Latest Funny Shayari New

• Kaash ki tere chehre par Chickenpox k daag hote…..
• Kaash ki tere chehre par Chickenpox k daag hote…..
• Chand to tu hai hi ..sitaare bhi saaath hote.
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• Punam ki rat me chand badal jata hai,
• Waqt k sath insan badal jata hai,
• Sochte hai ki apko tang na kare,
• Magar sochte sochte plan badal jata hai..!
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• Har khushi ko teri taraf mod denge,
• Tere liye Chand Taare tod denge,
• Tere liye Khushiyon k darwaaje kol denge,
• 1 baar hans k to dikha, tere sare daant tod denge.
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• A Dost tu bhi likha kar shayari,
• meri tarah tera bhi naam ho jaega,
• Jab tujh par bhi padenge ANDE, TAMAATAR…..
• sham k sabji ka intezam ho jaega…..!
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• Aapko miss karna..roz ki baat hai.
• Yaad karna..aadat ki baat hai.
• Aap se duur rehna..kismat ki baat hai.
• Magar aap ko jhelna..himmat ki baat hai.
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• Chaand me dekha to aap dikhe,
• Badal mein dekha to aap dikhe,
• Taaro mein dekha to aap dikhe,
• Are yaar thoda side me ho jaao…..
• to kuch aur bhi dikhe…
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• 1 khwab ,1 pyar ,1 haqiqat ho tum.
• Dosti me padnewali har zaroorat ho tum.
• Jisko roj itne SMS karnepade,woh musibat ho tum.
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• Arz hai..jo dil me dard de use Dildar kehte hai,
• gaur farmayiga… Jo dil me dard de use Dildar kehte hai
• aur jo sar me dard de use Sardar kehte hai
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• Har karz Dosti ka ada kaun karega?
• Hum na rahe to Dosti kaun karega?
• E khuda mere Doston ko salamat rakhna,
• Warna meri shaadi mein dance kaun karega....
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• Khuda se Scooter manga.. Car dia,
• Apartment manga.. bangla dia,
• Dost manga to tumhain diya,
• Khuda ne is bar aisa zulm kyoun kia.
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• Ek lamha jo bar bar satata hai,
• Na jane yedil kya chahta hai.
• Kash woh hote hamari nazro k samne hamesha,
• Par na jane kyun yeh kash,kash hi reh jata ha
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• Unki tasviro ko seene se laga lete hai,
• Is tarah judai ka gam mita dete hai,
• Kisi tara kabhi unka zikr ho jaye to,
• Bheegi palko ko juka lete hai.
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• Mohabat ko majburi ka naam mat do,
• Haqiqat ko haadso ka naam mat do,
• Agar dil mein pyar ho kisis ke liye to
• Usse dosti ka naam mat do..
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• Yaado main kabhi aap bhi khoye hoge
• Khuli aankho se kabhi aap bhi soye hoge maana
• Hasna hai aadat gum chupaane ki
• Par haste haste kabhi aap bhi roye hoge
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• Ai meri zindagi yu mujhse daga na kar,
• Use bhul kar zinda rahu ye dua na kar,
• Koi dekhta hai use to hoti hai taqleef,
• Ai hawa tu bhi use chua na kar.
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• Lab khamosh hai aankhon se baat hoti hai,
• Aise hi dosti ki shuruvaat hoti hai,
• Tere hi khayalon me khoye rahte hai,
• Pata nahi kab din aur kab raat hoti hai……
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• Har gira ghungat haya ka nhi hotaa har
• Utha hath dua ka nhi hota«ujh jate he aksr
• Diye hamri hi galtiyo sea hr bar kasur hawao ka nhi hota
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• Kitna pyar karte hai hum unse kaash
• Unko bhi yeh ehsaas ho jaye
• Magar aisa na ho ke woh hosh mein tab
• Aaye jab hum gehri neend mein so jaye good night
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• Humain hasnay or hasanay ke adat hay
• Nazron say nazrain milanay ke adat hay,
• Par hamare nazar jisay hay ja mile osay
• Nazar jhuka kar sharmanay ke adat hay
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• Samjha do apni yaado ko bin bulaye
• Aaya karti he, aap dur rehkar staate ho,
• Magar vo paas aaker rulaya karti he.
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• Tanhayion se nahin hum mehfil se darte hain
• duniya se nahin hum khud se darte hain
• yun to bahut kuchh khoya hai humne
• na jaane kyun tumhe khone se darte hain…
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• Aisa bhi kya jeena mera..
• ki pal pal tadap ta hu mai..
• kisi ki yaad mai kisi ke intezar mai
• roz jeeta roz marta hu mai…
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• Woh jante hai ki hum unke intezaar mein hai
• isliye shayad woh der laga rahe hai
• waqt kat-ta nahin unke bina hamara
• yeh jante huve bhi hame sata rahe hai
• na jane kya milta hai unhe hame yun sata kar
• jo der se akar bhi woh muskara rahe hai …
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• Nazar ne nazar se mulaqat kar li,
• Rahe dono ek dam khamosh par phir bhi baat karli.
• Kuch samay baad Mohabbat ki fiza ko tab jana jab khud ko akela paya,
• Aur tab mere in aankhon ne ro ro ke barsaat kar li.
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• Zindgi me log milte hai Kyu.?
• milkar fir is dil me reh jate hai Kyu..?
• jab inhe door hi hona hota h..,
• to fir is dil ke pas aate hi hai Kyu..??
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• Do pal ki khusi milti thi kabhi
• ab to wah bhi chhin li kisi ne.
• hum to humesa waise hi rahe.
• aur ilzam badlne ka hum pe laga diya kisine ..!!
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• Talaash Karo koi tumhe mil jayega,
• Magar hamari tarha tumhe kaun chahega,
• Zarur koi chahat ki nazar se tumhe dekhega,
• Magar ankhein hamari kahan se layega..
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• Wo likhte hain hamara naam mitti mein,
• Aur mita dete hain,
• Unke liye to ye khel hoga magar,
• Hamein to wo mitti mein mila dete hain…
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• Agar samajh jate wo samjhane se,
• Man jate wo manane se,
• To kiyu dil tanha hota kiyu kadam behak jate,
• Laut aate agar wo Harsh ke bulane se..
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• Dil ko uski hasrat se khaffa kaise karu,
• Apne rab ko bhul jane ki khata kaise karu,
• Lahu bankar rag rag me bas gaye hai wo,
• Lahu ko is jism se juda kaise karu.
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• Mohabbat sabko mil jaaye jaruri to nahi.
• Woh bhi hame chahein jaruri to nahi.
• Kuch log bahut yaad aate hain dil ko,
• Hum bhi unki yaad ban jaaye jaruri to nahi…
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• Dosti mein duriyaan to aati jaati rehti hain,
• Fir bhi dosti dilon ko milati rehti hain,
• Woh dost hi kya jo naaraz na ho,
• Par sachchhi dosti doston ko manaati rehti hain
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• Dil se jo faisala hona tha “khaskar” na hua,
• Sab se hota hai to phir mujhse hi kyon kar na hua,
• Jitna iss bar hua tujse main milkar tanha,
• Itna tanha to kabhi khud se bichhadkar na hua.
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• Maang mujhse hai khash duniya ki
• Laft mere hain aash duniya ki
• Katra katra hai shayari meri,
• Dariya dariya hai pyash duniya ki.
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• Pehli Mulaqat me kuch aisa hua ehsaas
• ki hum byaan bhi na kar paaye
• aakhri mulaqat me kuch to kehna hi tha unse
• yehi sochte hue unhe tanha chhod aaye
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• Kisi ke dil mein basna bura to nahi
• Kisi ko dil mein basana khata to nahi
• Hain ye zamane ki nazar me bura to kiay hua
• Zamane wale bhi insan hai khuda to nahi
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• Har sagar k do kinare hote hain,
• Kuch log jaan se bhi pyare hote hain,
• Yeh zaruri nahin har koi pass ho,
• Kyunki zindagi mein yaadon ke bhi sahaare hote hain….
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• Tum dost ho mere sada k liye,
• Main zinda hoon tumhaari wafa k liye,
• Kar Lena laakhon shikwa mujhse magar,
• Na hona khafa khuda k liye.
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• Vo likhte hain humara naam mitti mein,
• Aur mita dete hain,
• Unke liye ye khel hoga,
• Magar Hume to vo mitti mein mila dete hain…
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• Khushbu tere Pyar ki mujhe Mahka jati hai,
• teri har baat mujhe bahka jati hai,
• Saansen to bahut der leti hai aane jane me,
• Har saans k pahle mujhe teri yaad aati hai.
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• Paani ko patthar na maro
• use bhi koi pita hai,
• Jina hai to muskurakar jiyo,
• tumhe dekhkar koi aur bhi jita hai.
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• jab kisi ladke ko kisi se sacha
• pyaar ho jata hai tab ye hota hai,jaise mujhe
• Es kadar esk farmata hu mai.
• Es kadar esk farmata hu mai.
• Dekhta hai jab koi use to sarmata hu mai.
• es kadar mita di darmiya ke
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• Aasman se uncha koi nahi,
• Sagar se gahra koi nahi,
• Yun to mujhko sabhi Pyare hai,
• par aapse Pyara koi nahi
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• Aaj us khuda ki shararat samajh me aai,
• is dharti par aapki maujudgi samajh aai,
• Aapko is dharti par bhejna us khuda ka bahana tha,
• Kyo ki hamare lie aapko aana hi tha.
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• Kismat me jiski aap, use jindgi se kya chaahiye,
• Dhadkan me jinki aap, use dunia se kya chaahiye,
• Hum to jite hai aap k liye,
• warna in saanson se kya chaahiye.
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• Kash Dil ki awaz me itna asar ho jay,
• Hum apko yaad karen aur apko khabar ho jay,
• Aaj kuda se itni hi dua hai,
• aap jo bhi chaho vo haqiqat ho jay.
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• Chehre pe haseen chha jati hai
• Aankhon main suroor aaa jata hai
• Jab tum mujhe apna kahte ho
• Apne pe guroor aa jata hai
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• Khoob aati hai jab
• Yaad teri bahot sataati hai,
• Dhoop main, chaanw main, ghataaon me
• Teri soorat ubhar K aati hai
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• Taare aasman me hi chamkte hai,
• Badal itne dur hai, phir bhi baraste hai,
• Hum bhi kitne ajib hai,Tum Dil me rehte ho,
• aur hum tumse milne ko taraste hai
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• Zindgi ka koi ehsas itna pyara na hota
• Agar apki yaado ka sahara na hota
• Hum khud ko khushnasib kahe nahi pate
• Agar aap sa dost hamara na hota
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• Tanhaiyo me aksar waqt barbad kiya karte hai,
• Hum bhi har pal apko yaad kiya karte hai,
• Hum nahi jante gharwale batate hai,
• Hum to nendo me bhi apka naam liya krte hai.
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• Kisi ke dil mein basna bura to nahi
• Kisi ko dil mein basana khata to nahi
• Hain ye zamane ki nazar me bura to kiay hua
• Zamane wale bhi insan hai khuda to nahi
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• Mohabbat sabko mil jaaye jaruri to nahi.
• Woh bhi hame chahein jaruri to nahi.
• Kuch log bahut yaad aate hain dil ko,
• Hum bhi unki yaad ban jaaye jaruri to nahi…
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• Dosti mein duriyaan to aati jaati rehti hain,
• Fir bhi dosti dilon ko milati rehti hain,
• Woh dost hi kya jo naaraz na ho,
• Par sachchhi dosti doston ko manaati rehti hain
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• Seene se nikli aah ankhon mein thehar jati hai,
• Ankhen chalak na jayen isliye jhuk jati hai,
• Jinda hone ka ehsaas hota hai saanson k chalne se,
• par koi yaad aye to ye bhi ek pal theher jati hai…
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• Aap ki awaaz ne mujh par ye asar kar diya,
• Pyar mera tapdap ta tha isi soch mein,
• Kabhi na suni thi aisi pyari awaaz,
• Ek kashish si rahti hai sunne ke liye.
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• Kismat dusra moka nhi deti,
• duniya anjane ko panah nhi deti,
• zindagi se itna pyar maat karna,
• Dost kyu ki ´maut´ kbhi riswat nhi leti.
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• Pehli Mulaqat me kuch aisa hua ehsaas
• ki hum byaan bhi na kar paaye
• aakhri mulaqat me kuch to kehna hi tha unse
• yehi sochte hue unhe tanha chhod aaye
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• Dil ko uski hasrat se khaffa kaise karu,
• Apne rab ko bhul jane ki khata kaise karu,
• Lahu bankar rag rag me bas gaye hai wo,
• Lahu ko is jism se juda kaise karu.
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• Zindgi ka koi ehsas itna pyara na hota
• Agar apki yaado ka sahara na hota
• Hum khud ko khushnasib kahe nahi pate
• Agar aap sa dost hamara na hota
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• Tanhaiyo me aksar waqt barbad kiya karte hai,
• Hum bhi har pal apko yaad kiya karte hai,
• Hum nahi jante gharwale batate hai,
• Hum to nendo me bhi apka naam liya krte hai.
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• Kisi ke dil mein basna bura to nahi
• Kisi ko dil mein basana khata to nahi
• Hain ye zamane ki nazar me bura to kiay hua
• Zamane wale bhi insan hai khuda to nahi
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• Mohabbat sabko mil jaaye jaruri to nahi.
• Woh bhi hame chahein jaruri to nahi.
• Kuch log bahut yaad aate hain dil ko,
• Hum bhi unki yaad ban jaaye jaruri to nahi…
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• Dosti mein duriyaan to aati jaati rehti hain,
• Fir bhi dosti dilon ko milati rehti hain,
• Woh dost hi kya jo naaraz na ho,
• Par sachchhi dosti doston ko manaati rehti hain
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• Seene se nikli aah ankhon mein thehar jati hai,
• Ankhen chalak na jayen isliye jhuk jati hai,
• Jinda hone ka ehsaas hota hai saanson k chalne se,
• par koi yaad aye to ye bhi ek pal theher jati hai…
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• Aap ki awaaz ne mujh par ye asar kar diya,
• Pyar mera tapdap ta tha isi soch mein,
• Kabhi na suni thi aisi pyari awaaz,
• Ek kashish si rahti hai sunne ke liye.
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• Kismat dusra moka nhi deti,
• duniya anjane ko panah nhi deti,
• zindagi se itna pyar maat karna,
• Dost kyu ki ´maut´ kbhi riswat nhi leti.
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• Pehli Mulaqat me kuch aisa hua ehsaas
• ki hum byaan bhi na kar paaye
• aakhri mulaqat me kuch to kehna hi tha unse
• yehi sochte hue unhe tanha chhod aaye
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• Dil ko uski hasrat se khaffa kaise karu,
• Apne rab ko bhul jane ki khata kaise karu,
• Lahu bankar rag rag me bas gaye hai wo,
• Lahu ko is jism se juda kaise karu.