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  • Teacher- Tum Do Assan Sawalo Ka Jawab Dena Pasand,
  • Karoge Ya Ek Musqil Sawal Ka,
  • Chintu- Ek Musqil Sawal Ka,
  • Teacher- To Batao Pehle Murgi Hui Ya Anda,
  • Chintu- Kaafi Dair Sochne Ke Baad Andda,
  • Teachar- Wo Kaise ? Explain Karo,
  • Chintu- Sar, Aap To Yeh Dusra Sawal Puch Rahe Hai. 


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  • Teacher – Bolo A For Apple,
  • Bacha Dheere Se- A For Apple 
  • Teacher Jor Se Bolo Tum,
  • Bacha – Jai Mata Di. 


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  • Teacher- Kyo Bunty Aaj Phir Tum Dair Se Aaye,
  • Banti- Sir Gir Gaya Tha Aur Lag Gaye,
  • Teacher- Khan Gir Gaye The Aur Khan Lag Gayi,
  • Mujhe To Kuch Dikhai Nahi Deta,
  • Bunty- Sir Bistar Par Gir Gaya Tha Aur Aankhe Lag Gayi Thi. 



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  • Teacher- Haan Bacho, Tum Uss Aadmi Ko Kya Kahoge Jo,
  • Bolta Hi Rahe, Jabki Dusre Log Uski Baat Mein Jara,
  • Bhi Dilchaspi Nahi Late Ho Jaldi Batao,
  • Chintu- Teacher. 



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  • Chintu Teacher Se Bola – Teacher Jab Aap English Ki,
  • Class Mein English Mein Bolti Haqi To Hisab Ki,
  • Class Mein Hisab Mein Kyon Nahi Bolti,
  • Teacher- Jayada 3-5 Ki To Mein Tumhe Claas Se 9-2-11 Kar Dungi.


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  • Maa Beti Se Bole- Beta Tumhe Itni Der Ho Gaye,
  • Suraj Bhi Nikal Aaya , Tum Abhi Tak Uthe Bhi Nahi,
  • Chintu- Mummy, Tumhe Malum Hona Chaiye,
  • Suraj Mujhse Bhi Pehle So Jata Hai. 


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  • Hospital Mein Pade Bimar Banta Ko Sahara Date Hue,
  • Banto- Ne Kaha� Tum Jara Bhi Chinta Mat Karo Thik Ho Jaoge,
  • Hame 5500 Rupey Kamre Ke, 3000 Rupey Nurse Ke,
  • 8000 Rupay Opration Ke Aur 2000 Rupey Dawao Ke Dane Hai,
  • Jara Socho To Ki Jin Lendaro Ko Tumse Itne Paise Wasul Karne Hai,
  • We Log Tumhe Kaise Mar Jane Denge.


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  • Hello..... Hello..... Mera Le Lo Dil,
  • Bolo.... Bolo.... Apni Kholo.... Jubba, Dekho Apni Khol Ke Dekho ... Aankhe,
  • Kitna Bada Hai Mera,,,,, Dil. 


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  • Ek Nangi Aurat Bar Mein Gayi Aur Usne Ek Peg Manga,
  • Wahi Paas Baitha Fauji Usse Dekh Raha Tha,
  • Nangi Aurat- Kya Kabhi Nangi Aurat Nahi Dekhi,
  • Fauhi- Dekhi Hai, Par Mein Soch Raha Hu Ki Tum Paise Kahan Se Nikalogi. 


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  • Chintu Ne Ek Din Apne Ghar Ki Deewar Par Pencil,
  • Se Kuch Line Aur Cartoon Bana Diye,
  • Rasoi Ke Kaam Se Nipatane Ke Baad Jab Chintu Ki Maa,
  • Baitak Room Mein Aaye Aur Diwaro Ko Dekha To Chintu,
  • Par Bhut Gussa Hui Aur Boli- Kyu Re Yah Bhi Koi Jagah Thi Aisa Karne Ki,
  • Chintu Ne Turant Uttar Diya � Maa Tumhi To Ise Drawing Room Kahti Ho,
  • So Maine Drawing Kar Di Or Kuch Kalakari Bhi Karu Kya.


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  • Santa Ne Banta Se Deri Se Aane Ka Karan Pucha To,
  • Banta Ne Karan Batate Hua Kaha- Yaar Meri Aadat Hai,
  • Main Jo Kaam Karta Hu Ussi Mein Doob Jata Hu,
  • Is Par Santa Ne Gusse Ne Kah- To Phir Tum Ek Kua Kyu Nahi Khdte. 



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  • Santa Ke Paas Banta Pehli-Pehli Baar Aaya Aur Unhe Namashkar Kiya,
  • Phir Bola – Kya Tum Mujhe Dus Hazar Rupee Udhar Doge,
  • Santa- Lekin Mein Aapko Janta Nahi Hu,
  • Banta- Aap Mujhe Jante Nahi Ho Esliye Aaya Hu,
  • Kyuki Jo Mujhe Janta Hai, Wo To Mujhe Ek Rupya Bhi Dene Ko Tayaar Nahi Hai. 


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  • Santo - Mere To Koi Santan Nahi Hai Sochti Hu Ye Sampati,
  • Kisi Sadhu Ko Daan Kar Du Yeh Sun Kar Santa,
  • Vivash Ho Kar Jane Laga Santo- Tum Kahan Ja Rahe Ho,
  • Santa- Shadu Banne Or Kaha Jaunga. 


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  • Santa- Kyu Akhbar Mei Padha Hai Ki Tumhari Sethani Mar Gayi Hai,
  • Banta- Haan, Bhai Mar Gayi Yaar Pichale Panch Baras Mein Budhiya,
  • Ki Biliyo Par Pyar Luta Raha Tha Taki Vasiyat Likhte Samay,
  • Use Mera Dhayan Bhi Rahe, Santa- Tab To Malamal Ho Gaye Honge,
  • Kya-Kya Milla Tumhe Banta- Uski Sari Billiya. 


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  • Santa Ne Banta Se Kaha – Mein Bina Ticket Tumhe Puri Duniya Ghuma Sakta Hu,
  • Banta – Wo Kaise,
  • Santa – Aao Mare Sath, Dekho Yah Raha Duniya Ka Naksha,
  • Bolo Tour Kahan Se Shuru Kiya Jaye. Saari Duniya Ghuma Dunga.


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