- Man and God met somewhere, both exclaimed: “My Creator!”
- A long dispute means that both the parties are wrong
- Wise men think all they say,Fools say all they think.
- We have enough gun control. What we need is idiot control.
- The trouble is that you think you’ve time!
- Flattery is telling others exactly what they think of themselves
- Forgiveness is like fragrance a flower leaves after being stepped upon
- If the facts don’t fit the theory, change the facts.
- Very painful feeling in the world..
- Being truly in love with someone & still being single….
- You may not be perfect in many things…But..Many things cannot be perfect without you
- A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?” Father replied, “I don’t know son, I’m still paying.”
- No Matter How CRAZY N FUNNY The Scenes Are Around You. Its USELESS Without The PERSON , YOU Want To LAUGH With ….
- Nothing is true everything is fake. Where there is no place for truthfulness to prevail.
- Don’t wait for tha perfect moment…Take tha moment & make it perfect..
- I will Love you Forever …Until the Last rose Dies
- Satisfy the Person Who Expects A SMILE From You Rather Than Surprising the Person Who Never Expected Anything From You
- I love my job only when I’m on vacation.
- The lottery is a tax on people who are bad at math.
- Silent people have the loudest minds.
- One day our life will flash before our eyes. Make sure it is worth watching.
- I am born to EXPRESS not to IMPRESS.
- A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer.
- I stayed in a really old hotel last night. They sent me a wake-up letter.
- wenever a tree loses it’s leaf a new leaf is ready to to take its place..
- I am a good boy with lots of bad habits.
- He has all of the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.
- Making a million friends is not a miracle. The miracle is to make a friend who will stand by you when millions are against you.
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