Riddle SMSText Messages2017

Interviewer: There are 500 bricks on a plane.
You drop one outside. How many are left?
Applicant: That's easy, 499

Interviewer: What are the three steps to put an elephant into a fridge?
Applicant: Open the fridge.
Put the elephant in.
Close the fridge.

Interviewer: What are the four steps to put a deer into the fridge?
Applicant: Open the fridge.
Take the elephant out.
Put the deer in.
Close the fridge.

Interviewer: It's lion's birthday,
all the animals are there except one, why?
Applicant: Because the deer is in the fridge.

Interviewer: How does an old woman cross a swamp filled with crocodiles?
Applicant: She just crosses it
because the crocodiles are at the lion's birthday.

Interviewer: Last question.
In the end the old lady still died, Why?

Applicant: Err....I guess she drowned?
Interviewer: No! She was hit by the brick. You may leave now.
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Koi sa bhi 1 alphabet choose karo,
to pata chale ga k sub se pehle
ap ko apne life partner say kia mile ga

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aquarium mai 2 fishes teir rahi hain
ab batao un mai se nur kon aur mada kon?
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Congratulate someone for their mistake
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When u get this SMS,
Send it to
1 person U love,
1 u hate,
1 u always think of &
1 u wish to kill.
now keep guessing why I send it to u!!


This is a secret msg send only 4 u, try 2 solve what it means:

LISTEN - TL + MAD - SEN + ICE - CEAD + SUCCESS + YES - CUE + OUT - TESCS.

GIVE ME THE ANSWER IF YOU KNOW

answer=" I MISS YOU"

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This is a smart test, try 2 solve it

R+CAT+SHOW-RAT+SUN-CHOSE+MOON+I-NOON+GOAL+T-GOAT-U+E

Send answer if u r a genius.
It's only 1 word.
Solve n reply

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⧭⧭⧭Choose any number below,
I will tell about your personality
I will give you answer after your reply
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⬸⬸Select one dish, ill tell you the relation b/w you and me?

1-Seekh Kabab
2-Kaleji
3-Karhai
4-Qorma
5-Tikka
6-Kabab
7-Biryani
8-Roll Paratha
9-Daal??
Tell me your answer

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I am made of 5 letters,
If U remove the first letter,
It is part of our body.

If U remove the second letter,
It is everywhere!

Guess what ???!

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⧭⧭⧭Solve this riddle:-
"The Fishermen love me.
But doctors hate me.
Kids want 2 eat me.
I am a 13 letter word,
Who am I? Hint
_H_T_ _ _I_ _ME🔀🔀🔀🔀


Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher
than the Empire State Building?
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⧬⧬What part of a human, which size doesn't increase?
(remain as same as at the time of Birth)

Do u think u can answer....



"A" ki Biwi "B",
"B" ki Bhabhi "C",
"C" ki beti "V",
"V" ka dada "G"
"G" ki biwi "K",
"K" ki beti "T",
To batao 'A" or "T"
ka kya rishta ha ???

Answer= Husband & Wife

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A woman shoots her husband.
Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes.
Finally, she hangs him.

But 5 minutes later they both go out and
enjoy a wonderful dinner together.

How can this be?



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⬇⬇Challenge for you to tell the abbreviations...

1. I.Q. = ?
2. a.m = ?
3. p.m = ?
4. e.g. = ?
5. i.e. = ?
6. SIM = ?
7. OK = ?
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⧪⧪Which 3 Letters Can
Change a Girl Into a Women.?
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Click here for answer
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⧭⧭⧭Answer these questions instantly.
U can't take ur time,
answer them immediately . Ok?

1:-u are participating in a race.
U overtake the second person.
What position are u in ?

2:-If u overtake the last person, then u ar⬆⬆⬆⬆

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🔝Solve this geographical riddle.
I am the first on earth,
The second in heaven,
I appear two times in a week,
You can only see me once in a year although i am in the middle of the sea,
What am i?
Your iq test🔝🔝🔝🔝🔝