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1. Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you!
2. What did the elephant say to his girlfriend? “I love you a ton!”
3. What did the bat say to his girlfriend? “You’re fun to hang around with.
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11.  Two antennae met on a roof, fell in love and got married. Their wedding ceremony wasn’t fancy. The reception, however, was excellent.
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19. A woman was taking a nap on Valentine’s Day afternoon. After she awoke, she told her husband, “I just dreamed that you gave me a gorgeous and expensive diamond necklace for Valentine’s Day! What do you think it means?”
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21. “You’ll know tonight,” he said.
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23. That evening, her husband came home with a small package for her. Thrilled, she opened it and found a book titled “The Meaning of Dreams.”
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29.  A Cub Scout found a frog that said, “Kiss me and I will become a beautiful princess.” The boy studied the frog, then put it in his pocket. “Hey,” the frog croaked, “how come you didn’t kiss me?” “I’d rather have a talking frog than a princess any day!”
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35.  What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine’s Day? A hug and a quiche!