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1. When u are good, u are good, when u are awesome u are me….
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3. I miss ur smile bt I miss my own even more…
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5. When u are good, u are good, when u are awesome u are me….
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7. Naa Block kiya tha Aur naa kabhi karenge..Tujhe toh apna photo or status dikha dikha ke jalayenge..
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9. People say me bad..bt trust me I’m the worst..
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13. Lend me a Kiss and I will pay it back with interest.
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15. One of the cardinal rules of dieting is no must see you stuffing yourself. That way you can blame the diet that it is not working.
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17. Have you ever noticed that the more money you have the more you have to spend to stay happy?
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19. If you thought I care about you then you are deluding yourself because you cannot face the truth.
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21. Oh for the good old days when Black Friday fell on a Friday and people did not know about it.
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25. Give someone a reason to hate you and you will have the satisfaction of knowing there is at least cause enough.
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27. Accept yourself as you are unless you are a rapist or a killer.
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29. The Johnny Depp sutra about love is if you happen to fall for two people, choose the second one. Why? Because if the first one was really that attractive you would not have had eyes for anyone else.
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31. They may say I am bad but I am not. I am even worse. I am the worst.
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33. Learn from the Titanic that the tip is even more dangerous than what lies underneath.
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35. The awkward moment when u have crunchy food in a room full of silent people…
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37. That awkward moment when u have 10 tabs open & u cant figure out which 1 the music is coming from…
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39. That Awkward moment when u go out wearing new clothes & none of ur friends see u, so u wear them again the next day….
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41. That awkward moment when some1 likes ur Facebuk picture u uploaded 10 months ago..
42. The awkward moment in class when everybody is quiet & ur friend & u are the only idiots talking.
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44. My love for u is lyk a circle, it has no end… Happy anniversary darling…
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46. All my love for u is FREE!! Wishing you a very happy ANNIVERSARY.. My Sweetheart..!!
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48. I am soooo lucky to have u as my husband & this is the best day in my lyf… Happy anniversary To My world best hubbi…
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50. Wishing u a wonderful lyf together as husband & wife…Happy wedding anniversary to both of uh..!!
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52. Rishte toh bante hai uper wale ki duniya mein..Hum toh sirf nibhana jaante hai..Pta nahi dusre janam ke baare mein,per pyaar aapka har janam mein pana chahte hai..
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54. Aap dono ki jodi kabhi na tute Khuda kare aap ek dusre se kabhi na ruthe…Uhi ek hokar aap zindagi bitaaye ki Aap dono se khusiyon ke ek pal bhi na chhute…
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56. The easiest way 2 undrstnd d real prsnality of a woman is
57. 2 hear her talk about other women..
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59. Chord toh sakta hu magar chord nhi pata ushey,Wo sakhs meri bigdi hui aadat ki tarah hai..!!
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62. Chahe kitne bhi bade, Writter ban jao..Lakia toh saare,Guitar wale ladke hi..Le jaenge…
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66. Wo mohabbat bhi uski thi, wo nafrat bhi uski thi,Wo apnane our thhukrane ki adaa bhi uski thi,,
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68. Mai apni wafa ka insaff kis se mangti,Wo shahar bhi uska tha wo adalat bhi uski thi!!
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70. If you are a mistake, I want my life full of mistakes.
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72. Jitne Ka Maja Tab aata hai..Jab Koi Apke Haarne..Ka Intezaar Kr Raha Ho…
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74. People are so typical. They adore people who ignore them and ignore those who adore them.
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77. Fact Of Life..If every1 is happy with u, then surely u have,made many compromises in ur lyf..If u are happy with every1, surely u have ignored many faults of others…
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79. Call and I will pickup. Whatsapp is for when you know I will not pick up.
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82. Silence, they say, is golden, but silence can also break hearts. Words hurt but can be forgotten.Silence speaks much more harshly.
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84. Yeh mat samjh ki tere kabil nhi hai hum..tadap rhe hai wo aaj bhi jise haasil nahi hai hum..
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87. My real smile comes when i am with you Darling..It is so easy to put on an act with someone you do not love but to ignore someone you love is so much harder.
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89. My heart is where you can live forever at your will.
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93. Never forget whatever I did, I did with the best intentions, even if it turned out wrong.
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95. Na hum rahe dil lagane ke kabil,Na dil raha gum uthhane ke kabil,Lage uski yaado ke jo jakham dil par,Na chhoda usne muskurane ke kabil…
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97. Zindagi Ka Apna Hi Rang Hai Sahib, Gham Wali Raat Soya Nahi Jata, Aur Khushi Wali Raat Soney Nahi Deti..
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99. Dil mein aane ka rasta to hota h Lekin jaane ka rasta nhi hota…Isilye to jb koi dil se jata h to Dil tod kr hi jata h..
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102. Jin siddatou se ab koshis kar rahi hu tumhai bhulane ki,Kabhi bahut dil se dua manga karti thi, Tumhai apna bananae ki….
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104. Huye badnam magar phir bhi na sudhar paye hum,Phir wahi SHAYRI, phir wahi ISQUE, phir wahi “TUM”…
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106. I am not FLIRTING, I am just being extra nice to sum1 whu is extra attractive…
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108. You only talk about people who are worth talking about.
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110. Listen to your heart, especially when you have problems. The inner voice tells you the answers.
111. I am choosy in relationships but that does not make me antisocial..
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113. “No one rises suddenly in the world, not even the sun”..
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115. Suna hai sab kuch mil jata hai dua se, milte ho khud ya maangu khuda se???
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118. I am the One, the only One because there is no one else like me.
119. If someone hurts you just keep your head up high and prove to them that you dont need them to be happy.
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121. Stop hoping and move on if hoping does not get you anything.
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123. My personality is unchangeable. My attitude depends on yours.
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125. Fools hide pain in eyes. Wise hide it behind a smile.
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129. Maafi mangne ka ye matlab nhi, ki aap galat ho, aur koi dusra shi.. iska matlab yeh hai ki aap ish Rishtey ki dilse kadar krte hai..
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131. Hide emotions and show attitude. Who wants to know how you feel.
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133. “We read to know that we are not alone.”
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135. The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet. – Aristotle
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137. Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment. – Buddha
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139. Not all of us can do great Things. But we can do small Things with great LOVE.”
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141. Nothing is impossible when God is on your side… Good Morning…
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143. Girls need a moral support after their breakup & the moral support thinks that the girl genuinely cares 4 him.
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145. I’d rather loose an argument to u then loose u to an argument..
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147. To say I will love you more tomorrow means I do not love you that much today which is wrong.You cannot measure love.
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149. A real man love and respect their girl like a princess..
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151. Maybe I am not your first love but surely I can be the last?
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154. Arrey..!! Oooo pagle,Kitni baar meri DP check karega..Itni baar toh doctor bhi meri BP Check nhi karta..
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156. Hamare baare me itna mat sochh Hum “Dil” me aate hai..”samajh” me nahi..
157. Woh kahti hai…Mere jaisa koi aur nahi milega!!!Maine facebook per uska naam search kiya 805 aa gai..hehehheheheh…
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159. Arrey!! tu jitni English bolti hai..Usse jyada toh English Hum pi jaate hai…
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161. Looks are temporary. What matters permanently is what you are inside and your qualities.
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163. Tanhai se ish qadar mohhabat ho gai.. hame ki apna saya bhi sath ho to bheed si lagti hai…
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165. Aaj ushe ehasas meri mohobbat ka hua, Sehar me jab charcha meri sohrat ka hua.. Naam nahi leti ab jaan khti hai..
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167. Sometimes I Wish I could hurt you the way you hurt me, But i know, if i had a chance to, I would not…
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169. If people say you can’t or should not do something, do it. Gives great satisfaction.
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171. Looks are temporary.What matters permanently is what you are inside and your qualities.
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179. Facebook lets you send friend requests but I would like to know how to send enemy request too.
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181. Yeh ishq krna chhod diya yaro warna Hum toh aaj bhi palat ke dekh le toh ladkiya somwaar ke vart suru kr de..
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183. Kuch Logo Ki Selfie Dekhkar Lagta Hai Ki Unke Phone Me Camera Ki Jagah Pistol Honi Chahiye thi…
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185. Jab tum samne hoti ho Toh mera Dimag kaam Nahi karta qnki..bMera Dil kaam karta Hai..
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187. After using Facebook, whatsapp, wechat, viber etc… I have finally realised that DAARU is still the best way to connect with friends….
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