Jokes and Funny Shayari for whatsapp

• Aaj tum par aansuo kee barsaat hogi,
• Phir wohi andheri kaali raat hogi,
• Yaad naa karke tumne dil dukhaaya hain mera,
• Jaa tere badan me khujali saari raat hogi!
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• Aahat see koi aaye toh lagta hain kee tum ho,
• Saaya saa koi lehraaye toh lagta hain kee tum ho,
• Ab tum hee bataao kya tum kisi bhoot sey kam ho?
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• Aakash key taaro mein khoya hain jaha saara,
• Lagta hain pyaara ek-ek taara,
• Un taaro mein sabsey pyaara hain ek sitaara,
• Jo is waqt padh raha hain sms hamaara!
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• Aankhon mei nami thee,
• Aur vitamin C kee kami thee,
• Wah wah!
• Aankhon mei nami thee,
• Aur vitamin C kee kami thee,
• Jisse saari raat chatting kee,
• Wo girlfriend kee mummy thee!
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• Categories Funny Shayari
• Latest Funny Shayari Messages
• June 23, 2015 by Ravi
• Aapke inte miss call kya baat hai,
• Aapke sms b ab din raat hai,
• Kabhi kabhi phone b kiyaa karo,
• Suna hai aapke awaaz mein b khaas baat hai.
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• Aapko kabhi humsey khone nahi dengey,
• Aapko kabhi khud sey alag hone nahi dengey,
• Kabhi hume sms b kar diya karo warna,
• Aankh mei mirchi daal dengey aur dhone b nahi dengey
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• Aakash key taaro mein khoya hain jaha saara,
• Lagta hain pyaara ek-ek taara,
• Un taaro mein sabsey pyaara hain ek sitaara,
• Jo is waqt padh raha hain sms hamaara!
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• Aankhon mei nami thee,
• Aur vitamin C kee kami thee,
• Wah wah!
• Aankhon mei nami thee,
• Aur vitamin C kee kami thee,
• Jisse saari raat chatting kee,
• Wo girlfriend kee mummy thee!
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• Pagal aashiq ho jaate hain pyaar mei,
• Baaki kasar poori ho jaati hain intezaar mei,
• Magar yeh fauzi dilruba nahi samajhti,
• Gol-gappe khaati phirti hain baazar mei!
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• Zindagi jeete ho kanjoos ki,
• Hamari tarah bhi kabhi jiya karo,
• Mere SMS roz padh ke sharam nahee aati,
• Khud bhi kabhi SMS send kiya karo.
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• Wo Naa Jaane Kya Humse Chhupaati Thi,
• Thaa Kuchh Toh Zaroor Uske Pyaare Hontho Pein,
• Phir Bhi Na Jaane Kyun Humse Sharmaati Thi,
• Muh Jab Khulwaya Unka Tab Jaa kar Maloom Hua,
• Saali Chup-Chup Ke Paan-Masaala Chabaati Thi!
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• Hui Baarish Aur Hum Bheeg Gaye,
• Hui Baarish Aur Hum Bheeg Gaye,
• Rajnikanth Ne Phook Maari,
• Aur Hum Sookh Gaye!
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• Kar lee Mohabbat Tummse Bahut Sochney K Baad,
• Kisi Ko Bhi Ab Dekhna Nahee Tumhein Dekhney K Baad,
• Chhodh Dengey Duniya Tumhey Paane K Baad,
• Maaf Kare Khuda Itna Jhoot Bolne K Baad!
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• Bewafa Tum Ho Toh Wafadar Hum B Nahee,
• Besharam Tum Ho Toh Sharamsaar Hum B Nahee,
• Is Maud Pr Pyaar K Kehtey Ho Ki Shaadi-shuda Ho..
• Toh Kyaa Hua Darling…
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• Kyunki Kunwaare Hum B Nahee!
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• Paane K Liye Tujhey Mai Kuch B Kr Sakta Hoon;
• Pyar Me Tere Ji To Kya,
• Mar B Sakta Hoon;
• Phir B Tu Na Mili Toh Koi Gam Nahee;
• Ye Formula Mai Kisi Doosri Pein Set Kr Sakta Hoon!
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• Hum Whiskey Nahee Peete,
• Hum Rum Nahee Peete;
• Gham Bhulaane K Naam Par,
• Hum Jaam Hi Nahee Peete;
• Agar Kabhi Yaaron Ki Mehfil Mil Jaaye;
• Toh Khuda Ki Kasam,
• Hum Kisi Se Bhi Kam Nahee Peete
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• बेझिझक मुस्कुराये जो भी गम है,
• जिंदगी में टेंशन किसको कम है,
• अच्छा या बुरा तो केवल भ्रम है,
• जिंदगी का नाम ही कभी ख़ुशी कभी गम है।
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• ना वक्त इतना हैं कि सिलेबस पूरा किया जाए;
• ना तरकीब कोई की एग्जाम पास किया जाए;
• ना जाने कौन सा दर्द दिया है इस पढ़ाई ने;
• ना रोया जाय और ना सोया जाए।
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• Umar ki raah mein JAZBAAT badal jate hai,
• Waqt ki AAndhi me HALLAT badal jaate hai,
• Sochta hoon kaam kar kar ke Record tod dun,
• Lekin kambhakt salary dekhte he KHAYAAL badal jaate hai..
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• उम्र की राह में जज्बात बदल जाते है।
• वक़्त की आंधी में हालात बदल जाते है
• सोचता हूं काम कर-कर के रिकॉर्ड तोड़ दूं।
• कमबख्त सैलेरी देख के ख्यालात बदल जाते हैं
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• Bindas muskurao kya gam hai,
• Zindgi me tension kisko kam hai,
• Yaad karne wale to bahut hai aapko,
• Dil se ‘TANG’ karne wale to sirf HUM hai.
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• कमजोर दिल वाले ईसे ना पढें…. खतरनाक शायरी 👹 👺
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• खिडकी से देखा तो रस्ते पे कोई नही था
• खिडकी से देखा तो रस्ते पे कोई नही था
• वाह वाह
• फिर रस्ते पे जाके देखा तो खिडकी मै कोई नही था 😜 😝
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• जभी मिलती है inbox पे कुछ कहने से डरती है वो..
• कब आउंगा में online इस इंतज़ार में रहती है वो..
• बड़ी ही सरीफ है बात बात पे शर्माती है वो…
• गुस्सा न हो जाऊं कहीं हर बात पे sorry बोलती है वो…
• मेरे लिऐ आज भी थोड़ा सा वक्त खर्च करती है वो …
• google पर आकर आज भी मुझे सर्च करती है वो..
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• Arz hai..
• Pink lips are the girls beauty,
• Wah Wah
• Pink lips are the girls beauty,
• Wah Wah
• And Kissing them is the Boys duty.. ‍💋
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• Na ishq kar mare yaar yeh ladkiya (girls) bahut satati hai,
• na karna in par aitbaar yah kharcha bahut karwati hai,
• recharge tum karwa ke dete ho aur number mera lagati hai..
• Funny Shayari for Girls
• Ajib hai nakhre tere,
• Ajib hai tera style.
• Naak pochhne ki tameez nahin aur haath mein hai mobile!
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• Cham Cham kar ke aayi,
• Cham Cham kar ke chali gayi,
• Main Sindoor leke khada raha,
• Aur woh rakhi ban ke chali gayi.
• Tumhari Saalgirah Pe Jaana Kia Bhejoon,
• Apni Jaan Bhejoon Keh Apna Dil Bhejoon,
• Phir Soochta Hoon Jaana Kion Na,
• Tumhare Liye Kee Hui Shopping Ka Bill Bhejoon. 📜
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• Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho,
• Itna qatil kaise sharma lete ho,
• Kitni aasani se jaan le lete ho,
• Kisi ne sikhaya hai.. ya bachpan se hi kamine ho? 😂 😆
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• Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho,
• Itna qatil kaise sharma lete ho,
• Kitni aasani se jaan le lete ho,
• Kisi ne sikhaya hai.. ya bachpan se hi kamine ho? 😂 😆
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• Dhadkan Dil Ki Ruk Jati Hai,
• Sanse Aksar Tham Jati Hai,
• Bahut Buri Halat Hoti Hai Yaaro,
• Jab GF Se Shaadi Karne Ki Naubat Aati Hai! 
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• Girlfriend ko apni palko par bitha lo,
• De ke khushi uske sare gum chura lo,
• Pyar karo uski saheli ke samne itna ki
• Uski saheli bhi aa ke kahe JANU
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• muje bhi pata lo.. Muje bhi pata lo.
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• Umar ki raah me raaste badal jaate
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• Waqt ki andhi me insaan badal jaate
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• Sochte hai padh padh k record tod
• denge,
• Lekin books kholte he iraade badal
• jaate hai
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• Aapki baatoon pe dil haaru
• WAH! WAH!
• Aapki surat pe jaan waaru
• WAH! WAH!
• Jis din nahi aati aapkao humari yaad
• dil karta hai aapko
• patak-patak ke maru!
• waahh waaahhh!! kya baat kya baat
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• Teri adao pe mein vari vari,
• Dial 139 for Railway inquiry…।
• 2. Naa jeene ki aarzoo, naa marne ka khuaaff
• The number you are trying is currently switch off..
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• Larki Ro Ro K Larkay Se
• Keh Rahi Hai,
• Larki Ro Ro K Larke Se
• Keh Rahi Hai,
• Haath Chooro Jan..
• Meri Naak Beh Rahi Hai.
• Happy Winter Season
• Aaaa….chhii
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• Winter Ka Zamana Hai,
• Msg Karke Apko Satana Hai,
• Mmusam Bhi Diwana Hai,
• 2-4 Msg Aap Bhi Kar Do,
• Kya..
• Balance Bacha K
• Naya Sweter Lana Hai.
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• Mujhe Mat Dhudo Is Jahan
• Ki Tanhai Mein
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• Thand Bahut Hai Mein To
• Hun Apani Rajai Mein
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• Aaj Ek Sweater Aur Pehen Lo,
• Aaj Ek Razai Aur Odh Lo,
• Aaj Ek Mufler Aur Lapet Lo,
• Aaj 2 Moze Aur Pehen Lo,
• Aaj Ek Kehwa Aur Pii Lo,
• Aaj Ek Heater Aur Chala Lo,
• Kya Pta. Kal Thand Ho Na Ho!
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• Arz Kiya Hai
• Saari Raat Guzar Jaati Hai
• Bas Isi Kasmakash Mein Ki..
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• Ye Saali Razayi Mein
• Hawa Kidhar Se Ghus Rahi
• Hai..!!
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• “Thand aur insult”
• Jitni Mehsus Karoge Utni Jyada Lagegi*
• So..
• Be_Careless
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• Be_Beshram
• Enjoy Life, Enjoy Winter!
• Think Hatke,
• Jiyo Datke!
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• Har Safalta Par aapka Naam Ho,
• Aapke Har Decision Par Kaamyabhi Ka Mukam Ho,
• Thand Aa Gayi Hai Dhyan Rakhna,
• Main nahi Chahta aapko sardi aur jukaam Ho.
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• Sheetal Sheetal vayu Chali,
• Aasman Hua Suhana,
• Gadhe Bhi sms Padhne Lage,
• Shikshit Hua jamana.
• Happy Winter Time..
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• Mahine tumhe avoide kiya mujhe,
• Lekin ab tum mujhe or dur nahi rakh sakte,
• Aaj nahi to kal apni baahon me mujhe jarur loge,
• With love
• Tumhari purani
• ”SWEATER”
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• Har doori mitani padhti hai,
• har baat btani padhti hai,
• lagta hai dosto ke pass waqt hi nahi hai,
• aaj kal
• khud apni yaad dilaani padhti hai.
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• Dhup Me Chamakti Profile Hai,
• Sabse Aalag Tera Style Hai,
• Kya Ada Hai Kya Smile Hai,
• Naak Pochhne Ki Akal Nahi,
• Aur Hath Me Mobile Hai.
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• Salam Arz Hai
• Jawab Karz Hai
• Dena Farz Hai
• Na Dena Marz Hai
• Na Koi Garz Hai
• Bas Itna Arz Hai
• Agar SMS Padhna Pasand Hai
• To BHEJNA Bhi Farz Hai…
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• Shayari Krna Koi Sasti Nahi
• Shayari Krna Koi Sasti Nahi
• Aur Jo Ladki Aapki Tarf Dekhkar Hasti Nahi
• To Samjh Lo Ki Wo Tooth Paste Krti Nahi.
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• ja rahe ho chhod ke hame,
• jane ki saja paoge,
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• ja rahe ho chhod ke hame,
• jane ki saja paoge,
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• aage rasta Khoda hua hai,
• U turn marke wapas aaoge..
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• Bachpan ki woh amiri..
• na jane kaha kho gayi,
• warna kabhi baarish ke pani mein..
• hamare bhi jahaaz chala karte the.
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• Dosti Gazal Hai Gane Ke Liye
• Dosti Nagma Hai Sunane Ke Liye
• Ye Wo Jazba Hai Jo Sabko Nahi Milta
• Kyoki Aap Jaisa Chahiye Nibhane Ke Liye…
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• Jindagi behaal hai,
• Sur hai naa taal hai,
• Msgbox bhi kangal hai,
• kya aapki sms factory me hadtal hai,
• yaar kuch to bhejo ye meri,
• mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai…
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• Wo ishk to karti hai par janon nahi karti.
• Wo katal to karti hai par khon nahi karti.
• Eis kadar kanjoos hai meri chahne wali
• Mis call to karti hai phon nahi karta…
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• Log Kehte Hai Ki Pyar Ek Aisi Bimari Hai,
• Jiski Koi Dawa Nahi Hoti,
• Hum Kehte Hai Bewfai Ek Aisi Dawa Hai,
• Jisse Ye Bimari Dubara Nahi Hoti…
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• Phone ke rishte bhi ajib hote hai.
• Balance rakhkar bhi log garib hote hai
• Khud to msg karte nahi hai,
• Muft ke msg padhne ke kitne shauqin hote hai.
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• Hmare Dil ne chaha tb-tb aap Jaage the,
• Hmare Dil ne chaha tb-tb aap jaage the,
• Q k wo Hm hi the jo Apke Ghar ki Ghanti bja k Bhaage the..
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• SMART Ho Aap Toh Bure Hm B Nhi
• INTELLIGENT Ho Ap Toh Buddhu Hm B Nhi
• Dosti Kr K Kehte Ho Busy H Hm
• Yaad Karna Hmse Sikho Free Toh Hm B Nhi
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• Log ishq kartay hain baray shor kay sath,
• Humne bhi kia bare zor kay sath,
• Lakin ab karain gay thoray ghor kay sath,
• Kyunke kal usay dekha kisi aur kay sath.
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• Hamne tumhe tohfa dia apna samajh k,
• Hamne tumhe tohfa dia apna samajh k,
• Tum us pr beth gye sofa samajh k…
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• Chand ko tod dunga suraj ko fod dunga,
• Chand ko tod dunga suraj ko fod dunga,
• Agar tum haan kahe janeman to,
• peheliwali ko chod dunga. . .
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• Arj kiya hai, yu na kisi k dil se khelo,
• yu na kisi ke dil se khelo,
• jab sms hi nahi karna hai to,
• phone bechkar Radio hi lelo…
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• Har taraf padhai ka saya hai
• Kitabo main sukh kisne paya hai
• Ladke to jate hai tution ladkiyan dekhne
• Aur sir kehte hai dekho itni barsat mai ladka padhne aya hai…
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• Tumhaari yaad dil se jaane nahin denge,
• Tumhaare jaisa dost khone bhi nahin denge,
• Roz sharafat se sms kiya karo warna ……,
• Ek kaan k neeche denge or rone bhi nahin denge…
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• Aapko humse kabhi khone nahi denge,
• aapko mujh se alag hone nahi denge,
• kabhi sms bhi kar dia kro warna,
• aankh mein mirchi dal denge aur dhone bhi nahi denge.
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• Na jaane kab koi taara toot jaaye,
• Na jaane kab koi aansu aankh se chut jaaye,
• Kuch pal hamare saath bhi has lo,
• Na jaane kab tumhare daant toot jaaye.
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• Dhadkan dil ki ruk jati hai,
• Sanse aksar tham jati hai,
• Bahut buri halat hoti hai yaaro,
• Jab
• Girlfriend se shadi karne ki naubat aati hai.
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• Zindgi apni masti mai jiya kro,
• Ishq bahut bura hai na kiya karo,
• Tum apna pura dhyan carrier par mod do,
• Ishq aur apne girlfriend ko
• Mujh par chor do
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• Phoolo Ke Phool He Hum,
• Mehfil Ki Ronak He Hum,
• Khubsurto Me Khubsurt He Hum,
• Panga To Leke Dikhao
• Is duniya ke
• Rawdy Rathod He Hum,
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• Baadal Garza Shor K Sath
• Barish Hui Zor K Sath
• Zara Dhayan Rakhna Apni GirlFrnd Ka
• Kahin Bhag Na Jaye Kisi Or K Sath.