Dialogues WhatsApp Status Quotes Free 2017

Life is a race … if you don’t run fast … you will be like a broken undaa

Aal izz well … Aal izz well

Main toh aapko yeh padha raha tha ki, padhate kaise hai


##Agar andha hota, toh duniya ki sabse haseen cheez dekh nahi pata###aap
Aamir khan quotes##


#Exam toh bahut hote hai, baap mostly ek hi hota hai

#Hoshyari, tarkieb aur dokha####eeno mil jaaye toh log usse jadoo samajhte hai

Bhabhi hogi teri aur shaadi hogi meri

Shakal se to bidi ke kharkhane ka mazdoor lagta hai … saala choosa hua aam

Kaise sign karon yaar … meri pen toh tu le gayi

Yeh aap idhar idhar kya dekh rahe hain … udhar idhar dekhiye, udhar idhar


Kiss ho nahin paati yaar … kyun ki naak beech me aa jaati hai



#Mohe toh wohi chori pasand aavegi, joh mori mai ko pasand aavegi

Aap purush hi nahi …#mahapurush hai###

Do dost ek pyale mein chai piyenge … isse dosti badti hai

College di gate de is taraf hum life ko nachate hai … te duji taraf life humko nachati hai

Kaash mein oon ka gola hota … aur unki ungliyon mein lipta hota

Aamir khan dialogue

Bhagwan se baat kare ka communication system ye gola ka … total lul ho chuka hai

Aap ki aankhen meri taxi ki headlight ki tarah hai memsaab

Aaj tak aapne hamari wafaadari dekhi thi … ab hamara krodh dekhiye

Yeh kaunsa tha jaam joh tune pila diya … is sirphere ka sara system hila diya

Iyaan toh bolte kuch hai aur matbal kuch aur nikalta hai

Joh chauka udte huye jai … usse chakka kehte hai

#Ek pair past mein hai teh ek pair future mein hai#####tabhi toh hum aaj pe moot rahe hain

Hilna nahin, hilna nahin … nahin toh hila ke rakh doonga

Gyan toh gyan hota hai … chahe woh zabaani ho ya likhit

Joh darr gaya so mandir gaya

Mera aaj mera kal, mere din mere pal … sirf tumhare dum se hai

Hum bahut hi confusiya gaya hoon

#Main apne mulk ko apna ghar samajhta hoon

#Aaise tukur tukur ka dekhat ho?

#Humra gola par log jhoot nahi bolta hai

A#bhe oh ujhdi hui riyasat ke lutte huye sultan

##Milte hi nazarein dil milaya nahi jaata###aagaaz ko anjaam banaya nahi jaata

##Mujhe achchi filmein bilkul pasand nahin

##Earth ki toh lul hi baji hui hai

##Perfection ko improve karna mushkil hota hai

##Aaj Pooja, kal koi dooja

###Arre woh sharaabi ko aye-khuda maut aajaye####joh chhodke tujhe paimana mooh ko lagaye

###Judai ka gham jitna hoga … ###milan ka mazaa utna hi zyada hoga

###Arre yeh theater hai ki koyle ki bhatti … ###aye fan chalu kar reh

###Apna toh seedha hisaab hai … pati toh pati, varna rakhi ready###

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