karo ki izzat nahi luti Ladki chillai tumhari ma ka bhosda izzat bech bech k hi to zevar kharidi thi
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• aarz kiya hai jaaneman collegese nikalti he kitabon ko seene se lagaati ho hum kya marr gye hai ki khud hi dabba leti ho
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• 1 Sadhu Baal Khol K Ladies Toilet Me Ghus Gaya A Lady2Sadhu Behen Konsa Mahina Hai Sadhu 11wa Lady Tabi Bache Ka Ek Hath Baahar Hai p
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• 1Ladki ki Panty Kho Gayi Usne Apne Kutte ko CHUT Sungha K Chhor Diya Sham Ko TV Pe NEWS aayi 1 Kutte Ko Goli Maar Di Gayi Kyuki Usne 35 Logo Ka LUND Kaat lia
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• Patni pati ko surprise krne k liye kitchen me jake new SIM se call ki or boli Hello Darling Pati Baad me call karo jaan abhi wo kutiya kitchen me hai
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• Ary kiya hai koi ladki hume thulrade to gum nahi 7 wah wah Koi ladki hume thukrade to gum nahi are us ladki ki ma ka bhosda jiski kismat me hum nahi
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• Ladka Hello Darling Nind Nhi Aa Rhi H Sex Ho Jaye Ladki Arrey Yaar Meri Choot Me Kon Si Teri Ma Loriyan Ga Rhi H Jo Tuje Nind Aa Jayegi Muthh Mar Or So Ja
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• Question Of The Year Jab Mohobbat Or Jung Mein Sab Jayaz Hai To Mohobbat Mein Hone Wale Chunnu Munnu Na Jayaz Kyun
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• Ek Aadmi Mochi se apni Gand silwane ke bad bola Bhaiya kitna hua Mochi Rs 5000 Aadmi Yeh lo Rs 10000 Mochi wo kyu Aadmi RATE sunke fir gand fat gai
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• I want to suck you lick you wanna move my tongue all over you wanna feel you in my mouth yep tat s how u eat an ice cream
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• 5 inch ki jaga 7 inch ka pehle se mota or xtra lamba jo aap ko day pehlay se ziada maza sakun or aram ki zamanat master ka molti foam
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• Aap ko CHODA Aap ko pir CHODA Aap ko bar bar CHODA Aap ko hamesha hamesha k leye CHODA AUGUST mubarik ho Hahahahaaaa
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• 5 inch ka hai size normal hai mazboot hai ziyada mota bhi nahi 2 ladkiyan dekh choki hain lena hai to bolo mera LG KG 195 full time masti non stop fun
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• 5 inch ki jaga 7 inch ka pehle se mota or xtra lamba jo aap ko day pehlay se ziada maza sakun or aram ki zamanat master ka molti foam
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• Legs utha ke karo Tange feala ke karo Ghuma ghuma ke karo Aage peechey dono taraf karo Jitna karoge utna halka mehsoos hoga Ramdev ji ka yoga
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• Kuch larkiyan khare hu kar dyti hein Kuch larkiyan bend hu kar dyti hein Kuch larkiyan tu beht kar dyeti hein Jaroo
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• A peach is a peach a plum is a plum a kiss aint a kiss unless its wid tongues so open ur mouth close ur eyes give ur tongue some exercise
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• Kuch log thodi der karte hain Kuch log 2 3 dafa karte hain aur kuch saari raat karte rahate hain tab jaakar hota hai unka Mobile Charge
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• Tell me is it going in yeah is it hurting ooh yeah ouch its hurtin ok i wil put it in slowly stil hurtin ahh yeh den lets try d other shoe
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• pahlay hat ma lo phir mon mal lo phir tokh laghao phir sidha karoo phir sorakh ma daloo uf kithna muskhil ha soi ma dagha dalna
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• Aap ko CHODA Aap ko pir CHODA Aap ko bar bar CHODA Aap ko hamesha hamesha k leye CHODA AUGUST mubarik ho Hahahahaaaa
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• A girl sitting in examination hall with sardar ji Girl sardar ji mein tuwadi nakal mar laa Sardar ahoo to meri nakel maar lay fair mein teri asal mar lawa
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• A man goin 2 his work Another man asks Kahan ja raha hy bhai 2nd rplied Yar kaarkhany ja rha hon 1st Aby ghr me khana nhi pkta jo Car khany ja rha hy
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• Train Me 1 Larke Ne Cigarete Jalai Pas Bethe Admi Ne Usse Kaha Cigarete k Dhuwai n Se Meri Tabyat Khrab Hony Lgti Hy Larka Bola Tou Aap Smoking Q Krty Hyn
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• Diagram in a book was not clear So madam drew a diagram on a Blackboard and announced Dont look at a book Figure Look at my Figure
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• Man to motel desk clerk How much for room Clerk depends on room size Man Do you take children Clerk No sir only cash and credit cards
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• Man to motel desk clerk How much for room Clerk depends on room size Man Do you take children Clerk No sir only cash and credit cards
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• Height of disappointment A woman finding out AFTER Long search on net that Phillip s 21 inch was actually a TV
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• School mein bachche ke papa ne teacher se kaha Madam ji thodi aap koshish karo thodi hum karte hain bachcha to nikal hi jayega
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• Baniya Gave Matrimonial Add 4 His Daughter Working At A Call Center Wanted A Suitable Match For Chandigarh s Highest Paid Call Girl
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• Admi ne train main Gori ka rape kar diya Judge Tum ne is ke sath ghalat kam kiyun kiya Ad Maine naam poocha tha she said Merry Marlow bas fir kia i did it
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• Agar Bill Gates Ki Mummy Bore Ho Gayi To Usse Kya Kahoge Ans Mother Bored
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• I used to think that dreams do not come true but this quickly changed the moment I laid my eyes on you
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• When sum1 touches u u dont feel it its IGNORANCE Wen sum1 touches u u feel it its LOVE But When nobody touchs u but u feel it then its KHUJLI
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• There are only 5 things we need in life Good friends Good job Good food Good sleep GOOD _ UCK whatever u are thinking That s right
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• Q Which part of Female Body is the most sensitive is wet inside Water comes out when smething ENTERS in it Answr EYE But i love the way u think
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• Woman to a shopkeeper Joshaanda hai Shopkeeper Meynu te bara josh aanda ay twanon aanda hai
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• My eyes bear uncountable tears Bcoz u r far away 4m me I wish u were here To cut these ONIONS instead of me
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• Philosophy Of Life At The Beginning Of Married Life Every Girl Treats Her Husband As god Later On Somehow That Alphabets Got Reversed
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• Lets Plan For A Movie 2day R U Free If Yes Tum Apne Tv Pe Dekho Mein Apne Tv Pe Dekhunga
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• S0n 2 his Dad Dad Ap kabhi Misar gaye thy Dad Nahi Beta Son Phr itni Khatarnak Mummy Kahan se laye
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• Which Part Of A Man s Body Has No Bone Full Of Veins Loves Pumping And Responsible 4 Making LOVE It s HEART
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• Chachi to Bhatija hum chaat ki dukan kholenge Lekin gaahak kaise ayenge Bhatija to Chachi Mein advrtsmnt karunga k 10 rupaye me Chachi ki Chat lo
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• Tarasta Hy Dil Tery Awaz K Liye Tere Mohabat Bhary Alfaz K Liye Hum Or Kuch Nahi MAngty Tum Se INSAN BAN JAO KHUDA K LIYE
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• Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher can kids of our age have kids Teacher replied NO Never Boy said to girl see i told you not to worry